"Push-ups and kisses, this... How could this happen?!"
Luo Tianyi was understandably stunned. She never expected such a note, let alone one with specific 'punishment' methods.
"What punishment, wife? Let me and you see... uh~~"
As their eyes fell on the note, they saw the specific punishment: "The male does push-ups, the female lies underneath to supervise. For every standard push-up completed, the female gets a kiss opportunity from the person exercising. The quantity is determined by the winner! [Note: If not completed, the winner can make the loser do anything they wish.]"
"Anything? This..."
Luo Tianyi gritted her silver teeth, looking at the note. "100, no, 200."
"Big scoundrel, I want you to do 200 push-ups!!"
"Uh, this... Wife, are you, cough cough, sure?"
Ye Xuan hadn't expected the note to have such a punishment. As expected, the cards were indeed indecent.
"Of course."
Luo Tianyi thought, 200 push-ups is a lot, at least it seemed so to her.
"Alright then."
Ye Xuan looked at his wife and knew exactly what she was thinking. If he couldn't complete the task, she could make him do anything. It was just 200 push-ups, was that a lot?
Although, even in the military, this number would be considered elite. But let alone 200, even 2000, or even 20,000, seemed like nothing to Ye Xuan. It was a pity that Luo Tianyi had no idea how strong her man truly was.
"According to the punishment method, you lie down. No problem, right?"
Luo Tianyi glared at the guy. She'd let him take advantage for a bit. Later, she'd make him look bad, for example, make him give her shoulder massages for a year, no, ten years.
Hmph~~
Thinking of this, Luo Tianyi was full of energy. She lay down flat, completely unconcerned about her aroused physique. If outsiders saw this, they would surely howl in despair and their eyes would turn green.
"Come on."
Looking at the peerless beauty so readily available, Ye Xuan mused that he was truly fortunate to have such a beauty.
Then, Ye Xuan didn't dawdle. He began doing push-ups on top of Luo Tianyi. Every time he lowered himself, he would kiss and bite her. The taste was excellent. Especially, as if on purpose, he would always press against her proud, aroused chest, making Luo Tianyi want to find a hole to crawl into.
Three!
Ten! Thirty!!
Each push-up was accompanied by a reward. Ye Xuan was enjoying himself, while Luo Tianyi held back her breath, imagining the moment the guy couldn't go on.
This situation indeed allowed Ye Xuan to take full advantage!
However, soon Luo Tianyi sensed something was amiss. After more than a hundred push-ups, she realized that the guy doing push-ups on her showed no signs of exhaustion. His speed was the same as when he started, neither fast nor slow.
How could this be? Could that guy...
One hundred and ten!
One hundred and twenty!
One hundred and thirty!!
As time passed, the push-ups finally reached one hundred and ninety-eight, then one hundred and ninety-nine...
Two hundred!
That's right, with a *pop*, he kissed his beautiful wife 200 times, finally completing the 'punishment' task. Ye Xuan easily got up and even indulged in another kiss.
"How is it, wife? Satisfied?"
Luo Tianyi, "Uh..."
"You, how could you??"
Luo Tianyi couldn't believe what she had just witnessed. That guy really did 200 push-ups. Was he this good at push-ups, and why had she never known?
"Didn't expect your husband to be so good at push-ups, huh? Surprised?"
Seeing his wife's dazed expression, Ye Xuan was delighted. "200 push-ups, it's very tiring."
Luo Tianyi, "..."
"Ye Xuan, you did that on purpose!!"
Seeing Ye Xuan acting as if nothing had happened, his face not flushed and his heart not racing, she truly hadn't expected the scoundrel to be so good at push-ups.
"On purpose? How could that be??"
"You chose this note yourself. Now you're blaming me."
Seeing the innocent look on his face, Luo Tianyi wanted to kill Ye Xuan. "Hmph~~"
"Again!"
Luo Tianyi snorted, and without further ado, she spoke. Ye Xuan paused. "Wife, are you sure? I don't know what else these notes might bring up later."
"If that happens, don't be a sore loser and go back on your word."
Hearing Luo Tianyi's words, as if she had gained the upper hand, he pinched her soft, delicate cheek and chuckled playfully.
"Scram~~"
"Who's going back on their word? Do you think you'll definitely win? I want to see what games these notes can come up with."
Having experienced the first round, Luo Tianyi thought it was just like that. It was just push-ups and kisses, much easier than when they... At most, it would be like this.
Luo Tianyi thought so, completely unaware of the true indecency hidden within these indecently and exquisitely packaged notes.
It could be said, there was no "most indecent," only "more indecent"!
"Come on, hurry up!"
"Dawdling, not as good as me, a woman."
Luo Tianyi composed herself and set off again. She cast a contemptuous glance at Ye Xuan. This made Ye Xuan stunned. Well, this girl really didn't know that the King of Hell had three eyes.
However, since his wife had said so, he couldn't say much. "Alright then, I hope my wife doesn't cry later."
"Tch~~"
Luo Tianyi said dismissively, "I'll cry? What a joke??"
"Cough cough... Since that's the case, let's begin."
Without further ado, they each drew a card. Clearly, this time, Lady Luck was not on Luo Tianyi's side, but on Ye Xuan's.
Ye Xuan's card: Spades K, cartoon drawing, Wulong Jiao Zhu!
Luo Tianyi's card: Clubs J, cartoon drawing, Zhi Dao Huang Long!
Clearly, the Wulong Jiao Zhu of Spades K completely crushed the Zhi Dao Huang Long of Clubs J. The card ranking had already explained everything.
"Wife, then I won't be polite."
Seeing Luo Tianyi's slight astonishment, Ye Xuan curved his lips. He casually picked up an exquisitely packaged note and opened it. The words 'Gear Shift' appeared on the note. Luo Tianyi looked over curiously. "The loser controls the 'steering wheel', the winner acts as the coach and gives commands, for example, first gear, second gear, brake. The loser must replicate the corresponding actions according to the commands. [Friendly reminder: Avoid using too much force, as this 'steering wheel' is quite fragile, so cherish it.]"
Upon seeing the punishment game on the note, Luo Tianyi exploded on the spot. This... steering wheel? Could it be that... What the hell? No, how could it be such a shameless game? It's over.