Eat Little Almonds

Chapter 111 Don't Bully a Middle-Aged Man for Being Poor

Chapter 149 Guild Name

Zuo Cheng angrily twisted her head.

There was a sneaky old rogue constantly stealing her agility. How was she supposed to play like this?

Her agility had barely recovered for ten seconds before it was stolen again.

However, her anger instantly froze on her face.

Over eighty percent of the members of the Slaying God Guild were already lying on the ground, wailing.

And that number was constantly increasing!

Qiao Yu, who had stolen her speed, was like a ghost. Every time he flashed, a member of the Slaying God Guild would fall.

The same was true for the sword cultivator beside him, who would often fell a player with just a few sword strikes.

What made Zuo Cheng's pupils shrink even more was that Yang Xiangdi and Zhao Ziyue were simply watching the show with their arms crossed.

Didn't that mean that Ma Fei and Qiao Yu had directly wiped out her entire guild?

"Bang!"

As Qiao Yu slapped Brother Long to the ground, there wasn't a single member of the Slaying God Guild left standing.

They lay on the ground, wailing. If Qiao Yu and Ma Fei hadn't held back, they would already be waiting for resurrection in the safety town.

"Just who are you people?"

Zuo Cheng finally realized that something was wrong.

Qiao Yu: "To be precise, we're your sister's classmates."

Yang Xiangdi: "Yeah, your sister's."

Zuo Cheng: "..."

Yang Xiangdi: "Why don't you choose? Either you take on the five of us alone, or the five of us take on you?"

Zuo Cheng: "Is there really any difference?"

Yang Xiangdi: "Yes, choosing to take on the five of us alone will make you seem super brave."

Zuo Cheng: "..."

Zuo Cheng instantly found herself in an awkward situation, caught between a rock and a hard place.

"Boss, the opportunity to take over the Slaying God Guild has arrived!"

In the distance, on top of a large tree that took two people to encircle, a man looked excited.

"That's right! They've offended someone they can't afford to offend. Now, the entire guild, except for that little hussy Zuo Cheng, has lost their combat power!"

"Okay, boss, I'll wait for you!"

After reporting, he looked at Brother Long and the others who were lying on the ground, wailing, with a gleam in his eyes.

"Brother Yu, weren't we just talking about creating a guild? Now it seems we don't need to anymore. Wouldn't it be better to just take over this Slaying God Guild?" Yang Xiangdi said.

"No way, this name is too stupid. Let's change it to Sword God Guild! And I want to be the guild leader!" Ma Fei interjected.

"Sword God, why don't you just fly up to heaven?" Yang Xiangdi rolled his eyes. "But the name Slaying God Guild is indeed stupid."

Zuo Cheng: "...Are you guys treating me like I'm already dead?"

"If you weren't Zuo You's sister, you would indeed be dead by now."

Qiao Yu's face was serious.

After the battle just now, he was sure that he was the daddy of all assassin players at the same cultivation realm.

The Corpse Ancestor Ring directly stole half of their movement speed. An assassin without high movement speed trying to fight Qiao Yu in close combat?

What difference was there between that and setting up a fruit stall to sell unripe melons? It was purely courting death.

Zuo Cheng just watched as Ma Fei and Yang Xiangdi continued to discuss renaming the Slaying God Guild right in front of her.

"Sister, come home with me." Zuo You advised.

"Impossible." Zuo Cheng's face turned cold again.

"That matter happened so long ago. Mom and Dad really know they were wrong." Zuo You sighed.

"Why should I forgive them just because they admit their mistake? Can their apology make up for the harm they caused me?" Zuo Cheng asked.

"Answer me, if you were the one who was treated like that back then, would you forgive them after two years?"

Zuo You fell silent, unable to answer the question.

At that time, Zuo Cheng was the same age as she was now. Zuo Cheng was wrongly accused of cheating by a teacher at school.

When her parents went to the school and saw Zuo Cheng arguing with the teacher in the office, their first reaction was to tell Zuo Cheng to apologize.

They chose to believe the teacher instead of their own child.

This choice directly led to Zuo Cheng hugging Zuo You one night and then running away from home.

For two whole years, Zuo Cheng didn't come home, nor did she contact her again.

The sister in Zuo You's memory, who often doted on her, had completely disappeared from Zuo You's world.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Don't you even understand such a simple principle, Zuo You?" Looking at the silent Zuo You, Zuo Cheng shook her head. m..oΓg

"Okay, even if you don't want to go home, then let me join your guild." Zuo You raised her head, her eyes full of stubbornness. "This time, you can't leave me behind again!"

"This is no longer something I can decide." Zuo Cheng pointed to Yang Xiangdi. "Your friend has already thought of a new name for my guild."

At this time, Yang Xiangdi was slapping his thigh and shouting.

"That's right! Let's call it the Super Invincible Cool Tyrannosaurus Explosive Guild! Just hearing this name is much more awesome than the Slaying God Guild!"

Zuo Cheng: "..."

Qiao Yu: "That name is too long. Let's shorten it to Dragon Dong Guild." (Dong can also mean 'Hole', and is often used as slang for 'dick')

Zuo You: "...Get lost!"

Zuo You kicked Qiao Yu in the butt.

"Don't pay attention to them. They're always goofing off. Let's just keep the original name." Zuo You said.

Zuo Cheng soon received the application for Qiao Yu and the others to join the guild. Ma Fei was still grumbling about how he should be the guild leader.

But when Zuo Cheng saw Qiao Yu's profession information, her eyes widened!

"A... a necromancer? You're a necromancer?" Zuo Cheng's eyes were filled with confusion.

"What? Is there a rule in the Great Xia Ancient Kingdom that necromancers can't fight in close combat?" Qiao Yu asked.

"N-no..." Zuo Cheng felt her worldview being impacted.

After completing the joining procedures for Qiao Yu and the others, Zuo Cheng strode towards the Slaying God Guild members who were wailing on the ground.

"Guild leader, I'm sorry, we've lost face for you!"

Brother Long's face flushed red. The over-the-shoulder dragon tattoo, with its fierce and menacing appearance, made him look like a child who had done something wrong.

"There's nothing to be ashamed of. Anyway, they've joined the Slaying God Guild, so it's basically losing to our own people." Zuo Cheng didn't take it seriously at all.

"Hahahaha! It seems I, Yin, am not late!"

A rough laugh came, and a man in his thirties led a large group of people to the scene.

He first cupped his hands towards Qiao Yu and the others.

"Young brothers, I, Yin Zhigao, have always had a feud with the Slaying God Guild. Today, I've come to crusade against the Slaying God Guild!"

"Here, I thank you for your help! Leave the rest to me, Yin!"

As Yin Zhigao spoke, his thieving eyes kept darting towards Zuo You and Zhao Ziyue.

Then, Yin Zhigao turned to look at Zuo Cheng, the greedy look in his eyes now completely undisguised.

He sized up Zuo Cheng's graceful figure and long legs, and said.

"Zuo Cheng, when you kicked me out back then, I said that thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don't bully a poor man in his middle age." (idiom meaning fortunes change)

"Now you've finally fallen into my hands!"