San Tian Liang Jue
Chapter 786 Anti-Brainwashing, The Sanzang Master and Disciples' Counterattack!
"Hey..." The kappa didn't react much, just turned to look at the monk and said coldly, "As a master, aren't you ashamed to immediately sell out your disciple when something happens?"
"Enough nonsense!" The monk shouted and continued to say to Inu-no-suke, "Officer, I have nothing to do with this person, you have to believe me." He widened his eyes and grabbed Inu-no-suke's hands. "I am the famous Sanzang Fashi (Tripitaka) ! A monk does not lie!"
"Hehe..." Inu-no-suke chuckled dryly, "I'm Prince Shotoku, give me a break." He pushed the other person away. "If you touch me suddenly again, I'll bite you to death and write 'assaulting an officer' in the report."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been born." Sanzang immediately lowered his head and admitted his mistake.
"He actually admitted it..." Xiao Tan, as a spectator, was immediately splashed in the face with this guy's moral bankruptcy. He couldn't help but mutter, "This guy is shameless enough... but... judging from their appearances... could these guys really be..."
"Ah... that's right." Feng Bujue took two steps back, leaned close to Xiao Tan, and whispered, "These three guys are the Sanzang and his disciples from Hiyori Universe."
"Uh..." Xiao Tan hadn't seen any stories about them, so he asked doubtfully, "So... that monk is Sanzang, the monkey is Wukong, and the kappa man... is Wujing?"
"Correct." Jue Ge nodded in response.
"Eh? Where's Bajie?" Xiao Tan asked again.
"They ate him." Feng Bujue replied quickly in a very calm tone.
"Huh?" Xiao Tan seemed not to have heard clearly, and was stunned for a moment, "What did you say?"
Feng Bujue shrugged: "Didn't Inu-no-suke already make it very clear... 'a human, a monkey and a kappa attacked a pig together, and then they led a white horse and fled west'..."
"I say... what kind of world is this Hiyori Universe..." Wang Tan Zhi felt as if his childhood had been destroyed, "Where's the comedy I was promised... I feel like the stories that happen here are all so dark!"
"Stay calm." Feng Bujue said, "Although it's true that when you calm down and think about it, there are a lot of very scary plots, it's still pretty funny at first glance."
"You've got that backwards..." Xiao Tan replied, "Everything from the tone to the context is backwards!"
While they were talking, that "Wukong" had walked up to Inu-no-suke, and said with a straight face, "Officer, anonymous reports... how can you trust them? Maybe someone just doesn't like our master and disciples, so they arbitrarily concocted a so-called 'murder case' to frame us."
"That's right! Haha!" Sanzang was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately put on a smug look, saying to Inu-no-suke, "Where's the evidence that we attacked Bajie?"
"Oh... the victim's name is Bajie?" Inu-no-suke heard this, took out a small notebook he carried with him, and wrote a few notes on it.
"What a complete idiot..." Wujing watched Sanzang's back and added a cold taunt.
"Shut up! You rebellious disciple!" Sanzang turned around and shouted, "Your teacher was just accidentally letting something slip, at this moment, we must be united!"
Taking advantage of their bickering, Wukong seemed to have thought of an idea, and he spoke to Inu-no-suke again: "Officer, there was originally a man named Bajie traveling with the three of us, but he left alone this morning, and we don't know where he went."
"Is that so..." Inu-no-suke muttered suspiciously.
"Ha!" At this moment, Feng Bujue strode forward and sneered, "Left on his own?" He repeated the other party's statement, his tone full of disdain, "Alright... then tell me, what did he say to you before he left?"
"He said..." Wukong was just about to open his mouth to answer.
"Hold on!" Feng Bujue interrupted him with a loud shout, "One at a time." He pointed to Officer Inu-no-suke, "Please, the three of you, take turns... quietly relay what Bajie said before he left to Officer Inu-no-suke."
As soon as he said this, the expressions of the three of them changed drastically.
"What's wrong? Is there a problem?" Jue Ge looked at the change in their expressions and immediately laughed, "Feeling guilty, are we?"
"It doesn't matter..." Unexpectedly, Wujing quickly regained his composure, replied in a steady tone, and gave Wukong and Sanzang a look, "... just tell the truth."
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Three minutes later...
The questioning was over.
"Officer, did they all say the same thing?" Feng Bujue asked, looking at Inu-no-suke walking back from a distance.
Obviously, Wujing's calm attitude just now made Jue Ge feel a little uneasy.
"Not the same." Inu-no-suke replied.
"Aha!" Feng Bujue immediately turned to look at Sanzang and his disciples, "Now... what do you have to say for yourselves?"
However, what greeted him were three sneering, triumphant faces.
"Hmm?" Jue Ge was stunned when he saw this, and looked back at Inu-no-suke.
Inu-no-suke continued, "Although what they said was different, the meaning was similar..." He paused for two seconds and narrated, "Regarding what Bajie said before he left, Sanzang's version is... 'Wait, stop, really don't want to, I'm really not delicious, I taste like horse manure, really!'" He raised a paw and pointed at Wukong, "Wukong's version is... 'Why are you three looking me up and down and whispering... stop it! It feels so weird!'" He pointed at Wujing again, "And Wujing's version is... 'I'm saying, don't make those jokes about whether to eat me or which part is delicious! Eh? It's not a joke?'"
"They ate him! They really ate Bajie!" Inu-no-suke hadn't finished speaking, and Xiao Tan was shocked. After he finished telling all three sentences, Xiao Tan roared, "And it feels like it was premeditated!"
"No, no, no..." Wujing looked at Xiao Tan and shook his head, "Bajie just left, we didn't do anything to him."
"That's right." Wukong added, "He was just afraid of being eaten by us, so he left."
"Hmph, hmph..." Among these three people, Sanzang was the most despicable, and at this time, he was also the one smiling the most triumphantly, "That's how it is, can we leave? Officer?"
"Hey... such an obvious murder (pig) and corpse-eating incident, you can't let them go, right?" Xiao Tan said loudly to Inu-no-suke.
"Of course not." Inu-no-suke replied to him, then looked at the three of them and said, "You guys have quite the nerve, after saying such confessions, you still think you can leave?"
"That's right, that's right!" Even Xiong Ji shouted indignantly from the side, "Look... Tumi-chan's eyes have become sharp!"
In this atmosphere, among everyone present, there was only one person... who showed a solemn expression.
When Feng Bujue watched Hiyori back then, the story of "Journey to the West: The End of the Journey" left a deep impression on him. To be honest, this story... is terrifying when you think about it carefully.
If you watch it without thinking, you might not understand it. If you watch it a little more seriously, you might find it very funny. But if you think about it further... it will make your scalp tingle.
Why did the seemingly harmonious master and disciples reveal all kinds of morbid obsessions as soon as they arrived at the finish line called "Tenjiku (India)"? Why was Sanzang able to walk like the wind even after being penetrated twice in the chrysanthemum by the Ruyi Bang, with blood gushing out? Why was Sun Wukong wearing a golden hoop, but Sanzang never recited the Tightening Spell? Why does Wujing have a mouth full of sharp teeth, while Wukong doesn't? Why do their faces change at specific times? Why is Sanzang, as a human, able to suddenly burst out with extremely long claws? Could these physiological changes be related to them eating Bajie? If they only ate their companions because they were hungry, why didn't they eat the white horse? In the end... was the Bajie who was the first to pass through the "finish line" a soul? Or a phantom?
"What's going on?" Feng Bujue looked at the three people opposite him, his mind racing, "Their attitude of being so confident and unafraid... what are they planning to do?" His eyes changed slightly, "Could they be planning to escape by force?" Thinking of this, Jue Ge immediately recalled what kind of abilities Sanzang and his disciples from the Hiyori world had, "But... these three guys are just scumbag master and disciples from a gag manga, and they probably only have a little bit to do with the real 'Journey to the West'... if I remember correctly, their abilities are... Wujing's shoes are particularly long, Sanzang's hat can become long, Wukong's stick can be extended... and... the nails of all three of them can pop out and become very long claws."
He pondered for a moment and rejected this guess: "Hmm... that shouldn't be the case. They could have made a move earlier. Before we came here, it was three against one... the success rate of making a move at that time would definitely be higher than it is now."
Thinking of this, he pondered: "Could it be that... the method they are going to use is..."
"It seems... you still don't understand, Officer." At this moment, Wukong spoke, "How could anyone in this world kill their own companions and eat them?" As he spoke, he looked at Xiong Ji a few meters away, "For example... you bear over there, would you eat the rabbit next to you?"
"Eh?" Xiong Ji widened his eyes and replied, "What are you talking about? How could I do such a terrible thing?"
"Hehe... that's right." Wujing then added, "This kind of thing is obviously contrary to common sense, and... even if we really had bad intentions towards Bajie, would we discuss it so blatantly in front of him?"
"Xiao Tan..." Hearing this, Feng Bujue tilted his head and whispered in Xiao Tan's ear, "Do you see it? These three guys... are doing what we did before..."