San Tian Liang Jue
Chapter 526 Swallowing First Blood in Anger
“Poker Hero, be careful!” Tap Dancing Maverick shouted from behind.
“Okay!” Feng Bujue replied loudly, but in his heart, he was thinking, "Hmm… I’m being underestimated… To be honest, I’m still a bit confident in my own strength. In a situation like this, as long as I want, I could use ‘Lan Jiao-Luan’ (Storm Leg - Chaos) before landing, which would be enough to cause great damage. Even if those robots have strong defenses, they couldn’t possibly be unscathed…"
His thoughts were interrupted at this moment, because…
【oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~】
【u_cant_touch_this】
A popular rap song suddenly rang in his ears.
It wasn’t just the singing, but also the melody, rhythm, backup vocals, etc.… The source of the sound was completely unknown, but everyone present heard it.
Then, Breakdancing Warrior stepped on the head of a mechanical Tyrannosaurus. In the next second, the giant mechanical monster instantly exploded, disintegrating. Some smaller mechanical beasts nearby were directly killed by the splashing debris and the falling Tyrannosaurus’ body.
In the firelight of the explosion, Breakdancing Warrior flipped in the air continuously and landed steadily. As the saying goes, real men never look back at explosions. Breakdancing Warrior indeed did not look back after landing. He started dancing to the song u_cant_touch_this (the signature song of legendary black rapper and dancer M.C. Hammer)…
The brainwashing and classic status of this song were no less than that of Gangnam Style, and its dance steps were even more gorgeous and difficult, with many jumping and rotating movements (the prototype of the Orc dance in WoW). Now, under the interpretation of Breakdancing Warrior, many new tricks had been added… such as the "Puppet Style," "Moonwalk," "Popping," and a large number of floor spinning movements…
Every movement of Breakdancing Warrior could release immense power, and in sync with the rhythm of the music, he also released waves of invisible shockwaves… The mechanical army fell piece by piece like wheat in the rhythmic music, with no power to fight back…
“Holy crap…” Feng Bujue had only stood there and watched for a dozen seconds, and he was already dumbfounded. He thought to himself, "What the hell is this… If a few dozen Indians came to do a square dance, the galaxy could be unified…"
Tap Dancing Maverick stood next to Jue-Ge, arms crossed, shaking to the rhythm, and said in his mouth, "Looks like I don't need to take action."
“Yeah… leave them a way out…” Feng Bujue thought.
In less than the time it took to play a song, the mechanical monsters within a three-kilometer radius had been cleaned up by Breakdancing Warrior. Feng Bujue stood by and didn’t move at all. He really regretted not using Lan Jiao in the air just now. If he had, he might have been able to get some Skill Points, and it wouldn't have been a wasted trip…
“Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie…” At this moment, a sinister laughter came.
Along with the laughter came a black beam of light.
The target of the beam wasn’t anyone else, but Feng Bujue, the weakest of the three (at least that’s what everyone present, including himself, thought).
“Careful!” Tap Dancing Maverick shouted, blocking in front of Jue-Ge.
In that split second, the sound of tap-tap-tapping… dozens of intermittent tap sounds rang out, and then Tap Dancing Maverick put his hands on his hips, maintained a straight posture, and kicked out with one foot.
A surge of power, like a hidden dragon emerging from the abyss, met the incoming beam head-on. The two collided, setting off a storm, leaving countless gullies on the surrounding buildings and streets.
“Jie Jie Jie… As expected of Breakdancing Warrior and Tap Dancing Maverick, I knew those cannon fodder couldn’t do anything to you.” The person who was laughing appeared on the street as he spoke.
This person was also a Shoulder-Shrugging Star Person. He wore a set of black armor, and the style was very similar to the one worn by Dr. Shuai Shuai Shuai Shuai. It seemed… this was a small Boss-level character.
“Who are you?” Tap Dancing Maverick asked.
“Jie Jie Jie Jie… I am, the great, evil, invincible Dr. Shuai Shuai Shuai Shuai’s number one warrior…” He reported his boss’s name first, as if doing so could elevate himself, “Marshal Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong.”
“Nonsense!” Suddenly, another stern shout broke through the air.
Before Feng Bujue and the two heroes could speak, another unwelcome guest interrupted.
“I am the great, evil, invincible Dr. Shuai Shuai Shuai Shuai’s number one warrior…” The speaker came from behind Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong. He was also wearing the same set of armor, “Remember my great name, superheroes! I am General Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo!”
“Hiss… Huff…” Feng Bujue took a deep breath. Facing the enemy, he could finally unleash his sarcasm without restraint. “I don’t know why… Although the outcome is undecided… I’m already starting to sympathize with you…”
“Hmph… Where did this miscellaneous hero come from?” Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong looked at Jue-Ge with disdain and snorted coldly, “Never seen you before.”
“I’ll let you see me today…” Feng Bujue said, taking out [Must Break Defense Blade] from his knapsack.
“Jie Jie Jie… What? You took out your weapon, do you want to fight me?” Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong laughed, “I’ll warn you in advance, this set I’m wearing is the super armor invented by the Doctor, I’m not afraid even if I’m hit directly by a missile. Heh… An attack from a miscellaneous hero like you…”
Bang—
Red aura flashed, and Feng Bujue’s figure instantly disappeared from the other’s sight. Half a second later, Jue-Ge had arrived behind Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong and tripped him with his leg…
“Ah… Yah…” Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong himself found it unbelievable. The force from his ankle was not very strong, but he couldn’t help but fall down, eating dirt.
That wasn’t the end… Just as Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong fell to the ground, a kitchen knife stabbed towards the back of his head. His armor, which he claimed could withstand missiles, was pierced like tofu…
The instantaneous activation of [Ling Shi Ju Shen Shu - Modified], plus [Bad Kid’s Low Sweep], plus [Must Break Defense Blade]… This set of combos was something Feng Bujue had thought of when he got this Perfect-grade weapon. Now he just happened to use this high-defense enemy to test it out.
Poor Marshal Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong didn’t even unleash 10% of his armor’s power before being defeated due to underestimating his enemy.
“What!” Seeing this scene, General Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo exclaimed.
Breakdancing Warrior and Tap Dancing Maverick on the side were also shocked.
“Hmph… Vulnerable.” Jue-Ge gracefully pulled out the kitchen knife, flicking off the brain matter and blood from the blade, “But…” He turned his head, looked at Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo, and revealed a wicked smile, “You should be happy, you are now definitely the undisputed ‘Number One Warrior.’”
Jue-Ge’s smile… was ten times more terrifying than this group of funny villains. Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo met his eyes and immediately his expression changed drastically. He turned his head and ran, not even daring to utter a harsh word, afraid that the other party would chase after him.
In fact, he didn’t need to run at all… The scene just now was completely the result of Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong’s carelessness. As long as he was prepared, avoided the low sweep, or forcibly twisted his body to block during the fall, he could break this combo.
Unfortunately… Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo had been scared out of his wits and didn’t even have the courage to fight, so there was no need to talk about tactical issues.
“Oh… Sorry.” Feng Bujue put away the kitchen knife and walked towards his two companions, “There’s a very important question I haven’t asked yet…” He paused, “Does our alliance… allow heroes to kill people?”
“Uh…” Breakdancing Warrior had just recovered from the shock at this time. He replied somewhat woodenly, “Generally speaking, killing people is not recommended… Try to let those criminals be judged. However… Crises above C-level are usually allowed to be dealt with first and reported later.”
“Oh, I’ll pay attention to that in the future.” Feng Bujue replied calmly. He was using his actions to express… what it meant to kill without batting an eye.
“Wow!” Tap Dancing Maverick’s reaction arc seemed to be relatively long. Only at this time did he exclaim, “Poker Hero, so your strength is so strong?”
“No, no… You two are more powerful…” Jue-Ge replied. What he said was true. In terms of individual combat strength, Breakdancing Warrior and Tap Dancing Maverick were definitely stronger than him. But if factors such as conspiracy and tricks were included, Feng Bujue could take on two without any problems.
“Hmm… With your combat power, and also being a super-intelligent hero…” Breakdancing Warrior pondered, “Poker Hero, you might be able to enter the Supreme Committee in the future.”
“Is… Is that so…” Feng Bujue gave a dry laugh, thinking to himself, "It feels like it would be a very troublesome thing…"
“That… In short, let’s solve the immediate matter first.” Jue-Ge took the opportunity to change the subject.