Eat Little Almonds
Chapter 683 Nine Turns Intestine
It went straight in and soon arrived at a dull yellow planet, the core location of the Huangquan Biliang Slope star field, Huangquan Star.
"Lord Sequence, I can only send you here," Bai Chao said to Qiao Yu.
"Alright, I'll go myself."
Qiao Yu didn't mind. After being promoted to the demigod level, he already possessed the ability to travel through space.
In other words, even without a starship, he could now freely move about in the starry sky.
When Qiao Yu landed in a city on Huangquan Star, many people looked at him with respect.
After all, only powerful figures above the demigod level could travel through space without relying on starships.
Qiao Yu looked old and decrepit, and he had arrived alone, so he looked like some kind of profound old monster.
Not long after Qiao Yu landed, two guards from Huangquan Biliang Slope approached him.
"Senior, may I ask what brings you to our Huangquan Star?"
The guard politely cupped his fist, exuding a decaying, gloomy aura.
Although the two spoke politely, their positions, one in front and one behind, subtly sandwiched Qiao Yu in the middle.
They seemed ready to attack and subdue Qiao Yu at the slightest disagreement.
Qiao Yu didn't mind and responded, "I am Jia Nian's friend. I'm here to find Jia Nian."
Unexpectedly, as soon as Qiao Yu finished speaking, a mocking voice came from the side.
"Oh? You old man have quite the nerve. How dare you call Saint Jia Nian by his name?"
A green-clad young man with a frivolous smile on his lips held a folding fan and sized Qiao Yu up with disdain.
"It's Lu Xiutong!"
Many people recognized the young man's identity and retreated in fear.
Some who didn't know the truth asked in confusion, "Brother, who is Lu Xiutong? Why are you all reacting so strongly?"
"Shhh!"
The person next to him quickly covered his mouth.
"Keep it down! Lu Xiutong himself isn't that strong, but his grandfather is an elder of Huangquan Biliang Slope!"
"That's right, and this Lu Xiutong is extremely petty and vindictive. Someone accidentally bumped into him on the road before, and not only was he killed by Lu Xiutong, but his wife and daughter were also sent to a brothel to become a 'mother-daughter combo'!"
"So terrifying? Isn't this guy a complete playboy then?"
"Hey, so what if he is? Do you dare to argue with him? His grandfather is not to be trifled with!"
While whispering, the crowd quickly moved away, clearly terrified of Lu Xiutong.
Qiao Yu raised his eyebrows, coughed twice, and said, "Young friend, why are you being so rude? Saint Jia Nian asked this old man to come and find him."
"Hahahaha, are you worthy?"
Lu Xiutong laughed out loud, clearly not believing Qiao Yu's words.
"Who is Saint Jia Nian? During the trip to Tianhe Star, so many super geniuses died at the hands of that fiend Qiao Yu, yet Saint Jia Nian was the only one who came out unscathed! You, a mere demigod level one old man, dare to try to associate yourself with Saint Jia Nian?"
Since the trip to Tianhe Star, Qiao Yu had gained a new nickname: Fiend.
Although many people had not seen Qiao Yu's appearance, they had all heard of the fiend's terrifying deeds.
As Lu Xiutong spoke, the mockery in his eyes grew even stronger, and he turned his gaze to the two guards.
"What are you two waiting for? Hurry up and capture this fraud! Do you really think this old man knows Saint Jia Nian?"
"This..."
The two guards exchanged glances, a little embarrassed.
Although they were also at the demigod level, their status was only that of guards.
If they attacked, and the old man really knew Saint Jia Nian, they would be the ones in trouble.
But if they didn't attack, they couldn't afford to offend Lu Xiutong's elder grandfather either. They were in a dilemma.
"Still not moving? Are my words not effective enough? Do I have to call my grandfather over?" Lu Xiutong's expression turned gloomy.
The two guards took a deep breath, and their eyes turned cold as they looked at Qiao Yu again.
Then, the two of them looked at Qiao Yu at the same time, and their auras surged.
The crowd's gazes towards Qiao Yu were no longer respectful, but full of pity.
Being targeted by Lu Xiutong, this old man would definitely not have a good ending.
"Wait."
Qiao Yu suddenly stopped the two guards. He had come to Huangquan Biliang Slope to find a way to replenish his lifespan, not to cause trouble.
Otherwise, in the past, he would have twisted Lu Xiutong's head off long ago.
Qiao Yu took out the Huangquan Token that Jia Nian had given him. The two guards were instantly stunned when the token appeared!
The Huangquan Token was a token that only true big shots within Huangquan Biliang Slope could issue!
Just when Qiao Yu thought this matter should end here, Lu Xiutong suddenly stepped forward and snatched the Huangquan Token from Qiao Yu's hand.
"You dare to forge a Huangquan Token? You have a lot of nerve!"
Lu Xiutong threw the Huangquan Token directly to the ground and stomped on it hard.
In fact, he had already recognized that the Huangquan Token in Qiao Yu's hand was real.
But so what?
If someone dared to displease him, Lu Xiutong, even holding a Huangquan Token wouldn't help!
"This old man doesn't seem to have offended this young master, has he?" Qiao Yu narrowed his eyes slightly.
"No need to offend me, it's enough that I don't like you! My grandfather is a Huangquan elder, so what I say is the law, is the reason!" Lu Xiutong said sinisterly in Qiao Yu's ear.
Qiao Yu smiled kindly. He didn't want to talk to Lu Xiutong anymore. This guy was just a spoiled brat.
With a Divine Steal combined with a Ghost Eye Illusion, Qiao Yu directly dragged Lu Xiutong into an illusion.
Before Lu Xiutong could react, the scene in front of him changed drastically.
He saw a chubby kid with a mushroom haircut, arrogantly holding up a plate of dark, unappetizing stuff.
"A ha ha ha ha, Nine Turns of Large Intestine is here!"
Lu Xiutong frowned upon seeing the contents of the plate and asked the chubby kid, "What is this?"
"This is large intestine, I tasted a piece." The chubby kid answered truthfully. "I removed most of the fishy smell of the large intestine, but I kept some."
"I think keeping some of the intestine's flavor is the only way you know you're eating large intestine!"
Lu Xiutong became more and more flustered as he listened.
"Are you sick? Did you do this on purpose?"
"It was on purpose! During the cleaning process, I kept some!" The chubby kid became even more smug.
Lu Xiutong's face turned green. Keeping some during the cleaning process meant that the poop hadn't been washed clean!
"Take it away, take it away! Get away from me!"
Lu Xiutong was shocked, but the next moment, he realized that he couldn't move, and his mouth involuntarily opened.
"Teacher, please taste my Nine Turns of Large Intestine!"
The chubby kid picked up a piece of large intestine and stuffed it into Lu Xiutong's mouth, scaring Lu Xiutong pale.
This wasn't Nine Turns of Large Intestine, it was clearly Nine Turns of Feces!
But with his strength, he couldn't break free from the illusion created by Qiao Yu's Ghost Eye Illusion.
Soon, he clearly experienced the taste of this Nine Turns of Large Intestine with his taste buds, and felt the texture of the large intestine with his taste buds.
The original flavor of the large intestine bloomed in his mouth!