If souls could wet themselves, it would be at this very moment!
An Nuan saw a faint rainbow spraying out from his posterior.
After his soul leaked out, Jun Ge became even weaker.
Fu Yunting pressed down on his head and slowly kneaded him into a ball like dough.
"What are you doing? Let go! You're going to kill me!"
Fu Yunting sneered.
He did want to kill this bastard.
Were there any problems?
"Hey, wait a moment!"
Lao Niao timely stopped Fu Yunting.
Brothers share blessings and hardships together, right? Everyone wanted revenge, how could you enjoy it alone!
Lao Niao went up and delivered two slaps.
While Jun Ge was still alive, it was best to hit him quickly!
Lao Niao exclaimed, "Wow, this touch is so peculiar!"
"How peculiar? I want to try too!"
Luo Luo emerged from a large tree, pulled out a vine, and lashed Jun Ge's face a few times.
Luo Luo: "Wow, this feels really good, like a combination of jelly and marshmallow. I wonder how it tastes."
An Nuan: "Is that so? Let me try a slap."
An Nuan delivered a slap, and Jun Ge was almost beaten to a pulp.
Were these people getting revenge, or were they clearly just playing with him!
Killing someone is one thing, but this is too much!
Liu Dajun showed some backbone: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. Just kill me!"
"Alright!"
Fu Yunting had been waiting for this.
He also wanted to see if his decomposition ability worked on souls!
"No! I was just kidding, please don't kill me. I can teach you how to switch bodies, it's not difficult. With this ability, you can achieve immortality."
Fu Yunting narrowed his eyes, his blood-red eyes filled with killing intent.
Vertical pupils and fangs, a zombie!
And a high-level one at that?
After Liu Dajun took over the body, he only had Chen Jiachen's memories.
His memories did not include Fu Yunting or his abilities.
Now he was astonished beyond words…
Fu Yunting looked at his contorted face and slapped him a few more times.
After a few slaps, Liu Dajun's face was already disfigured.
His soul became a mess, unable to maintain its form and energy. In the blink of an eye, it shrunk to the size of a palm.
Fu Yunting was afraid that if he applied a little more force, he would crush Jun Ge's soul.
He didn't want to end Jun Ge's life so quickly.
Lao Niao also did not expect that his once formidable arch-rival would end up like this.
"So ugly, it's like a bug, right? You could bite it to death in one go."
"You want to bite it?"
An Nuan said with disgust, "This thing looks like it might taste… good."
Liu Dajun panicked.
He could clearly feel his own weakness.
His current state was not enough to take over a human body, but if he continued to be exposed outside, his remaining soul would also dissipate!
"Please, find me a body, anything will do, let me in, let me in!"
Liu Dajun roared frantically, his soul surging chaotically.
Luo Luo and An Nuan exchanged a mischievous glance.
Luo Luo immediately lifted a small animal: "Come on, in your current state, you should be able to parasitize this little animal."
Liu Dajun was on the verge of collapse.
He didn't even look at what was in front of him and plunged headfirst into the animal's body.
When he opened his eyes again, the people around him had become incredibly huge.
A single finger could crush him.
What was going on?
"Huh? How am I here? What is this thing?"
"My mouth, why can't I speak?"
"Huh? What is this? Why do I have so many hands?"
An Nuan poked at Liu Dajun with a dry blade of grass inside the cage.
"Hey~~ Is this a dung beetle? I'm seeing one for the first time. I thought they were big, but they're actually so small. I'm curious, how do they push dung when they're so small?"
Luo Luo: "I heard they can push dung balls much larger than themselves, and they love pushing dung. They are as diligent as bees."
Liu Dajun was stunned.
I, Liu Dajun, transmigrated into the body of a dung beetle?
No, I, Liu Dajun, am a notorious arms dealer feared by both the underworld and the authorities.
I possessed a military arsenal rich enough to rival a nation, along with vast quantities of seeds and food.
I should have reached the pinnacle of life, so why did I turn into a dung beetle?
Fu Yunting frowned in disgust, "Did it have to be a dung beetle? Can't it be something else?"
Things that push dung balls are disgusting. Even stepping on it with a shoe would be too much.
Fu Yunting was extremely disgusted.
Lao Niao found it amusing.
"Think about it, from now on, he'll spend his days pushing dung and thinking about pushing dung. How interesting is that!"
"The once mighty Jun Ge, reduced to this by his own power, truly amusing."
Liu Dajun clawed at the cage frantically.
But he couldn't move it, his body was too small, he couldn't move it at all!
Just then, a strange sensation surged from within his body, uncontainably rushing to his brain.
I… want… to… push… dung!
"Quick, let me out, I need to push dung, hurry up and let me push dung!"
Liu Dajun frantically clawed at the cage, but no one understood what he meant.
Lao Niao burst into laughter: "This bastard is desperate! Didn't expect to end up like this, did you?"
Stop spewing nonsense, just let me out to find a dung ball!
Luo Luo: "He looks a bit funny acting so anxious. I'd really like to see what his original body looked like."
Stop the damn chatter.
Can't you see I'm in a hurry?
You damn woman, hurry up and let me out to find a dung ball!
An Nuan felt he was going crazy and was quite pleased.
"Fu Yunting, look, isn't it more interesting to keep him like this than to kill him?"
"Xiao Nuan, you say that like a little pervert."
Fu Yunting put his arm around her waist and gave her a gentle kiss.
This made Liu Dajun completely lose his mind.
I'm trapped here unable to push dung, and you two are openly showing affection in front of me.
Are you even human?
Liu Dajun clawed even faster.
Luo Luo was surprised, to be beaten like this and still so energetic, it was indeed interesting.
CoCo crawled out from Fu Yunting's windbreaker and glared towards the cage.
Liu Dajun instantly quieted down.
Such a big bird!
So scary!
CoCo looked at Wang Dajun curiously.
"Can CoCo eat it? CoCo is a little hungry."
Fu Yunting quickly pushed its beak away and took out a biscuit to feed it.
"Don't eat strange things, you might get a stomachache."
CoCo stared at Wang Dajun for a while, then sensed a stinky smell from the other party. CoCo immediately gave up on the dung beetle.
Just as Wang Dajun breathed a sigh of relief, a strong desire emerged.
CoCo shouted, "He wants to eat dung! He wants to eat dung, he wants you to hurry up and send him to the dung pit!"
Everyone was stunned, then burst into laughter.
Even Fu Yunting laughed.
Having lived two lifetimes, he had never heard such a hilarious request!