Eat Little Almonds

Chapter 162 The First Hell, Youming Judgment Hall

Chapter 1 To be doomed

As soon as Wang Dafu said this, Qiao Yu knew he was in trouble.

Sure enough, Zuo You's face darkened visibly.

"I can take that little sister for free, as for you, go stand wherever it's cool!"

Wang Dafu hadn't noticed Zuo You's change, and was still talking eloquently.

The next second.

Wang Dafu felt a huge force attacking his waist, and his round body flew out like a ball.

"Ouch!"

Wang Dafu's body didn't stop until it hit a stone wall, and he let out a scream.

"Qiao Yu, let's go."

Zuo You coldly dropped a sentence and walked directly towards the stone steps.

"Oh, oh, okay!"

Qiao Yu quickly followed, this Wang Dafu actually dared to tease Zuo You about her flat chest.

He was really lighting a lamp in the toilet—looking for shit.

"Wait! Stop right there!"

The two had only walked a few steps before Wang Dafu stopped them.

Wang Dafu had an angry look on his face and strode up to Qiao Yu, pointing at Qiao Yu's nose with his thick fingers and cursing.

"Boy! Did you kick me? Huh? I didn't want to bring you, so you secretly attacked me out of spite?"

Qiao Yu frowned, and Zuo You said coldly.

"I kicked you, so what?"

When Wang Dafu heard this, he immediately performed a Sichuan opera face change, and a bright smile instantly appeared on his face.

"So it was the little sister who kicked me~ Good kick!"

"I originally had a herniated disc in my waist, but your kick directly cured it, thank you so much!"

Zuo You, Qiao Yu: "..."

It must be admitted that Wang Dafu finally understood the art of double standards.

Zuo You didn't want to pay attention to Wang Dafu, this weirdo, so she pulled Qiao Yu and walked towards the stone steps.

However, Wang Dafu actually trotted after them again.

"Little sister, wait for me!"

Zuo You and Qiao Yu walked faster and faster, while Wang Dafu clung to them like a piece of gum that couldn't be shaken off.

"Little sister, are you thirsty?"

"Little sister, are you hungry?"

"Little sister, are you tired?"

"Little sister, are you sleepy?"

"Little sister, are your legs sore?"

Wang Dafu's constant concern annoyed Qiao Yu and Zuo You.

In the end, the woman with freckles on her face couldn't bear it anymore. She stood in front of Wang Dafu, who was being attentive to Zuo You, and scolded him angrily.

"Wang Dafu, are you kidding me? Why are you being so attentive to others? I'm your customer!"

"So what if you're my customer? I'm only responsible for taking you through this pseudo-Underworld dungeon, I have no obligation to make you happy." Wang Dafu's face changed instantly.

"Don't you know that the customer is God?" the freckled woman asked.

"God? I'll go to your grandma's sea cucumber and banana." Wang Dafu rolled his eyes.

The freckled woman's face turned red from Wang Dafu's retort, and even the freckles on her face turned red.

She trembled and cursed at Wang Dafu.

"Fuck you, give me a refund!"

Wang Dafu sneered.

"Refund? Are you deliberately causing trouble? Just tell me, are you going to clear this dungeon or not!"

"I would definitely clear it if you guided me properly." The freckled woman pointed to Zuo You, "But what if you save her first when there's danger later?"

"Hey, if I don't save you first, I'll commit suicide on the spot, satisfied?" Wang Dafu waved his hand impatiently.

The freckled woman bit her lip and didn't dare to make any more noise for a while.

"Hehe, little sister, sorry for making you laugh."

Wang Dafu kept rubbing his thick hands together, like a green-headed fly looking for food.

However, Qiao Yu and Zuo You didn't have time to pay attention to him at the moment.

Qiao Yu's eyes were completely attracted by a white hall in front of him.

The front of the hall was supported by eight large white stone pillars, forming a towering doorway.

A gate nearly ten meters high was daunting.

Above the gate hung a plaque, painted with symbols that Qiao Yu couldn't understand.

"How is it, shocking, right?"

Wang Dafu walked out with a proud look on his face.

"That's the First Hell, the Youming Judgment Hall."

"Judgment Hall?" Qiao Yu muttered to himself.

In the ancient legends of the Daxia ancient kingdom, people would be judged by the Yama King after death. Was this Youming Judgment Hall a similar existence?

"Yes, this is also the place to determine whether you go to heaven or hell!" Wang Dafu nodded.

"How does he judge?" Qiao Yu asked.

Wang Dafu glanced at him and explained.

"The judge of the Youming Judgment Hall can see all the crimes you have committed since entering the Inner World. After you go in, you'd better confess honestly and strive for leniency."

"After entering the Inner World? So he can't see the real-world me?" Qiao Yu asked.

"Not here, this is just a pseudo-Underworld after all, but if it's the real Underworld..."

A hint of uncontrollable fear flashed in Wang Dafu's eyes, but he quickly returned to normal.

The four soon arrived in front of the Youming Judgment Hall. The extremely tall hall door gave people a strong sense of oppression.

Just as Qiao Yu was about to reach out and push the door, Wang Dafu quickly stopped him.

Qiao Yu: "What's wrong?"

"Shh!"

Wang Dafu raised a bloated finger, lowered his voice, and said softly.

"Keep quiet, don't mess around!"

He walked forward with his big belly and knocked on the hall door three times with a bent finger.

"Enter!"

A dignified voice came from inside the hall, and then the tall hall door slowly opened a crack.

"Don't talk nonsense after you go in!" Wang Dafu reminded Qiao Yu and the others before stepping in. oΓg

Qiao Yu followed closely behind. After entering the courtroom, a cold air rushed into Qiao Yu's nostrils.

Qiao Yu only took a slight breath, and felt that his entire chest was a little clear.

The Youming Judgment Hall was very empty, and the high ceiling was daunting.

On a high platform directly in front, there was a golden desk.

A man with white hair and a black judge's uniform was sitting behind the desk, holding a huge book.

A pair of faint purple pupils seemed to be able to see through people's hearts.

"That's the Youming Judge, Yin You!" Wang Dafu reminded Zuo You.

Pa!

Yin You on the high platform hammered a small golden hammer on the table, and the crisp sound echoed continuously in the empty hall.

"Silence!"

Seeing Yin You's anger, Wang Dafu honestly shut his mouth.

Yin You put the huge book on the desk and said coldly to Qiao Yu and the others below.

"I am Yin You, the judge of the Youming Judgment Hall in the First Hell, and now I will begin to examine your sins."

"The sins you have committed will determine which hell you will fall into."

Yin You's eyes became stern and dangerous.

"Okay, now honestly confess your names and sins!"