Miami, Peruvian pan flute band detention center.

The quarantine area was surrounded by barbed wire, with warning signs bearing the Department of Homeland Security logo embedded in the wire at regular intervals.

Inside the camp, many blue and grass-green military tents had been set up, and a large number of Peruvian pan flute band members stood and wandered around. They were mostly brown-skinned, and 80% spoke Spanish. Their clothes were loose textile coats or short jackets, and they generally wore hats. The overall look had a bit of a Mexican flavor, but not quite.

On some temporary orange watchtowers, each was equipped with a soldier holding a submachine gun, ready to respond to emergencies.

Many brown, open-topped military trucks went in and out of the camp, and batches of pan flute band members were unloaded from the trucks.

And among these people, were five white fourth-grade boys…

Four of them were the four main characters of *South Park*, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. It should be noted here that Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are all first names, and only Cartman is a last name. His full name is Eric Cartman, but except for his mother and some of the teachers at school, almost no one calls him Eric, because he is an extremely obnoxious guy, and no one wants to call him by his first name in a friendly manner.

Here’s a brief introduction to these characters.

First, there's Stan. In *South Park*, he's considered a relatively normal character (relatively speaking). He has a girlfriend named Wendy, whom he has broken up with and reunited with several times. In the early seasons, he had a strange habit of vomiting whenever he saw a girl he liked, but this has improved. He has a violent older sister named Shelly with braces, who is incredibly strong and can throw pianos when angry. And Stan's father is Randy, the bottomless emperor of *South Park*… By the way, Jimbo is Stan's uncle.

Next is Kyle, a Jewish boy whose most prominent feature is a green ushanka. He is kind and upright, and proficient in computers. His father is a lawyer, and his mother is someone who likes to make a big deal out of trivial matters, and is overly protective of her children. He also has a younger brother named Ike who is in kindergarten, and is an adopted Canadian child.

The third person is Kenny, who is characterized by wearing an orange hooded parka that only reveals the middle part of his face, and speaks indistinctly. By setting, his family is very poor, and in the early episodes, he would die in every episode, usually in a bizarre and tragic way like in *Final Destination*. His hidden identity is Mysterion, and he often plays the role of a hero to save the world. But Kenny also has a lecherous side, and his knowledge of sex is clearly superior to all his peers (in one episode, he even died of syphilis).

Finally, there's Cartman. From the cutout art style, his appearance is different from his three friends, because he is very fat, but he never admits it, and always says, "I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned."

Cartman is the biggest jerk in the *South Park* world, bar none. He is nasty, greedy, cunning, somewhat narrow-minded and ignorant, and has extremely racist thoughts. He thinks entirely self-centeredly and cannot understand what "guilt" is.

Cartman is sometimes extremely stupid, but sometimes he is like a genius. He is well-informed, knowledgeable, resourceful, aggressive, and proficient in multiple languages, and often plays a leading role in major events.

He has many extremely twisted and prejudiced views, such as "Every Jew has a bag of gold coins hanging around his neck," "People can eat with their butts," "Hippies must die," and so on. And in the world of *South Park*, his views have been repeatedly proven to be true…

The above are the four main characters of *South Park*.

And the fifth child who was caught in the detention center with them at this moment is Craig, a classmate of the four protagonists.

Craig usually dresses in blue and speaks with a heavy nasal tone. He is a frequent visitor to the school's guidance office, and you can often see him sitting in the hallway outside the guidance office waiting for his fate. His classic catchphrase is, "I'd be so happy if I could say [a swear word] to [an adult]..."

In addition to his sharp吐槽 (tù cáo, snarky comments), Craig and his whole family also have a habit of randomly flipping people off, which may be one of the reasons why he is often kept in detention.

So… why were these five white kids brought into the detention center?

There are two reasons. First, in order to make money by selling CDs, they disguised themselves as a Peruvian pan flute band, holding instruments and playing "London Bridge Is Falling Down" (a world folk song) on the street.

Second, the IQ of the other characters in the script has collectively dropped again. So the military couldn't tell that the five white kids weren't real Peruvians.

"Excuse me, sir?" Stan and his friends, who had just stepped down from the truck, pushed through the crowd and came to the bottom of a watchtower. "Sir, you must have misunderstood. Can I talk to you?"

Kyle also chimed in, "Sir, can we talk to you for a minute?"

The soldier on the watchtower, wearing an anti-terrorism unit uniform, glanced at them and replied rudely, "Go back! I'm not buying your crappy CDs!"

Stan replied, "No, sir, there's a huge misunderstanding. We're not actually Peruvian…"

The soldier interrupted loudly, "I said! I'm not buying your crappy CDs today!" He seemed very agitated. "Do you understand? I can't stand it!"

At this moment, a real Peruvian pan flute band member walked to the front side of the children and said to the soldier above in Spanish, "Sir, would you like to buy a CD?"

The next second, the soldier shot him dead…

The five children looked at the corpse so close to them with shock, their mouths half-open, speechless.

…………

In the hospital, Feng BuJue's actions went smoothly. He didn't ask anyone, but just looked at the signs in the hospital and found the storage room himself.

During this time, he shamelessly stole a large travel backpack from a vegetative patient's ward, preparing to use it to stock up.

"Hmm… bandages, disinfectant, syringes…" He rummaged around for a while, but couldn't find any medicine. The bags of plasma stored in the freezer were of no use to him.

"Do I have to go to the pharmacy…" Feng BuJue muttered. He had passed the pharmacy door earlier, and on the other side of that door, a security guard was sitting and reading a newspaper. Moreover, the door to enter the pharmacy was a particularly thick metal door. Obviously, the hospital attached great importance to the place where morphine was stored.

"Breaking that door shouldn't be a problem, but there are too many people in the corridor… Although killing people here doesn't seem like a big deal, what if it alarms those lunatics at the *South Park* Police Department…" Thinking of this, Feng BuJue had an idea.

He was going to use a trap that matched the IQ of the characters in this world to lure everyone away.