Genshin Impact, promoting Honkai Impact 3rd in Teyvat
category: Urban |
Author: Bing Yu Luo Chen |
Status: Completed |
update: 09/07/2025 19:15 |
Intro: My name is Lu Ze. I was originally the Captain of the Hyperion. One day, while piloting the Hyperion and drifting, I accidentally broke through the world barrier and arrived on the continent of Teyvat. This is quite magical. Isn't this a dimensionality reduction strike?
But just then, his dog system issued a mission, asking him to promote Honkai Impact 3rd in Teyvat. This is something that must be done, I have to make this game come out, I will make everyone in Teyvat cry! Not only that, but I will also release PVs, and bring the knives!
After the people of Teyvat experienced playing Honkai Impact 3rd…
Diluc: This Skyward Pride is indeed better than my Wolf's Gravestone. I feel my body filled with power!
Venti: I've told you, I'm not Wendy, I'm Venti. And I'm the Anemo Archon, not the Herrscher of Wind!
Fischl: Oz, this thing is much easier to use than a bow (quietly raises dual pistols).
Zhongli: Hmm, as fellow controllers of stone, you died for love, but my love has already died in my arms…
Kamisato Ayato: Vermillion Bird Immortal, I really didn't lie to you!
Kamisato Ayaka: Kamisato Style, Brother's Destruction! Go find your Kallen, Brother!
Raiden Shogun: Hmm… Discussing cooking with the Herrscher of Thunder next door online. Lu Ze, I'll cook you a meal, and can you give me another supply card?
Yae Miko: Hahaha, you actually want to cook? I'm dying of laughter.
Nahida: I am not Theresa, I am not Theresa, I am not Theresa! Important things, repeat three times!