Chapter 560 Hangover, Shrimp-Brain Fufu

The beginning of the story is always exceedingly gentle.

Then, everyone got drunk as lazy dogs.

The fighting power of the four girls was indeed a bit weak, but there was one slightly stronger, and that was Tang Siwen.

So, when Zhou Fu gave her a goodnight kiss, she blushed slightly...

But looking at her, she realized that she was just being polite and friendly, and didn't mean anything else.

Why?

Because the kiss was quite friendly...

Not very *nütong* (lesbian).

So, after sobering up a bit, she slowly sat up and put her feet on the floor.

This should be Xia Xinyu's room.

It had Xia Xinyu's fragrance.

What was everyone doing at this time?

Tang Siwen was curious, so she got out of bed and opened the door.

The lights in the living room were also off, but there was a faint light on the balcony, and the sound of two boys talking.

It was Chen Yuan and Zhou Yu.

These two drank so much, weren't they drunk at all...

"Stop drinking if you can't handle it, don't force yourself." Chen Yuan used a goading tactic on Zhou Yu after showing off a few more cans here.

"Pure horse piss, it's really hard to drink at room temperature. Of course, I'm definitely not drunk, I can't get drunk even if I drink ten thousand cans, let's have another one."

Zhou Yu held the beer and handed it to Chen Yuan.

However, he found that Chen Yuan's hand was coming over, offset from his own.

Huh? Am I seeing double?

No, I can't show it.

So, without hesitation, he clinked his bottle against the air...

"Just teasing you, you can't even find my beer, and you say you're not drunk." Chen Yuan laughed and mocked.

"Hey! You're playing psychological warfare, aren't you?"

Zhou Yu panicked.

"You've already admitted defeat psychologically, so this drinking game already has a result."

"Result your ass, whoever pukes first loses..."

"Okay, okay, I lose, I lose."

"Don't even try, who can argue with you when you open your omnidirectional defense system!"

"It's all in the wine, brother."

Chen Yuan grinned.

Zhou Yu didn't bother to argue with him.

The two of them continued to drink quietly under the moonlight.

"Do you know who Tang Siwen wrote as her rival?" Zhou Yu suddenly asked.

"Me?" Chen Yuan asked back.

"How could it be, who would list you as a rival, Mr. High Confidence."

"Then who do you say it is?"

"It's Xia Xinyu," Zhou Yu said.

"Oh." Hearing this, Chen Yuan remained calm, responded calmly, picked up his beer, and chugged it again.

"I heard it from the girls in the class, they all guessed that way. But me, this is how I guess."

"Riddle man, get out of here."

"I mean... she shouldn't have thought too much, she just took someone she knew, with similar grades, as her opponent," Zhou Yu explained.

"I think so too," Chen Yuan said.

"So, I was saying..." Zhou Yu paused, "What was I going to say?"

"Say the extra chapter of *Jiao Sheng Xi Yu* (Gentle Whisper)."

"Right, speaking of this Gentle Whisper... no, wait!" Zhou Yu reacted and looked at Chen Yuan, asking concernedly, "Why would she write Xia Xinyu, aren't you curious?"

"No," Chen Yuan denied directly.

"Okay, I'm going to pee."

Zhou Yu didn't chase the question, put his beer on the balcony, turned around, and headed to the toilet.

But soon, Chen Yuan heard footsteps coming from behind.

"Peeing so fast, your kidneys aren't working, are they?" Chen Yuan said.

Then, the footsteps stopped.

What's wrong, pretending to be a master by not talking?

Chen Yuan was stunned for a moment, so he turned around. Then, he saw Tang Siwen standing behind him.

"..." Covering her stomach with her hand, Tang Siwen said blankly, "My kidneys, are probably okay."

"Ah, that's good..."

No, when did this guy start eavesdropping?

Just now, what did I say?

After Chen Yuan reviewed it in his mind, he realized that he didn't seem to have said anything too *xia tou* (shrimp-brained, idiotic).

That's good.

"I..." Tang Siwen looked up at Chen Yuan for a long time before opening her mouth and saying, "I, I'm drunk."

"Oh, oh, I can tell."

"Choosing Xia Xinyu is also because of a little bit of jeal... envy."

When Tang Siwen said these words, she looked very sincere.

So sincere that Chen Yuan felt a little flustered.

Just as he was stunned in confusion, not knowing how to respond, she said, "As you can see, I'm drunk."

This time, Chen Yuan understood what she meant.

She was talking nonsense because she was drunk, telling me not to take it too seriously.

"I'm a little drunk too."

Chen Yuan nodded slightly.

Then, Tang Siwen stood next to Chen Yuan, looked up at the moon, smiled at Chen Yuan again, and then waved her hand: "Well then, good night."

"Yeah, good night, sweet dreams."

In this way, Chen Yuan watched Tang Siwen walk away and return to her room.

And Zhou Yu was standing there blankly, waiting for the two to finish talking before coming over and asking with a worried face, "Did you say anything about me just now?"

"She said she wanted to kill you, you little bastard."

"There's no way Tang Siwen would say the word 'bastard'!"

"I said 'bastard', but she really said she wanted to kill you."

"Ah? What should I do..."

"Who told you to speak ill of Bao Bao Daren (Lord Bao)?"

Chen Yuan laughed, took a sip of beer, then crumpled the empty can into a ball and threw it into the trash can.

She envies Xinyu, so she wants to compare herself to her.

Tang Siwen is really quite honest.

However, this is true human nature.

Who can be tolerant of the girl their crush likes? There is more or less a bit of female rivalry in it.

Of course, Bao Bao Daren's female rivalry is not malicious. Because she just wants to do better than Xia Xinyu in certain aspects.

To make herself become such an outstanding person too.

This is youth.

"Going to sleep."

In this way, Chen Yuan turned around, went to the futon in the living room, and lay down.

"Is it a bit hot?" Zhou Yu said.

"That's right, it's cold to sleep on the floor without the air conditioner on heating mode. With the heating on, it's a bit hot," Chen Yuan said.

"It's freaking hot."

"Then take it off."

"Never mind, I'm afraid the girls will come to the living room, it wouldn't be good," Zhou Yu said.

"Then I'll take it off." Chen Yuan didn't think much, took off his long sleeves, bared his torso, covered himself with a small blanket, and said to Zhou Yu, "They're all drunk, I don't know when they'll wake up. I wake up at 6:30 in the morning, who can be earlier than me?"

"Never mind, I'll just wear long sleeves."

Zhou Yu was mainly hot down below because he was wearing pants, his upper body was fine.

"Okay, going to sleep then."

"Good night, brother."

"You're so disgusting, brother, *mua* (kiss sound)."

"You too, you old devil."

After greeting each other in this way, the two fell asleep on the futon.

Although Chen Yuan was the host, since there were girls, it was no problem for the girls to sleep in the beds.

Of course, it wouldn't be impossible to squeeze in a bit.

Chen Yuan, Xia Xinyu, and He Sijiao could barely fit on the big bed in the master bedroom.

Forget it, no need.

Before going to sleep, Chen Yuan also took out his phone and set the alarm, so he wouldn't be misunderstood for fighting Zhou Yu naked last night if he missed the alarm in the morning.

The urge to pee came...

His cheeks were also slightly flushed.

Some bad feelings were happening to him.

The feeling of a hangover is really bad.

There was nothing he could do, his luck was always bad when playing the King's Game, and he drank a lot of alcohol, almost the most among the girls.

Dizzy and groggy, Zhou Fu sat up from the bed, rubbed her forehead, and now her sleeves were drooping, exposing her shoulder, looking a bit disheveled, like she had been ravished...

However, when she saw Tang Siwen next to her, she knew that probably wasn't the case.

If it was her, it was likely that she had been ravished by her.

Gotta pee.

Zhou Fu rubbed the corners of her eyes, tidied up her clothes, put on her slippers, turned on the flashlight on her phone, and pushed open the door.

However, what came into her eyes...

Was flesh, was abs, was a half-naked man!

Why was Chen Yuan sleeping naked?

*Siliu siliu siliu* (onomatopoeia for slurping).

Zhou Fu suddenly had an idea.

Of course, it wasn't that she had any strange desires for this naked man.

After shining the flashlight on him a bit, she found that Zhou Yu next to him was sleeping on his side, but this guy was dressed.

Now it was very clear.

But seeing him frowning, probably because the light was too bright, Zhou Fu quickly turned off the flashlight.

Should I take a picture...

Forget it, it's enough for me to ship the couple in my heart, I shouldn't do this immoral thing.

Ah, today's energy is full.

Not bad, not bad.

Then I'll go to the toilet.

In this way, Zhou Fu went to the bathroom. But there was no way, because she couldn't see clearly, she turned on the light.

Chen Yuan, who was already feeling a bit uncomfortable from the flashlight earlier, was now directly woken up.

Did someone go to the bathroom?

Chen Yuan turned his head.

And saw someone walking out.

Although his eyesight wasn't very good at night, he could still tell that this was a 58 kg (116 lb) silhouette.

And the other party was walking towards him.

So, Chen Yuan pretended to be asleep.

Then, he secretly squinted to observe...

It might be a bit immoral for others to do, but I am this kid's mother, isn't sleeping without clothes just to be seen by others? Who are you showing off to!

So, Zhou Fu couldn't help it.

She'd save it for later to threaten Chen Yuan, to warn Chen Yuan 'You wouldn't want...'

Or, it wouldn't be impossible for me to create some manga with myself as the source material.

Okay, let's do it.

So Zhou Fu directly took out her phone and turned on night mode.

There would be a flash for a moment, but it would be fine if she ran away quickly after taking the picture.

So, she prepared to press the shutter.

At this moment, Chen Yuan directly got up, grabbed her wrist, and snatched the phone away: "I caught the pervert, Zhou Fu."

"..." Zhou Fu was stunned, seeing that she was directly discovered, she quickly explained, "No, I was just about to take the picture, I haven't succeeded yet, I'm not lying to you."

"I'll check first."

Chen Yuan didn't indulge her and started looking in the phone's photo album.

And as everyone knows, you can't mess with the phone of a *fünü* (BL fan).

"Hey, don't!"

So, Zhou Fu, who was shorter than Chen Yuan, jumped up to snatch his phone.

And Chen Yuan, with one hand pressing her head down and one hand raising his phone, began to flip through the album.

"There are selfies, don't look..."

There was no way, Zhou Fu could only cling to Chen Yuan.

"It seems like there really isn't a sneaky picture of me."

"I told you, give me back the phone..."

Before Zhou Fu could finish speaking, suddenly, the living room lit up.

Then, Xia Xinyu stood at the door, staring blankly at the two of them.

At this time, both of them were dumbfounded.

Especially since Chen Yuan was still naked, and Zhou Fu was still fighting over his phone...

It was like they were secretly doing something bad at night.

"Listen to my explanation!" Zhou Fu was scared silly at the time, and quickly waved her hand, "I didn't take off his clothes, and I didn't ask him to take them off, this is complicated, but we really didn't..."

"Huh?" Xia Xinyu tilted her head, not understanding the situation at all, "Chen Yuan, what are you doing with Zhou Fu's phone?"

"Listen to me." So, Chen Yuan explained, "I was hot, so I slept naked. Then this Zhou Fu, after coming out, saw me sleeping naked, with Zhou Yu next to me, and thought about taking a sneaky picture of my nude photo to get an online loan..."

"It's not to get an online loan!"

"Then what is it?"

"...It is to get an online loan." How could Zhou Fu be embarrassed to admit that she was a *fünü* (BL fan)?

"And then I caught her," Chen Yuan said.

"I see..." Xia Xinyu understood, but felt that they were still a little close, so she asked, "And then?"

"I was just about to take the picture, but I haven't succeeded," Chen Yuan quickly returned the phone to Zhou Fu and kept his distance.

Chen Yuan said: "That's how it is..."

"What are you doing?" Zhou Yu covered his head directly with the blanket, complaining, "It's so bright."

"Then turn off the lights, Zhou Yu wants to sleep," Zhou Fu said.

So, this farce ended like this.

And Chen Yuan also put on his clothes.

Damn it, avoid suspicion, I won't take it off even if it's hot.

"Almost ruined my reputation," Chen Yuan said.

"Hmph, you too."

After Fu and Yuan insulted each other, the fight ended.

"Good night, Yuan, sleep early."

Finding that everything was fine, Xia Xinyu greeted Chen Yuan and went back to her bedroom.

Time to sleep, time to sleep.

Finally, Chen Yuan, who was a little drunk, couldn't resist the sleepiness and fell asleep like this.

In a daze, he seemed to hear the sound of the alarm clock.

But it was gone quickly.

This sleep became deeper and deeper...

No, it's so heavy, really heavy.

Feeling a pressure, Chen Yuan struggled to open his eyes.

Then, he saw Tang Siwen kneeling next to him, pressing a watermelon on him...

"You lost." The moment Chen Yuan woke up, He Sijiao pointed a V-sign at Tang Siwen with great joy.

"I lost." Tang Siwen lowered her head, a little discouraged.

"So, what are you doing?"

Looking at the dozens of things on his body, books, pencil cases, dolls, small hair dryers, small fans, watermelons... etc., Chen Yuan was dumbfounded.

(He Sijiao and Tang Siwen are playing a game of stacking things on Chen Yuan, whoever wakes him up loses...)

"Are you awake? Time for breakfast."

"A beautiful girl's loving breakfast."

Following the sound, Chen Yuan slowly turned his head and saw Xia Xinyu and Zhou Fu, wearing aprons, cooking a delicious breakfast in front of the stove.

Zhou Fu was wearing his apron, and her chest was pushed up really exaggeratedly.

"I'll cut the watermelon."

Tang Siwen stood up and took the watermelon off Chen Yuan's body.

"Then I'll clean the table." He Sijiao also went to find something she could do.

"Then I'll lick my face and eat."

Clearly all hungover, but Chen Yuan, who was the last to wake up, rubbed his forehead and adapted to the position of an idle person.

The first ray of sunshine in the morning shone into the Chen's house, and everyone was eating noodles made by Xinyu on the last day of the year...

(End of chapter)