Chapter 223 Bedtime Entertainment

"What did you risk coming to Ghost Mountain for, Daoist Zhang?"

Qiao Yu asked as he hurried along.

"I'm going to Ghost Mountain for three things." Zhang Erhe raised his head and stared at the summit of Ghost Mountain.

"Fairness, fairness, or goddamn fairness?" Qiao Yu asked tentatively.

Zhang Erhe: "..."

"First, to find the lost magical artifact of my Daoist sect."

"Second, to bring the remains of my master's old friend down the mountain."

"Third, to avenge my master's old friend."

Qiao Yu scratched his head.

"Your master's old friend? Then why didn't your master come himself?"

Zhang Erhe gave him a deep look. "Because my master has already ascended to immortality."

"Ascended to immortality? Then just undo it! Didn't you copy an original layer?" Qiao Yu asked, puzzled.

Zhang Erhe: "...Ascension to immortality means death."

"Ah! Sorry! I thought your master was so trendy that he knew how to use Photoshop."

Qiao Yu smiled awkwardly.

He didn't care what Zhang Erhe did, as long as he didn't compete with him for the ghost eye.

He continued to climb Ghost Mountain behind Zhang Erhe. Along the way, there were piles of bones, all with only a skull, and they looked quite old.

If he wasn't mistaken, they should all be the poor people who were swallowed by that giant flower.

Qiao Yu couldn't help but sigh inwardly that the giant flower was quite particular about what it ate, knowing to remove the head before eating.

The higher they went, the more rugged the road on Ghost Mountain became. Occasionally, gusts of cold wind would blow, making people shudder.

"Brother Qiao Yu, let's stop here. It's almost dawn, and we can't go any further. Once the sun comes out, the ghost mist will reappear." Zhang Erhe stopped Qiao Yu.

"We're halfway up the mountain now. Won't the ghost mist envelop us even if it comes?" Qiao Yu asked with a puzzled look.

"No, look carefully at the trees above us."

Hearing this, Qiao Yu looked up and found that the trees above them were vaguely green, looking like living trees.

But the trees further ahead were all pitch black, looking like twisted ghostly shadows, obviously withered tree trunks.

"The ghost mist will only envelop a part of the ground. There will be no living things in the area covered by the ghost mist. This also means that we are safe here." Zhang Erhe smiled slightly.

"I see." Qiao Yu nodded.

"Let's rest for a while, and we'll continue on our way at night."

After Zhang Erhe finished speaking, he flew up to the treetops like he knew qinggong (light body skill) and then leaned on the treetops and closed his eyes.

"Damn it!"

Qiao Yu rolled his eyes. With only nine points of agility, he didn't have such good skills, but fortunately, he had enough strength.

Qiao Yu reached out and poked, and half of his palm poked into the tree trunk, firmly attached to the tree like an eagle's claw.

He slowly climbed onto another big tree, one handprint at a time. Although the speed was slower, it was very stable, but it was not very friendly to the tree.

Not long after Qiao Yu went up and lay down, there was a rustling sound under the tree.

"Hmm?"

Qiao Yu squinted his eyes and quietly leaned down to look under the tree.

Under the tree, a man and a woman were hugging each other and kissing non-stop. The man, probably because he lacked maternal love when he was a child, stretched out a hand and kept exploring the woman's body.

Having a wild battle on Ghost Mountain? Are you two serious?

Even Qiao Yu was shocked. These two were really bold, daring to fire cannons in this place full of ghosts.

As a good young man in the new era, Qiao Yu naturally turned a blind eye to this kind of thing and didn't disturb other people's enjoyment.

He closed his right eye because his left eye had been strengthened and he could see more clearly.

To be fair, that woman's figure was still very good. There was also a program to help him sleep. He would definitely come to this Ghost Mountain dungeon next time.

After the man kissed for a while, he reached out to take off the woman's clothes.

"No! Tang Hao, not here!" The woman pushed the man named Tang Hao.

The woman's strength was obviously not as good as Tang Hao's, and she was quickly stripped of her coat, revealing large areas of snow-white skin.

"Qin Ke, I want you, I want you now! I haven't seen you for so long! I miss you so much!"

Tang Hao put his head to Qin Ke's slender neck and began to kiss her.

Qiao Yu was stunned. Good, no wonder the last person from the Tang family hadn't appeared for a long time. So you, kid, are indulging in this gentle village!

And Qin Ke... the Qin family and the Tang family?

Qiao Yu's eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of two bright lights. He looked up and found that Zhang Erhe, that kid, had opened his heavenly eye!

After Zhang Erhe found that Qiao Yu was looking at him, he also held up a finger to his mouth and made a shushing gesture.

Qiao Yu: "....."

Qiao Yu was immediately amused. Still a monk? I spit on you! You're watching more carefully than a mortal like me!

He wondered if the Daoist patriarch would jump out of the ground in anger if he saw Zhang Erhe using his heavenly eye like this.

Qiao Yu ignored Zhang Erhe and squinted his left eye to continue looking under the tree. It wouldn't hurt to watch a live erotic show for nothing.

Qin Ke was pressed to the ground by Tang Hao, with only close-fitting clothes left on her body. Her black hair was covered with withered leaves. Her face was flushed, and she was panting softly, obviously moved.

Just when Qiao Yu stretched his neck and was about to watch a real fight, Tang Hao suddenly stopped.

He gently hugged Qin Ke.

"Ke'er, I'm sorry, I was too impulsive just now and almost made a big mistake. I'm very sorry."

Qiao Yu was stunned. He could hold back when he was only one step away from the door?

No, damn, could this kid already be finished?

Looking at Tang Hao's expression that was as holy as the Buddha, Qiao Yu became more and more convinced that it was possible.

"It's okay, as long as you want it, as long as I have it, I'm willing to give it to you."

Qin Ke bit her red lips and looked at Tang Hao infatuatedly.

"Silly girl, I'm just a collateral member of the Tang family, and my talent is not good. I'm only an initial-stage cultivator at the age of 20."

"And you, you are the proud daughter of the Qin family's direct lineage, and you became a mid-stage mage at the age of only twenty. I don't deserve you."

Tang Hao stretched out his hand and gently stroked Qin Ke's cheek, his smile full of bitterness.

"Tang Hao..."

Listening to Tang Hao's affectionate words, Qin Ke was even more moved and hugged Tang Hao tightly.

And Qiao Yu on the tree was even more sure of one thing, this kid was definitely done!

"Damn, so unlucky!"

Qiao Yu cursed inwardly. He thought there would be a good show to watch, but he met this Tang Hao, who was ridiculously fast and finished directly before it even started.

Turning his head, Qiao Yu suddenly noticed that there seemed to be several black shadows approaching in the distance. Qiao Yu tiptoed back a little behind the tree trunk to avoid being discovered by the newcomers.

Just when Qin Ke and Tang Hao were hugging each other and shedding tears of emotion for their love, a violent shout startled them apart.

"What are you two doing!!!"