Everything was ready, only lacking the drive.
"First gear!"
"Second gear!"
"Brake!!"
Thus, under Ye Xuan's command, Luo Tianyi, gripping the 'hand-shift' gear, replicated the corresponding commands of a certain individual. If outsiders were to witness such an astonishing sight, it would undoubtedly stir up an eighteen-level earthquake. However, in this moment, it was entirely beneficial to a certain someone.
A dozen minutes later, Luo Tianyi felt like killing Ye Xuan.
"Again!!!"
Luo Tianyi blushed for a long while, disgustedly wiping off the high-quality genes from her slender hands. She had lost big, suffered an immense loss, much greater than the first game. If she had known, she would have set the limit at two thousand for the first game, no, at least twenty thousand!!
"Uh..."
"Wife, you... I think perhaps this is enough. If you keep playing, are you sure you can afford to lose??" Ye Xuan said, clearing his throat as he looked at his peerless wife.
"No!"
"We must play! I've suffered such a big loss, who can't afford to lose!!" Luo Tianyi was truly going all out to reclaim her honor. It wasn't about the bread, but about saving face. Surrendering was impossible, not in this lifetime.
This campus belle would never be enslaved!
"Wife, I admit defeat, alright? Or... how about your husband unconditionally agrees to one thing for you as compensation?" Seeing his wife's demeanor, Ye Xuan wanted to end this improper poker game, although... he was enjoying himself.
"Admit defeat??"
"What do you mean by that!!" Luo Tianyi was clearly still stinging from the previous two games, especially the 'hand-shift' game. Grinding her teeth, she said, "This campus belle doesn't need you to yield. Come on!!"
Under the 'feminine might' of his wife, Ye Xuan reluctantly drew a card and flipped it over. The card revealed was the six of clubs, with a cartoon drawing, straightforward. Luo Tianyi's eyes lit up upon seeing the six of clubs, her heart settled. She then flipped over her own card. As three red stars met her gaze, the smile curved on Luo Tianyi's face froze. It was the three of hearts, a cartoon drawing of a tree with roots.
"This... three of hearts, I, I lost again." Luo Tianyi gritted her teeth. Seeing that he had won again, Ye Xuan sighed slightly, "Wife, this time, you pick one for me yourself. You can't blame me for the game later."
Luo Tianyi, "Uh..."
"I, you... Hmph~~" She glared at Ye Xuan, but her hands didn't falter. From the exquisitely packaged slips, she chose one that looked more pleasing and tossed it to him, "Here, this one."
"Are you sure?" Ye Xuan looked at the exquisitely packaged slip. Although he didn't know what kind of game this slip represented, he was certain that this slip was absolutely improper.
"Hurry up and open it." Luo Tianyi's heart inexplicably leaped into her throat. She already regretted playing a third round with him, but now she was in too deep to back out and could only brace herself.
"Alright." Ye Xuan said no more and quickly opened the exquisite slip. Luo Tianyi followed his gaze and saw the rules for the third game: "Song of the Rain."
That's right! This was the name of the third game. The description below perfectly matched the theme: "The winner is responsible for telling the story, and the loser 'performs' the story. When it's said to be windy, the loser slowly stirs. When it's said to be light rain, the loser starts to move at a constant speed. Light rain turns into drizzle, the loser accelerates. It starts to rain heavily, the loser moves at full speed. A downpour arrives, the winner counterattacks and completes a series of indescribable events."
Luo Tianyi, "!!!!"
Ye Xuan, "Cough cough... Good heavens, are we playing this big this time??" "This, wife, let's just pretend this round never happened." He honestly didn't dare to play this game. It was far more improper than the previous two games, and at least ten times more improper! To call it insane would be an understatement!
"Never happened... You, you think this campus belle can't afford to lose, is that it?" Luo Tianyi glared at Ye Xuan, "A bet is a bet, come on!"
"Uh..." Ye Xuan looked at his wife's resolute posture, "Wife, are you sure? This game... although I'd be happy to, it's too unfair to you."
"Hurry up, what are you dawdling for!!!" As her voice fell, Luo Tianyi directly pushed him down. Ye Xuan's heart skipped a beat. Damn it, what was happening?
In sheer helplessness, Ye Xuan could only be forced to comply.
"Wind!"
"Light rain!"
"Drizzle!"
"Heavy rain!"
"Downpour..." (Herein omitted eighteen thousand words.)
Quietly, under Ye Xuan's [Soundproof Card], a beautiful melody filled every corner of the room. The sound was undoubtedly the most beautiful celestial music, but unfortunately, no one could enjoy it except Ye Xuan. As for the card game, it had clearly come to a halt at this moment.
...
The next morning.
"Mmm~" With a sound, Luo Tianyi opened her beautiful eyes that could shame a hundred flowers. What came into view was the person she both loved and hated, and at this moment, a memory surged into her mind like a tiger breaking free from its cage. The indescribable scenes of last night unfolded before her eyes. Three games, or rather, three improper games, had truly worn her out. They had completed almost every scenario on those couple's cards last night, she could hardly imagine. Thinking back, Luo Tianyi's teeth gritted, that bastard, that big scoundrel, how could he treat her like that. However, Luo Tianyi found it strange that despite the fierce intensity of their encounters, she didn't feel too tired, though it was only a fleeting thought. Luo Tianyi didn't know that she owed it all to Ye Xuan's ultimate medical skills combined with his ultimate massage, using the [Restorative Immortal Brew]. Otherwise, just one night like last night would have been too much even for ten Luo Tianyi's. Annoyingly, that guy's large hands had also kept her "big ambition" tightly wrapped, but this gave Luo Tianyi an unprecedented sense of security. For a moment, Luo Tianyi even felt like she was going mad.
"Wife, you're awake~~" Sensing Luo Tianyi's sudden surge in heart rate, a sudden voice startled her. Although she knew that guy couldn't possibly know her thoughts, her face still flushed for a moment. Breathing a sigh of relief, she then glared at Ye Xuan, "You big bad guy, you scared me to death, you... are you trying to die!!!"