Since you have requirements, I will do my best to fulfill them, as we are all good people!
Fu Yunting wanted to find an animal's den and stuff him in it.
But where should he look now?
Fu Yunting had no experience with such places.
He looked at An Nuan.
An Nuan hugged his waist and said softly, "I haven't used this kind of thing before either. How about we take him back to the base for Tu Ling?"
"You know, farming needs fertilizer, so there should be plenty of raw materials, right?"
Fu Yunting thought it made sense after hearing this.
But for Wang Dajun, wouldn't being put into the fertilizer raw materials be heaven?
Besides, who would watch the raw material pile twenty-four hours a day?
It would be too easy to create an escape opportunity.
Fu Yunting absolutely could not let his father's killer escape.
Wang Dajun must live in torment for the rest of his life!
"If you don't know how to deal with him, then just forget it for me!"
Several people heard a childish voice.
Turning their heads, they were all stunned.
A fat weasel, a huangpizi, darted out from the woods.
It stood up on its hind legs, reaching just to An Nuan's waist.
An Nuan rubbed her eyes, "Am I seeing things?"
Luoluo: "It shouldn't be an illusion; I saw it too."
An Nuan: "Maybe it's a collective hallucination."
Old Bird leaned closer to it for a good look.
The little thing was glossy and well-fed, clearly thriving.
Its little paws were also very cute.
And they looked very sharp.
Old Bird: "This little guy is quite beautiful!"
Looks delicious!
The huangpizi originally wanted to scold Old Bird.
But upon hearing Old Bird praise its beauty, the huangpizi generously forgave him!
"I am the leader of the huangpizi! I am very famous around here! The wild beasts in the mountains show me respect. Since you are new and don't know the rules, I won't hold it against you!"
An Nuan smiled, "You're quite confident!"
"I am Huang Daxian! Hand him over to me, and I won't hold it against you!"
What Huang Daxian? It's just a mutant!
An Nuan couldn't handle a deity, but a small mutant was no problem.
She squatted down and petted the huangpizi's head.
The huangpizi's fur bristled, and every hair stood on end.
The huangpizi had never experienced such a feeling before.
It took two steps forward towards An Nuan, stretching its head as if to encourage her to continue.
An Nuan petted it a few more times.
The huangpizi was almost floating, with a look of enjoyment, resting its head on An Nuan's thigh.
Fu Yunting, with a cold face, nudged it away with his foot.
The huangpizi immediately became displeased, "Bold human, you are blaspheming! You will be punished!"
"Oh, then punish me."
Fu Yunting bared his teeth, and the huangpizi immediately got scared and hid behind An Nuan's legs.
Ominous, very ominous!
Luoluo teased the huangpizi with a vine.
The little thing was immediately attracted to the vine and spun around following it.
Its silly appearance was truly adorable.
Luoluo couldn't help but pick him up and give him a big kiss.
The huangpizi was flattered and shyly waved its paws, "Don't be like that, I'm not *that* lovable!"
"So cute! Little one, what do you want with this dung beetle?"
The huangpizi remembered the main business.
With a jolt, it jumped out of Luoluo's arms and pointed at Wang Dazhuang, cursing:
"This bastard caught my grandson and killed them."
"I will crush him!"
"I will make him live in illusions every day, and then die in illusions!"
What were originally domineering words, but spoken from the little one's mouth, just sounded adorable.
An Nuan: "So your ability is illusions! It fits your character quite well."
"Oh no! I let it slip! This is top secret, you can't tell anyone, or you will face divine retribution!"
The huangpizi put on a fierce expression to scare them.
It had probably never heard of the term: "fierce yet cute."
It was being fierce yet cute right now, the fiercer it was, the cuter it became. Luoluo couldn't resist kissing it again.
"Xiao Nuan, let's keep him! He's too cute, I want to take him."
"What? You want to raise Huang Daxian? Are you foolish humans crazy for wanting to raise an immortal?"
An Nuan dangled Wang Dazhuang's cage.
"Huang Daxian, do you want this?"
"Yes!"
"If you want it, then come with us."
"No! I am Huang Daxian, I cannot be a human's pet!"
Quite proud!
An Nuan began to coax him, slowly persuading:
"You're not becoming a human's pet, but establishing a good cooperative relationship with humans."
"A bridge between animals and humans, and a good opportunity for revenge."
"As long as you join us, I'll let you watch this guy. From now on, you'll be the chief guard, a high official!"
Official?!
The huangpizi's spirits lifted upon hearing this.
"I know about being an official, it's great! Only high-quality humans can be officials!"
"That's right, only high-quality humans can be officials, but you will be an official among humans. Do you know what that means?"
The huangpizi tilted its head, not quite understanding.
An Nuan patted its head, "It means you are an even higher quality existence than high-quality humans."
Wow~~
So I'm that amazing!
It looked at them with its round, beady eyes.
Full of anticipation!
"Sounds good."
An Nuan: "Of course it's good. Most importantly, you can get revenge. We've also found your grandson's body. It's a bit tragic, but I can help you bury the child."
When the huangpizi's family members passed away, they would also bury the bodies.
Hearing that he could retrieve his grandson's body, the huangpizi started crying, large tears streaming down its face.
So cute!
An Nuan even felt a pang of guilt.
Deceiving such a little cutie, she felt quite burdened.
The huangpizi wiped away its tears and said, choked with emotion, "Thank you, but, but I don't know if I should leave home."
Fu Yunting glanced at him and said indifferently:
"Those who cannot leave are forever children, never growing up."
This sentence seemed to strike a nerve with the huangpizi.
The huangpizi immediately puffed out its chest and jumped out, "I am an adult, I am three years old! I am a remarkable adult, capable of traveling far!"
"Great Huang Daxian are all forged through hardship to become great figures!"
"I also want to be a great Huang Daxian, I can travel far!"
Fu Yunting tossed the cage to him, "Since you can travel far, then come with us. You can bring your mate along. We have many fruits and meat there."
"Are there small fish? Lizards and mice are also fine! Frogs are good too! My wife is pregnant and needs to supplement her nutrition!"
These were all pests that the city wanted to get rid of.
An Nuan immediately nodded, "Yes, and there's plenty of it, and no one will compete with you for it!"
"That's great!"
The huangpizi held the cage and showed Wang Dazhuang a row of white teeth.