Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 68 Testing Center
Principal Hong adjusted his collar and said unhurriedly.
"What's wrong with a necromancer being a little stronger? Maybe this student has been practicing martial arts since he was a child and has developed a tough body. That makes sense, right?"
"Makes sense, you deadhead!"
The principal of the Number One High School was so angry that he swore directly. Fortunately, the people next to him held him back tightly, so he didn't end up fighting with Principal Hong.
Long Xiang's interest in Qiao Yu grew even stronger.
Dealing over a thousand points of critical damage wasn't difficult for him, but he was a warrior!
Moreover, he was the top scorer in the warrior category of the college entrance examination. Among all the warriors of his generation, Long Xiang was the undisputed leader.
And Qiao Yu's class was a necromancer...
"You've trained your physical body to such a terrifying degree, how strong must your necromancy be? I can't wait!"
A fighting spirit rose from Long Xiang's body!
Even these big shots couldn't sit still, let alone the audience in the stands.
"Did a body cultivator sneak into the mage class's examination room? This is outrageous!"
"The point is, he's using his body to withstand the lightning summoned by the lightning mage without any protection. Not even a jack could handle that!"
"Is that the point? Isn't the point that this kid punched out 1,100 critical damage? That's even more outrageous than physically resisting lightning!"
"Just a passerby, may I ask if that young man is called Saitama?"
The college entrance examination proctor group also acted very quickly. A dozen strong men instantly surrounded Qiao Yu.
The leader was none other than the chief examiner, Jin Tong.
"Student Qiao Yu, hello! Please come with us." Jin Tong said expressionlessly.
"Why?" Qiao Yu asked.
"Due to your performance just now... being too amazing, we have reason to suspect that you used some kind of plug-in or bug that violates the fairness of the examination room. We need to test you." Jin Tong explained.
"Huh?"
Qiao Yu's eyes widened.
"Just because I performed too well, you're going to arrest me for testing? Is there any justice? Is there any law?"
"Then how do you explain that you, a mage, can deal so much critical damage?"
"I was born with divine strength!" Qiao Yu said without blushing or skipping a beat.
Jin Tong: "..."
"Please come with us."
In the end, Qiao Yu obediently followed the proctor group for testing.
A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe. Every bit of my Qiao Yu's strength has been earned through hard work. What do I have to fear from testing?
"That kid was taken away by the proctor group!"
This scene quickly attracted the attention of the audience in the stands. The college entrance examination proctor group has undergone professional training.
They generally don't take action, but once they do, it means that the student most likely has a problem.
"I knew it. How could a mage have so much critical damage? He must have secretly used a cheat engine or something!"
"I blindly guess that when this kid takes a urine test, there won't be a single drop of urine in it, just stimulants."
"No need to guess, just wait! After the test, there will be an announcement saying that the kid's results have been canceled for cheating. Just wait and see!"
Everyone was convinced of their judgment. After all, a necromancer dealing over a thousand points of critical damage with one punch was as outrageous as Lin Daiyu uprooting a willow tree.
They were all convinced that Qiao Yu would have his results canceled for cheating.
Even Ma Fei and Zuo You, who were familiar with Qiao Yu, looked worried.
"Qiao Yu... I know you have a cheat, but don't be stupid enough to use a cheat to take the college entrance examination..." Ma Fei muttered to himself.
At this time, Qiao Yu had already been taken to the examination room's testing center.
Several testers wearing masks were already waiting for him here.
For some reason, Qiao Yu always felt that he had seen the two testers at the head of the group somewhere before...
"Don't be nervous. We won't falsely accuse any examinee, nor will we let go of any cheater. Just relax and take the test."
Jin Tong saw Qiao Yu staring at the testers and thought he was nervous, so he comforted him.
"Come on, go through the detection gate first."
One of the testers pointed to a mechanical gate and said.
If Qiao Yu used a cheat engine or other cheating device, he would have nowhere to hide in front of this gate.
Qiao Yu nodded and walked over. Maybe he was just mistaken...
Little did he know that the two testers at the head of the group were also very shocked at this time. They looked at each other and pulled their masks up a little higher, covering most of their faces, leaving only a pair of eyes exposed.
"No abnormal data detected."
"No abnormal data detected."
Qiao Yu passed through twice in a row with the same prompt. He spread his hands.
"Is that okay now?"
The testers and Jin Tong, along with several other proctors, looked at each other, all with puzzled expressions on their faces.
A necromancer dealing over 1,000 critical damage, isn't that abnormal enough?
"Xiao Yi, go check if the detection gate has been damaged." Jin Tong said.
The staff member called Xiao Yi stepped forward and fiddled with it, shaking his head after confirming it again and again.
"Elder Jin, the detection gate... is fine."
This time, even Jin Tong, who was known for his maturity and stability, couldn't sit still. He rushed directly to the detection gate.
"Move!"
After Jin Tong personally checked it twice, he couldn't help but feel a headache.
The detection gate really wasn't malfunctioning, which meant that Qiao Yu really didn't have a problem.
But in that case, how should this kid be defined?
A necromancer tank?
A melee mage?
Since the birth of the Otherworld, there had never been such a playstyle!
Everyone knew that a mage in melee combat was trash. Who would draw the mage class and still go for melee combat?
"Elder Jin, what should we do now? Should we continue to let this examinee go back to take the college entrance examination?" Xiao Yi asked Jin Tong.
Jin Tong rubbed his head with a headache, thought for a while, and said.
"There's no problem with the data. Test him personally again. If there's no problem with his urine test, and he hasn't taken any prohibited drugs, then send him back to take the college entrance examination."
After all, Qiao Yu's class was indeed a mage. If he were transferred to another examination room, it would be even easier for problems to arise.
"Understood, Elder Jin, I'll go take care of it."
"Student Qiao Yu, please come with me."
Proctor Xiao Yi led Qiao Yu to the bathroom. He handed Qiao Yu a test tube and a funnel.
"Student Qiao Yu, please go to the bathroom first, and then put your excrement into the test tube."
"Go to the bathroom? Big, medium, or small?" Qiao Yu raised an eyebrow.
"... Small. What's medium?" Xiao Yi couldn't help but ask.
"Wet fart."
Xiao Yi: "..."
Okay, I shouldn't have asked that. Xiao Yi was now full of regret.
"Next time, just say put the urine in. Saying excrement is easy to confuse."
Qiao Yu took the test tube and walked into the toilet. Just as he was taking off his pants, Xiao Yi's voice suddenly sounded next to him.
"In biology, excretion only includes the formation of urine. Feces are not part of excretion. The correct name for defecation is—egestion."
"Also, saying 'urine' is uncivilized."