Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 743 Thunder Triangle Zone
It was the first time he had seen someone talk about wetting their pants with such confidence.
He was silent for a while, then released the Sharen.
On the one hand, the yellow liquid was indeed about to spread to his feet.
On the other hand, he suddenly felt that this Sharen kid was too unlucky; he would have to wash his hands after killing him.
Anyway, he didn't have any deep hatred with Tian Sha Pavilion, and Joe Elm wasn't a bloodthirsty person. Harmony is the most important thing in everything.
"I won't kill you. Stay and be a guard," Joe Elm said lightly.
"Really? You can't go back on your word!" Sharen said in pleasant surprise.
The feeling of surviving such a desperate situation overjoyed the number one assassin of Tian Sha Pavilion.
He wasn't stupid. On the contrary, Sharen had been in Yuan Ze Star for so long, he was already an old fox.
He knew very well that this person in front of him was so young but had such strong strength. As long as he didn't die young, his future would definitely be bright.
What Mu Xinxiu could see, Sharen could naturally see too.
Following such a person, Sharen wouldn't be at a loss!
"What do you think? I told you there was no need to run, right?" Joe Elm said with a smile, looking at Mu Wan'er.
Mu Wan'er nodded blankly, she hadn't recovered from the shock.
Then her beautiful eyes gradually focused; this kind of dramatic rise and fall from despair to clearing skies was too stimulating.
"You're so amazing!" Mu Wan'er's eyes looked at Joe Elm differently.
"Okay, if there's nothing else, that's it for now."
Joe Elm waved his hand, and glanced at Mu Xinxiu.
"Old timer, when the Fenglei Yuntai duel starts selecting people, remember to call me."
"Okay! That, it's probably still a month away... no rush, no rush." Mu Xinxiu's expression was also a bit dull.
After returning to the palace Mu Xinxiu had prepared for him, Joe Elm took a deep breath.
Being interrupted by Tian Sha Pavilion, he was no longer in the mood to continue sleeping.
A illusory portal appeared behind Joe Elm, it was the Void Domain Gate!
Joe Elm set his target on White Emperor Star. If he could push open the Void Domain Gate, it would mean he could go home!
After taking a deep breath, Joe Elm activated the Youming Rakshasa Body, and then circulated all his strength, pushing towards the gate.
Veins popped out on Joe Elm's forehead, and his originally somewhat thin body burst out with terrifying power.
However, the two gates remained as immovable as two mountains. Joe Elm gritted his teeth, unable to move the gates even a bit.
"Huff huff huff!"
Joe Elm gasped for breath, a bit of disappointment in his eyes.
Clearly, with his strength, he was simply not strong enough to push open a Void Domain Gate that could span the universe.
"Ah, let it be."
Joe Elm shook his head with a wry smile. He had already tried the method, and if he couldn't go back, he just couldn't go back.
Now, he could only wait for the Fenglei Yuntai duel.
He only hoped that the time flow in the First Universe was faster than in the Ninth Universe; otherwise, by the time he could go back, the day lilies would be cold.
Then Joe Elm prepared to go out again to find some people to farm experience and improve his level.
He didn't dare to underestimate the people in the First Universe; caution is the mother of success.
Just as Joe Elm opened the door, he froze in place.
Because in the small courtyard outside his door, those originally unremarkable green plants had now been pruned into the shape of people.
The poses of those people were all the same, which was raising their hands in his direction.
"Lord Joe Elm, good afternoon!"
Sharen wiped the sweat from his forehead. His injured ear had been bandaged, and he had also changed into a standard gardener's uniform, holding a large pair of scissors in his hand.
If he didn't say it, no one would recognize that this guy pruning flowers and plants was the former number one assassin of Tian Sha Pavilion.
"What the hell are you doing?" Joe Elm asked, a black line across his forehead.
"Lord Joe Elm must have misunderstood. What I just said, 'Lord Joe Elm is good,' is not like others greeting you, but the theme of this garden I designed! It's called 'Lord Joe Elm is Good!'"
Sharen looked proud of himself.
"Every time you go out, you can see that every tree and every blade of grass is waving to you in salute, as if saying, 'Lord Joe Elm is good!'"
Sharen looked at his masterpiece with great satisfaction, his face full of smiles.
It had been a long time since he had laughed so happily. If he could, he would rather be a gardener than an assassin.
Unfortunately, once you enter the martial world, it's as deep as the sea; you can't help yourself. If he had dared to say before that he wanted to retire and be a gardener, the entire Tian Sha Pavilion would have exploded immediately.
Now it was good, Tian Sha Pavilion was destroyed, once and for all.
Speaking of which, Sharen was vaguely grateful to Joe Elm for giving him this opportunity to pursue his dream.
"...Whatever makes you happy." Joe Elm was directly silenced by this old boy.
"Lord Joe Elm is happy, then I am happy!" Sharen said, rubbing his hands together.
"Okay, stop being silly. I want to ask you something. You used to be an assassin, right? Do you know where in the First Universe there are people who can be killed?" Joe Elm asked.
"Ah?" Sharen was stumped. "Well... I usually go kill whoever pays me."
"No, that's not right!" Sharen reacted. "What you want to ask is, are there places where you can kill people casually, without being controlled?"
"That's right!" Joe Elm nodded.
"Then it must be the Thunder Triangle Zone."
When he mentioned this name, Sharen's expression became extremely solemn, as if the Thunder Triangle Zone was an extremely terrifying place.
"The Thunder Triangle?" Joe Elm asked.
"Yes! That place is a recognized three-no-governance zone in the entire First Universe. Orcs and humans are mixed together, consisting of the three planets of Thunder Marsh Star, Thunder Sound Star, and Thunder Hammer Star, so it is called the Thunder Triangle Zone."
"You have to know, the people in that place are all extremely vicious. Killing and looting over a disagreement is completely commonplace there. It is a true land of extreme evil!"
After Sharen finished speaking, a hint of fear flashed across his face.
Clearly, for him, a killer who licked blood from the edge of a knife, the Thunder Triangle Zone was also an extremely terrifying place.
"Very good! That's the place!" Joe Elm clapped his hands in praise.
Everyone's a villain, huh?
He liked that too much. Killing is not good, but killing villains is acting on behalf of Heaven.
But just killing people directly doesn't fit Joe Elm's style. He always felt that killing is okay, but there must be a legitimate reason. We must be reasonable in everything.
"Let me think... what method should I use this time to lure them in? Should I flaunt around there with treasures, or should I pretend to bump into people on the street..."
"I've got it!"
Joe Elm's eyes lit up. For men, what is the most worth pursuing? Power, money, treasures, women.
Among them, women are the most likely to drive men crazy.
For example, King Zhou was willing to destroy his country for Da Ji; Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty wasted money and manpower for Yang Guifei, "A rider kicks up dust from the road, the imperial concubine smiles, not knowing that lychees are coming"; King You of Zhou played with the feudal lords with beacon fires for Baosi.
These historical events all illustrate how great the temptation of women, especially beautiful women, is to men.
Joe Elm immediately had a plan in his mind. He directly found Mu Wan'er's palace, startling Mu Wan'er, who was putting on makeup.
"Joe... Joe Elm? Is there something you need?"
Mu Wan'er's heart fluttered wildly. Then Joe Elm's words made her heart tremble instantly.
"Quick! Put on your most beautiful and sexiest clothes and come with me!"