San Tian Liang Jue

Chapter 787 Tu Mei-chan, The Overbearing Deduction That Leaked!

“So you see…our actions were clearly just acting,” Sanzang picked up where his two disciples left off, replying confidently, “Actually, the truth is very simple…the three of us don’t really like Bajie and have always wanted to get rid of him. But this guy is too slow, and he didn’t realize our malice at all…so, we pretended that we wanted to eat him and openly showed it in front of him, hoping to scare him away.”

“After a period of brewing, this plan finally succeeded this morning,” Wukong continued in a rapid voice. “By the creek, we approached Bajie step by step, pretending to eat him. That idiot finally got scared and ran away, never to return.”

“Now that I think about it…that anonymous call to the police was most likely made by Bajie himself, right?” Wujing added from the side. “After being driven away by us, he vaguely realized the truth and took revenge in this way.”

“Heh…” Sanzang laughed arrogantly, “Do you understand now? Officer, there is no ‘incident’ here at all. Even if there is, it’s just a ‘false alarm’ incident, and we are not the criminals.”

“Hmm…that seems to make sense.” At this time, Tu Mei's sharp eyes had returned to calm, and she stroked her chin and said, “In this sparsely populated suburb, the probability of a witness being nearby when a crime is committed is very low. Besides…anonymous reports are a bit strange to begin with.”

“See, even that little girl with the ‘terrible eyes’ said so,” Sanzang pointed to Tu Mei and said to Inuzuke, “Can we go now?”

“Hmm…” Inuzuke nodded slightly, as if hesitant.

“Ha!” Suddenly, Jue Ge laughed and looked at Inuzuke, “Officer Inuzuke, do you really believe what they say?” This was not a question, so he didn’t wait for the other party to answer, then turned to Tu Mei and said, “And Tu Mei-chan, as a famous detective, is it really okay to let the guilty go like this?”

“Nani~” Hearing this, Sanzang, Wukong, and Wujing all turned their attention to Jue Ge.

Sanzang immediately gritted his teeth and glared at Feng Bujue, “I said…that kid who looks like a cat…what do you mean by causing trouble since just now?”

“Enough nonsense, you bald head!” Feng Bujue put one paw on his hip and pointed at Sanzang with the other, “Do you think you can get away with making up stories?”

“Looks like it’s possible…” Xiao Tan couldn’t help but complain in his heart, “Didn’t we help Xiong Ji get away with it three times like this…”

“What! You damn brat! How dare you call me a bald head!” Sanzang shouted frantically, “This old monk’s hair is shaved, not fallen out!”

“Why would you care about that…” Wujing said coldly, “Isn’t the result the same as becoming a bald head…”

Before he finished speaking, Sanzang had already pointed at him and shouted, “If you’re talking about bald heads…that Kappa over there is a complete Mediterranean!”

“Hey! Kappa are born with this hairstyle!” Wujing, who had just been calm, instantly changed his face and roared at Sanzang, “From a Kappa’s point of view, this daddy’s hair is still very thick!”

“You clearly care too…and this kind of sophistry is too childish…” Wukong squinted at his two treasures of companions, his red scarf already messed up in the wind.

“Shut up! You smelly monkey!” The next second, Wujing turned to Wukong and said, “You’re clearly also a monk, why are you the only one with a full head of hair? It doesn’t make sense no matter how I think about it!”

“Ah…now that you mention it…” Sanzang also turned to look at Wukong, revealing a fierce look, “Even Bajie is bald…why are you, you smelly monkey, an exception?”

“Because I’m a monkey, you bastard!” Wukong exclaimed, “Isn’t it natural for monkeys to have hair all over their bodies?”

“You don’t need to explain…” Sanzang said as he took out a razor from somewhere, “Without delay…I will now help you remove those three thousand worldly cares!”

“Hey…what are you going to do?” Wukong panicked at the time, with a look of horror on his face.

“Wujing, help me catch him!” Sanzang saw that he seemed to want to run and quickly shouted for his teammate to help.

Wujing’s movements were indeed lightning fast. Before the master could finish speaking, he had already restrained the senior brother’s hands from behind.

“Stop…stop it!” Wukong struggled and roared, “Bastards! You two bald heads are actually ganging up against me!”

“Officer, you’ve seen it, right.” Seeing this scene, Feng Bujue came to Inuzuke’s side expressionlessly and said, “Facts speak louder than words…these three guys are born with serious violent tendencies, and they will draw their swords at each other over a little thing. And…they don’t care whether the other party is their partner, or rather…the more they are partners, the more unscrupulous they are…”

“Hmm…” Inuzuke nodded, “That makes sense…”

At this time, Tu Mei’s eyes also became sharp again: “As expected of Maosaburo, he easily revealed their true nature, otherwise we would have been deceived.”

“Ah! How scary! I hate using violence the most!” MeaMea covered her eyes next to her and exclaimed.

Xiong Ji took the opportunity to walk over: “MeaMea-chan! Don’t be afraid, come to my arms…”

“Give me a break…” Xiao Tan reacted quickly, took a step forward, and blocked Xiong Ji, nipping the latter’s act of courting death in the bud.

On the other side…seeing everyone’s reaction, the trio of master and disciples showed panic again.

“Eh…wait, we’re just…”

“Just kidding…”

“No…that’s right, we usually play like this.”

But this time, Inuzuke wouldn’t give them another chance. He stepped forward solemnly and took out the rope: “Okay, let’s go to the station to talk about anything.”

“Wait a minute!” Seeing this, Wujing, the calmest of the three, was still struggling to his death, “Officer, even if our words and deeds are suspicious…it’s a bit unreasonable to arrest us based on an anonymous phone call and wishful thinking!”

“Hmph…well said!” Sanzang was excited again, “Where’s the evidence? Where’s the decisive evidence?”

“You guys!” At this moment, the wretched Xiong Ji actually stepped forward with a righteous look, and shouted loudly, “What evidence or no evidence…I, who have been arrested hundreds of times, have never made such a request! Facing the result of being arrested frankly is the true gentleman!”

“Where did this naked bear come from?”

“He’s been there since just now.”

“Seems like a pervert…are we being lectured by a pervert…”

It seems that even those three scumbags don’t buy Xiong Ji’s story.

“You three…don’t be too arrogant…” In this instant, Tu Mei suddenly stepped forward, glared at them with terrifying eyes, and sternly said, “How dare you look down on Xiong Ji-kun’s rich arrest experience…” She revealed a murderous aura, “Quickly kneel down and apologize to me.”

“I’m sorry…I shouldn’t have been born.”

“I’m sorry…I apologize for breathing the same air as you.”

“I’m sorry…please forgive my rudeness and give me a chance to become a pervert.”

They knelt down neatly and said these three sentences almost synchronously.

“Of course, that smelly bear’s remarks are just the wails of a pervert and are not a point of view worth agreeing with.” The next second, Tu Mei changed the subject, “Evidence is indeed very important…” As she spoke, she took a few steps to the side and came to the white horse, “Mr. Horse, may I ask, was Bajie attacked by these three?”

“That’s right, they ate Bajie.” The white horse replied very simply.

“What the—" Sanzang and his disciples were shocked at the time, "So you can talk!"

“Cats, dogs, rabbits, and bears can talk, monkeys and kappa can also talk, why can’t I talk?” The white horse asked back with a matter-of-fact tone.

[Tu Mei-chan, a domineering and insightful deduction] A deep voice-over inexplicably said this sentence in the ears of the two players.

Then, Tu Mei snapped her fingers: "Yo! The case is solved successfully!"