Peerless Dragon Doctor

Intro: "Beauty, I see your countenance is dark and your head is filled with ill omens; your Yin and Yang are out of balance. Why don't you come to my humble abode, and I'll give you a good massage." "I'm not bragging, but my technique guarantees to satisfy you both physically and mentally, making you reluctant to leave and forever reminisce." "Sigh, if you don't want treatment, fine, but why are you setting dogs on me!"