Chapter 1 Implementing the Plan

The plan to sneak into the pharmacy went off without a hitch. All Feng Bujue had to do was run to the hallway outside the pharmacy door and shout excitedly, "Hey! Guys, there's a Batmobile parked outside the hospital entrance!"

Sure enough, everyone who heard him rushed out, cheering. Most ridiculously, several staff members from inside the pharmacy also ran out, leaving the door wide open as they went...

Even Feng Bujue himself thought this method was pretty lame (this method of claiming "there's a Batmobile outside" to distract people was used by Cartman countless times in s1607, and it always worked), but he had to admit, it was effective.

After sneaking into the pharmacy and searching around, Feng Bujue was a little disappointed because most of the drugs here were useless, the kind that came with no item descriptions.

There were also many drugs with different packaging, but the descriptions they displayed were the same:

【Name: Antibiotic (3030)】
【Type: Consumable】
【Quality: Common】
【Function: Removes poisoned and infected status】
【Can be brought out of this script: Yes】
【Remarks: Common anti-inflammatory medicine, taken orally.】

These medicines were basically bottled, and their effect was to specifically remove abnormal status effects. They were obviously worthless junk.

And the morphine that Feng Bujue wanted most could be seen with an item description, but its effect was very different from what he expected.

【Name: Morphine*5】
【Type: Consumable】
【Quality: Common】
【Function: Reduces the increase of Terror Value by 30% for a certain period of time】
【Can be brought out of this script: Yes】
【Remarks: Frequent injections within a short period of time may cause toxic reactions.】

Feng Bujue was no stranger to this kind of psychiatric drug. He had used a lot of drugs that were only used in lunatic asylums during his time in the hospital, and he had even used a lot of the latest overseas drugs. Morphine was nothing rare to him.

Perhaps the game was sensitive to this kind of opiate drug, afraid that teenagers would not be able to control themselves if they used too much, so the drug was changed like this.

Feng Bujue also specifically searched to see if there was any Vicodin here, and he actually found it, but this drug didn't even have a description, and was regarded by the system as a useless item that had no effect.

Feng Bujue opened the bottle with the intention of trying it, and swallowed a dozen or so pills like he was eating mints.

"Hmm... sure enough, I don't feel anything..." While walking out of the pharmacy, he muttered to himself, "And I didn't find any medicine that can restore Survival Value or Stamina Value... it seems I still have to get some food. Eating something can recover some health."

After looting what he wanted, Feng Bujue left the hospital and headed for the shopping mall. Anyway, apart from firearms and medical supplies, he could basically get everything else there.

…………

Meanwhile, let’s turn our attention to the Peruvian pan flute band containment area.

The temporary headquarters and quarantine area built by the Department of Homeland Security were separated by only a chain-link fence. From here, you could directly see the trapped Peruvians.

At this moment, there was a crowd of people in front of the headquarters, including staff in plain clothes, fully armed soldiers, and officials in suits.

The person in charge of the scene was a man who looked to be in his fifties. This person had "half a head" of gray hair, the front half of his head was already bald, and he was wearing a black suit with a red tie. He was not only the supreme commander here, but also the initiator of the entire search operation.

"Sir, good news!" Two soldiers walked up to him and said, "It seems we've succeeded, sir. Reports are coming in from major cities that zero Peruvian pan flute bands remain. They have been completely cleared."

Hearing this, the surrounding crowd burst into cheers, "Great! Success! Thank God!"

No one knows why these people are celebrating so happily...

"Alright, everyone, calm down." The bald-headed commander said, "We still have a lot of work to do." He said with a serious face, "We still have to destroy their lair to prevent them from making a comeback..."

A staff member next to him holding a report said, "But we don't know where they came from, sir." He also looked down at the form in his hand, "We've checked, but we can't find out."

The bald-headed commander's expression at this time seemed to say: What the f*ck…

He raised his hands and hugged his head, then raised them high and said, "Use your brains, idiots, 'Peruvian' pan flute band, where else could they come from?"

However, the IQ of the people around him was still not online, and they all touched their chins with serious expressions, pretending to be thinking.

The bald-headed commander was shocked at the time. He roared, "The country's name is in the band's name!"

A staff member in a white shirt and black tie interjected, "No, sir, we checked the entire world map, and there is no country called peruvian."

"Not peruvian, you idiot! It's peru!" The bald-headed commander walked to a map and pointed to the map and roared, "It's right here!"

(The mistake made by the staff of the Department of Homeland Security here is similar to treating Chinese as China, so that they cannot find the location of Peru on the map...)

The staff members repeated like babies learning to speak: "Oh... peru~" As if they were hearing the word for the first time in their lives.

The bald-headed commander really didn't want to argue too much on this issue, he directly said, "Now! We are going to wipe out the country of Peru in one fell swoop!"

The people around looked at each other, and one of them asked, "Is it really necessary? Sir."

A soldier said, "That's a bit extreme, isn't it."

Another soldier chimed in, "Yeah..."

The bald-headed commander roared hoarsely, "We must eliminate them completely and eradicate them, otherwise they will never stop harassing us!"

At this time, a black officer wearing a general's uniform ran over and said, "Sir, you'd better come and take a look quickly, we've caught a pan flute band trying to escape."

The bald-headed commander grabbed the collar of the person next to him and said, "See! It's deadly!"

Two minutes later, in the interrogation room...

In front of a metal table, there were five stools, and five elementary school students were sitting on the stools.

The bald-headed commander stood across from the table, holding a CD in his hand, and read while looking at the cover: "Cao Ni Ma Brothers Production - Lunar Snacks." (This is the name that the children randomly made up and recorded a CD in order to make money on the street by posing as a band)

"You misunderstood! Sir." stan explained, "We are not a real Peruvian pan flute band!"

The bald-headed commander's IQ seemed to be offline at this moment. He looked at the five children and said in a sarcastic tone, "Yeah, yeah... you're just playing pan flute music in the commercial center to sell your Cao Ni Ma CDs, and you're not a Peruvian pan flute band, right?"

stan spread his hands innocently: "We are still children, you see, we just want to earn some extra money."

kyle also added: "We just want to go home now."

kenny then pleaded in his vague words: "Sir, please, I was going to get laid on Saturday."

The children then said one after another: "We were born and raised in Colorado! We are white!"

The bald-headed commander whispered to the officer next to him with a solemn expression: "Let's go out and talk for a while."

The two of them and several staff members walked outside the interrogation room and launched another analysis based on zero IQ.

The conclusion was—"The five people in the room are mixed creatures of the Peruvian pan flute band and humans. We must use them to destroy Peru."

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At the same time, outside the chain-link fence of the quarantine area, a soldier said to a staff member next to him, "Thompson, can you come over here?"

The one called Thompson was a Spanish translator. After he walked over, the soldier continued, "Those pan flute bands just won't shut up. They keep saying something, but I don't understand."

"Please! We can't leave!" At this moment, an elderly Peruvian pan flute band member shouted to them in Spanish across the chain-link fence, "We came here to protect you!"

The people next to him also said: "Yes, we can't leave! We have to protect you!"

Hearing this, Thompson translated with some skepticism: "They seem to be saying... 'You can't deport us, we are guardians'..."

The soldier asked, "Guardians... of what?"

The Peruvian old man in the chain-link fence replied: "The furry death! The furry death!" He repeated it twice in an agitated tone.

The soldier didn't understand, and he still asked the translator Thompson, "What is he saying?"

Thompson's face became a little ugly, and he replied: "I think he is saying... the furry death?"

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South Park, shopping mall.

The sun was setting faster than expected, dusk was coming to an end, and twilight was spreading across the sky.

When Jue Ge arrived at the parking lot in front of the shopping mall, he happened to see a reporter holding a microphone and a cameraman with a camera on the square. Not far from them was a CNN interview vehicle.

The reporter should be doing a live news report. Feng Bujue wanted to hear what he was saying, so he took a few steps closer.

"...As you can see, these squares are much quieter. We haven't seen a Peruvian pan flute band for several days. Residents are obviously enjoying this peace and tranquility very much. Thanks to the Department of Homeland Security, people all over the world can now breathe a sigh of relief from the 'pan flute band plague'..."

Woo—

The reporter's words were interrupted by a loud, strange noise.

A sound like a monster's low roar came from two streets away, and at the same time, there was the sound of some kind of giant object stomping on the ground.

Suddenly, there was an explosion in the distance, and the fire shot up into the sky. The cameraman immediately moved the camera over, and happened to capture the fire and smoke of the explosion.

A crowd of people running away surged forward, and screams rang out one after another, "Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "Ah..."

In the shaking lens, a police car with sirens blaring suddenly flew up from that direction, drew an arc in the high sky, and landed in the center of the square here, five or six meters behind the reporter.

The reporter was so frightened that he threw the microphone away and ran to the camera, shouting into the lens with a panicked expression: "There's something going on here... it's not a Peruvian pan flute band, but..." His words were interrupted, and a look of extreme horror appeared on his face. Obviously, he saw something outside the lens, "Good God! What the hell is that!"

The anchor who was connected with him on the TV station shouted to him through the earphones: "Paul? Paul, what do you see!"

"It's furry, it's furry..." After Paul shouted a few words, the connection was interrupted and the screen disappeared...

Not to mention whether Paul and the photographer were still alive, Jue Ge had already run away ten seconds ago.

He didn't have time to save people or maintain order. He knew very well that there was more than one monster, and the whole world was under attack at this moment. There was nothing he could do alone.

Moreover, at the moment when the low roar sounded, the system prompt had already announced:

【The current mission has been changed, and the main mission has been updated】

【Survive until the end of the "Great Disaster."】

After seeing this mission, Feng Bujue ran into the shopping mall without hesitation, but as soon as he stepped into the door, another prompt entered his ears:

【Side mission has been triggered】

【Bring stan's parents and sister safely to the shopping mall.】

"Damn it, I only got the side mission after I got to the entrance of the shopping mall!" Feng Bujue cursed.

This mission even had very specific real-time reminders. A radar-like interface immediately appeared in Jue Ge's game menu, marking the location of stan's family, as if the system was tempting him to complete it.

If it was on Normal difficulty, this side mission would have popped up when Feng Bujue first entered the town, and he could have gotten stan's family to the shopping mall before the disaster happened, whether by deception or coercion.

But on Nightmare difficulty, the mission popped up when the disaster had already broken out into a chaotic situation. Feng Bujue either didn't go at all, or he would have to take a big risk if he went...

After hesitating for about ten seconds, Feng Bujue said fiercely, "I'll fight you guys!"

He gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, put on the travel backpack containing medical supplies with both shoulders, and took out an M733 CommAndo with a grenade launcher attached from his bag, and strode towards the direction indicated by the radar.

At this time, it didn't matter if he ran wildly on the street with a weapon. There were crowds of people running around everywhere, and the police and the army were also busy dealing with those monsters, and no one would care about him at all.

Feng Bujue ran for a while and suddenly noticed that his Stamina Value was dropping a little too fast. He thought, "This equipment is really heavy. It seems I have to get a car."

He didn't consider stopping cars on the road like in gtA. In the current situation, those drivers were more likely to step on the gas and run him over. So, Feng Bujue ran another street and found a parked car in an alley.

He trotted over, confirmed that there was no one in the car and the doors were locked, and smashed the side windshield with the butt of his gun.

After opening the door and sitting in, Feng Bujue punched open the control panel under the driver's seat with very skillful movements, quickly found the positive and negative ignition wires from a pile of wires, and started short-circuiting them.

Two minutes later, he had backed out of the alley, shifted gears, and stepped on the accelerator.

At this time, the sky had completely darkened, many street lights were out of order, and there were crowds of people running around everywhere. It was extremely chaotic.

Feng Bujue turned on the headlights and drove at high speed while trying to ensure safety.

After driving for ten minutes, the light spot on the radar was getting closer and closer to him, and he was almost there after turning a corner. Unexpectedly, at that corner, just as he turned the steering wheel, a giant monster appeared in front of him.

Feng Bujue immediately slammed on the brakes, but the car still slid towards the monster's body.

All drivers, in the moment before an accident, will instinctively turn the steering wheel to their side.

But Feng Bujue was not afraid. At this critical moment, he remained calm and reacted rationally and efficiently.

The car continued to move forward under the influence of inertia, and was about to hit the giant monster. And Feng Bujue calmly used one hand to unfasten his seat belt, while the other hand stabilized the steering wheel, keeping the car facing forward.

After unfastening his seat belt, he reached for the backpack and rifle on the passenger seat.

All these actions were completed within two seconds. Then, the front of the car slammed into the giant monster's furry body.

Feng Bujue was prepared for this. He adjusted his posture, tightly grasped the gun strap and the backpack strap with one hand, and used the other hand to block in front of him as a buffer.

There was a crash... Feng Bujue's body broke through the front windshield and flew out, hitting the giant monster's soft body. After the forward momentum was dissipated, he rolled down onto the hood in front of the car.

Then, he quickly turned over, exerted force on his waist, and sat up in a supine position. The whole set of actions was completed in one go, and then he flicked his arm and put on the backpack strap with his left shoulder, held the gun with his right hand, and stepped on the ground... He had jumped seven or eight meters away before the monster could make any move.

So far, Jue Ge didn't dare to look back. He quickly rushed forward and further distanced himself from the monster.

It wasn't that Feng Bujue didn't want to use his eyes to confirm the shape of the monster, but he already knew the shape of these monsters. After recalling the contents of the two episodes of the Peruvian pan flute band, the first thing he remembered was the appearance of these giant monsters.

The appearance of this kind of giant monster is actually easy to describe. They are a group of giant... guinea pigs.

They are no different in appearance from domestic pet guinea pigs, except that they are five stories high and have a certain degree of aggression. Some of them are also wearing cloth coats, dressed up as bees, rabbits, etc...

As for where these giant cute creatures came from and whether they have intelligence or other settings, no one knows. Anyway, they just popped up inexplicably and staged "Attack on Guinea Pig" all over the world, eating people and demolishing houses everywhere.

"What to do... go around it..." Feng Bujue ran while observing the terrain and the radar in the menu, trying to find a suitable route.

But at this moment, another change occurred. He heard a whistling sound in the air, and looked up to see three f-15s cutting through the sky and firing several missiles at this place.