Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 148 The Dorm Auntie's True Colors
Qiao Yu reached out and patted Ma Fei's shoulder, feeling somewhat guilty.
"Ma Fei, look on the bright side. At least you've still got a 36.d, right?"
Ma Fei didn't cheer up at the words. Instead, he looked utterly devastated.
Yang Xiangdi's Adam's apple bobbed.
"Wait... if 170 is the weight, then 36 must be the waist size, right?"
Ma Fei couldn't take it anymore and burst into tears with a wail.
The sound was so heartbreaking that anyone who heard it would shed a tear.
Yang Xiangdi reached out and hugged Ma Fei.
"It's okay, buddy. Just think of yourself as Beta operating a tank. Numb yourself with alcohol and keep slamming the F key, and it'll pass."
As they were sobbing in each other's arms, a figure came running from afar.
"Qiao!"
"Yu!"
The person's voice contained an irrepressible sense of grief and indignation.
Qiao Yu turned his head, and when he saw the person's face, he was overjoyed and said in a pompous manner, "Qin Xuan, why did you come all the way here yourself? You're too kind!"
"Kind my ass!"
Qin Xuan swung his fist at Qiao Yu's face, but his fist stopped five centimeters away from Qiao Yu's face.
It was as if an invisible wall of air was blocking Qiao Yu.
Qin Xuan was stunned. He looked up at Qiao Yu and the others and saw that they were just as bewildered.
Clearly, they weren't responsible for this air wall.
"No fighting on dormitory grounds!"
A calm female voice echoed from all directions, making it impossible to tell where it came from.
"Who are you? I'm warning you! I'm from the Qin family! My uncle is Ji Pingyang!" Qin Xuan shouted.
"Oh? The Qin family?" The owner of the voice showed a hint of surprise.
Qin Xuan's face revealed a smug smile.
"That's right, I am Qin Xuan of the Qin family! Ji Pingyang's nephew! I advise you not to meddle in other people's business, or you'll get burned..."
"Smack!"
Before Qin Xuan could finish speaking, a loud slap landed on his face.
A clear palm print quickly swelled up on his cheek, looking as if it had been burned by a red-hot iron.
"Ni gang da wo!"
Qin Xuan spat out two white teeth and began to speak with a lisp.
"Hmph! I'm the one who hit you! As for Ji Pingyang, go ask him if he dares to come and settle the score with me?"
A woman with her hands behind her back walked up the stairs. When Qiao Yu and the others saw the woman's face, they were stunned.
"Dorm... dormitory auntie?" Ma Fei murmured in a daze.
No wonder Peng Liangji looked so scared when he brought them over. It turned out that the dormitory auntie in their building was a badass!
"Aww! Good boy!"
Like a performer in a Sichuan opera changing masks, the dormitory auntie turned her head and gave Ma Fei a bright smile.
Then she glared at Qin Xuan again.
"Go back to your own dormitory! If you dare to come and cause trouble in this dormitory building again, it won't be as simple as just a slap!"
Qin Xuan glared venomously at the dormitory auntie, then at Qiao Yu and the others, and turned to leave in anger.
The commotion had long attracted the attention of other students, who poked their heads out to watch.
"What are you looking at? Go back inside!"
The dormitory auntie shouted, and the entire dormitory fell silent instantly.
After all, Qin Xuan's miserable state was a warning to them.
When she looked at Ma Fei, the dormitory auntie's expression became radiant again.
"Don't be afraid, the dormitory is a place to rest, and fighting is strictly prohibited. I only took action because that student violated the rules."
"Auntie is usually not so fierce, she's very gentle, so don't worry."
Qiao Yu: "..."
Ma Fei: "..."
Yang Xiangdi: "..."
Because of the delay caused by Qin Xuan, Qiao Yu was the last person in the physical cultivation class to arrive at the cafeteria today.
Compared to yesterday, everyone today had obviously learned their lesson.
Faced with the greasy pork belly and roast chicken, they ate them in large mouthfuls.
They didn't stop until their stomachs were round and they couldn't eat any more.
"We'll set off when you're full."
Led by Wan Lihao and Gao Hongyi, everyone in the physical cultivation major came to the Dark Forest again.
To Qiao Yu's surprise, the look in Qin Xuan's eyes now wasn't resentment, but rather a hint of smugness.
However, Qiao Yu didn't think much about it and stepped into the periphery of the Dark Forest, improving his defense was the most important thing for him now.
"Pfft!"
The familiar sound rang out, and Master Qiao began to diligently irrigate every plant and tree in the Dark Forest with his blood again.
"Holy crap! Someone's dying!"
A student who had taken leave yesterday was so frightened that he screamed.
Another person slapped the back of his head.
"What are you yelling about! Don't be so alarmed!"
"Can't you see? Can't you all see? That person over there is spraying blood like crazy!"
The student who had taken leave was terrified. If someone sprayed blood like that, wouldn't they be dead in a minute?
But when he looked around, he found that there wasn't even a hint of surprise on anyone's face, as if it was commonplace.
Lei Lin stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder.
"Bro, you weren't here yesterday, were you? That's the big brother of our Class Two. Yesterday, he sprayed enough blood to start a South-to-North Water Diversion project. He has to keep spraying until sunset, it's normal, just get used to it."
The student who had taken leave yesterday opened his mouth wide, almost wide enough to fit an egg inside.
This was called normal?
How was this normal?
This was anything but normal!
He was spraying blood like crazy!
But no one paid any attention to him. Everyone seized the time and stepped into the Dark Forest on their own.
After working hard for five hours, Master Qiao opened his eyes.
"Phew!"
"I can now withstand the wind blades on the periphery."
Qiao Yu raised his hand. The wind blades on the periphery could now only cut some small wounds on his body, and the fountain of blood on his body was much smaller.
"It's time to move forward."
Qiao Yu took a step forward. The next second, an even higher fountain of blood shot straight into the sky.
It even broke through the shroud at the top of the Dark Forest. A scarlet fountain of blood stood out among the black trees, looking particularly dazzling.
The blood even submerged Qiao Yu's body, leaving only a pillar of blood in place.
At the same time, in the deepest part of the Dark Forest, a pitch-black rock wall slowly cracked, soon forming a huge fissure.
The surrounding rocks were shaken off, and a terrifying and enormous deep yellow beast eye suddenly opened!
The beast eye, which was nearly ten meters in size, stared intently at the fountain of blood on the periphery, a hint of human-like confusion in its depths.
As the overlord of the Dark Forest, it knew everything here like the back of its hand, but what was with that fountain of blood?
"Sigh!"
Gao Hongyi on the periphery of the forest sighed faintly.
"Old Wan, I underestimated the ambition of your student. He doesn't just want to create a Blood Soul Forest, he wants to turn the forest into an ocean!"