"There are so many things here I've never seen before, it feels so novel. Boss... do you have anything here that makes things taste bad?"
Diona looked around, as if trying to memorize everything. She was already considering discussing with her superior about changing the style of the Cat's Tail tavern to something like this, as it truly gave a sense of comfort.
"I'm sorry, this is a Honkai Impact 3rd experience store, not a restaurant. If you want that kind of thing, I recommend you go to Inazuma and find the Electro Archon."
Lu Ze's left eyelid suddenly twitched. Logically, the left eye twitching meant wealth, and the right eye meant disaster. Could he be having great luck today?
Impossible, what great luck could there be today? It couldn't be that the moment I finished joking about the Electro Archon, she would appear before me.
"Oh, what do you need me for?"
Raiden Ei, having changed her attire, walked in. Her long black dress perfectly concealed her figure, but perhaps the clothes were a bit tight, making it seem a little strained? It might be an illusion. The area below her neck was a expanse of pristine white, like a forbidden zone.
Her back showed some skin, but it was hidden by her long braid. The purple braid was like the symbol of the Electro Archon.
"Ah... nothing... just... just... thought of you, that's all."
Lu Ze quickly waved his hands, as if he hadn't said anything just now.
Although Diona was a bit puzzled, she didn't say anything. After all, the atmosphere was a bit off. If she said anything more, wouldn't she be digging her own grave? But was this the Almighty Shogun? Why would the Almighty Shogun come here?
"Is that so? But why do I seem to have heard something unpleasant, something about making food taste bad..."
A head popped out from beside the Electro Archon. Yae Miko, her pink ears swaying, looked at the person in front of her with a smile.
At this moment, Yae Miko was also in a different outfit. She wasn't wearing her white and red shrine maiden attire, but a white dress that seemed to be of the same style as the Electro Archon's. On her ears, she still wore two items: a Vision and an ornament.
Does this Yae Miko have OCD? Does she need to have symmetry even for these things?
Lu Ze looked at the two women before him with some embarrassment. How could he have known they would arrive the moment he spoke? I'm really impressed! Has my mouth been blessed today?
"Ahem, forget it, forget it. I don't want to anger our esteemed shopkeeper. If you stop letting me play, I'll cry."
Yae Miko glanced around. Ten machines had been added today. Fortunately, she had stayed up late last night to grind. She had to thank the cabbage-head for that. Thank you, cabbage-head.
"Is this the so-called game? It looks like technology I've never seen before~"
She picked up the helmet from the seat and looked at Ei. Before coming, Raiden Ei had explained everything to her.
"Everyone, I'm going to eat now, it might be a bit late. If you don't mind, you can join me for a meal."
Lu Ze looked at the bustling kitchen and the occasional waft of delicious food. It seemed these two had been quite successful.
Seeing so many people enter the shop, Sirin instinctively hid, tightly grasping Lu Ze's hand. For some reason, ever since she lost her core and along with her past memories, she had a strange fear of humans.
"Sirin, don't be afraid. They don't mean you any harm."
Lu Ze gently stroked her small purple head. Sirin closed her eyes with great enjoyment. The last time her head was stroked was who knows when.
"Yes, I believe you, Lu Ze. But I have a question... why have you grown so tall? I'm still 13 years old. Sirin wants to grow tall too."
Sirin looked up at Lu Ze, her eyes full of confusion. When she was awake before, he was the same height as her. How could he have grown to be twice her size after just one sleep?
"Good girl~ Sirin will grow up too... it won't be long now."
"Mm!"
Seeing the affectionate siblings, everyone else fell silent. Klee, for some reason, felt a little upset in her heart, as if he had replaced her position. Yes... she was angry!
Kaeya leaned against the door frame, arms crossed, watching everything. Barbara clasped her hands in front of her chest, unsure what to say.
"Ahem, everyone, please eat first. I'll go bring out the table. If it's okay, please wait a moment."
Lu Ze ran upstairs and brought out a table. The lower floor was mostly unfurnished for aesthetic purposes. He placed the few sofas for people to rest on and the table in the main hall. Seven or eight dishes were all served.
"Today, let's try my cooking, Your Majesty! I worked very hard."
Bella deliberately spoke loudly, as if seeking praise. However, Sirin had no intention of acknowledging her and was instead happily chatting with Lu Ze beside her.
"Snowflakes drifting... Your Majesty's love is gone... Your Majesty doesn't love me anymore..."
Bella was on the verge of a breakdown, but quickly regained her confidence, determined to make a delicious pizza to win over her Queen.
"My name is Barbara, and I am an idol singer from Mondstadt. I have come here today having heard your reputation. I apologize for the intrusion."
Barbara offered a toast with tea, and Lu Ze immediately poured a glass of wine in return. Fortunately, this time he had bought fruit wine and not the high-proof red wine from last time, otherwise one glass might have been enough to get him drunk.
Raiden Ei looked at the dishes on the table and fell into deep thought. After a moment, she said, "Um, Shopkeeper, does Raiden Mei have a prototype?"
Lu Ze was a little surprised. Why was she asking this? Could it be that she had thoughts about Raiden Mei? Could it be... you're going to imitate Eula? No way!
"Yes, she does, but she cannot come to this world yet. I believe you will have opportunities to meet her in the future. Is there something specific you need her for?"
Yae Miko beside her answered directly, "Our Almighty Shogun has been troubled by one problem. She can do anything, but she can't cook. She has always wanted to find a master to teach her how to cook, but becoming her teacher would likely be an unforgettable experience for life..."
"Miko!"
Raiden Ei almost drew her sword. What nonsense are you spouting? Exposing my secrets in front of so many people, what do you mean by that, you fox?
"Don't get so worked up. It's the truth. I'll never forget that time you... *mff!*"
Yae Miko, who was in the middle of speaking, had her mouth forcefully covered. Raiden Ei's purple nails dug into her face, as she was afraid this close friend would reveal all her secrets.