Online: I want to kiss you to death, hug you to death, and rub myself against your legs crazily.

Offline: The weather is so hot today, haha...

When he realized his own incompetence, Tang Jian remembered his mother's mockery, which turned out to be true.

Although he had always been the class clown, doing absurd things and bringing joy to everyone, when he met a girl alone...

I'm useless.

But fortunately, the wingman move from that playboy earlier allowed Yin Yu to take his hand...

But this, it's so humiliating.

As a man, I feel like I've lost my dignity!

No, I have to get my swagger back.

"Do you want milk tea?" Tang Jian asked proactively as they passed a milk tea shop.

"Whatever you like." Yin Yu said with a smile.

"Okay, then I'll go..." He realized that wasn't right, so he took her hand and said, "Then let's wait for the milk tea together."

Don't be a clown, but don't be a simp either.

When you're in love, stand up for yourself!

"Okay."

The two of them went to a milk tea shop. After ordering, they sat down at a table.

At this time, it would be most awkward to just play on their phones. He should proactively find a topic, but what kind of topic could he say that would make her think he was interesting, or 'valuable'?

I want to see you.

Using a canned pickup line gets zero points!

Wait.

Although using a canned pickup line gets zero points, what about adapting it?

"I miss you so much." Looking into Yin Yu's eyes, Tang Jian suddenly became a little serious, and then said happily, "When I heard you were coming... when you were coming to Xia Hai to play, I was stunned, and then I was especially happy."

"Silly, I came to see you." Yin Yu didn't hide it, she said generously.

As expected of Ms. No Sugar, her ninja way is to say what's on her mind.

"Then I'm even happier." Tang Jian had already been hooked, and the previous awkwardness and unnaturalness had disappeared, replaced by the purest enjoyment.

This is the ambiguous stage of love.

Absolutely pure.

"But I'm happiest that you actually did it." Yin Yu raised her head and said with relief.

"Did what?" Tang Jian didn't quite understand.

"I told some friends, not the classmates who came with me today, of course. I said that you and I agreed to go to Hai Dong University together, but they didn't believe it, they thought you were just doing it on a whim and wouldn't have such perseverance. So when I heard that you were 12th in the province in the art exam... I felt so proud."

No Sugar wasn't kidding, this feeling was very special, very satisfying.

If you don't understand, you can think of it this way.

A girl with average grades is chasing you, and for you, she works hard, improves her score by more than a hundred points, just to go to the same school as you. If this were bragged about among classmates, she would be someone everyone looks up to for the rest of her life.

Rather than a rebellious female thug chasing you, clinging to you.

For this kind of thing, everyone will only say behind your back: Your wife, your wife.

"But the results haven't come out yet, so it's hard to say." Tang Jian said.

"Don't worry." Holding Tang Jian's hand, No Sugar said with a smile, "I wanted us to work hard for each other before. Now you've already worked hard to this point. So, even if I can't get into Hai Dong University, I'll go to the same school as you. Even if it's slightly worse."

"..." Hearing this, Tang Jian was so moved that he wanted to cry.

How did such a good girl end up with me?

Is this science fiction?

Mr. Liu, when will your new work be released on Qidian?

"What's wrong? Why aren't you talking?" No Sugar raised her finger and poked Tang Jian's face. "Poke, poke."

"You're so good, I don't know what to say." Tang Jian said.

"Then take me out and have fun." No Sugar said with a smile, "When I come here to go to school, I'll be in a new place, and I'll only have you. If you don't want to be with me, then I... then I..."

"I won't do that." Thinking of this, Tang Jian said very seriously, "I'll take good care of you, and I won't let you feel bored."

"You haven't heard me say what I'll do." No Sugar said with a chuckle.

"Then you?" Tang Jian asked in confusion.

"If you get tired of me, and I come here alone..." No Sugar said with a pitiful look in her big eyes, "Then I'll have to run home alone."

"Absolutely not, I definitely won't let you be sad here." Tang Jian was now firmly tied down by No Sugar, and said with particular devotion, "Of course, if you're ever unhappy, you must tell me, don't suddenly take the train home alone..."

"I won't if you're good to me." No Sugar interrupted Tang Jian, and said very gently.

"Yeah, I definitely will." Tang Jian promised seriously.

Looking at his serious appearance, No Sugar was a little amused, and joked, "If you were more astute, or had more girlfriends, you would have seen that I'm PUA-ing you."

No Sugar said it quite bluntly, but Tang Jian didn't take it to heart, and said with a faint smile, "When you're in love, it's only right to be good to girls."

Especially since she traveled all the way here to see him.

Any more neglect or cold violence, and would he even be human?

"You're so right." Yin Yu smiled happily, then leaned on the table, looked at Tang Jian with her eyes, perhaps because there were people nearby, she was a little embarrassed, so she said softly, "It's only right for girls to be good to boys too..."

She's so smooth!

Mom, you really have to learn to swim yourself this time!

I'm definitely going to marry her!

"Oh, the milk tea is ready, I'll go get it."

At this time, Tang Jian got up and walked to the front desk to get the milk tea for the two of them.

Tang Jian likes to drink something refreshing, so he ordered watermelon juice.

And Ms. No Sugar's drink was very sugary, like drinking porridge, a cheese milk cap with grapes, which looked a little greasy.

But on closer thought, girls seem to be like this.

Even Zhou Fu, who claims to be on a diet, always orders that super greasy milk tea whenever she goes out with everyone.

This must be the difference in the physical structure of boys and girls.

"Your cup looks so delicious, can I have a taste?" No Sugar looked at Tang Jian, who was holding the straw, and asked.

"Sure."

Tang Jian quickly let go and handed the milk tea over. But No Sugar didn't take it.

She just used one hand to lift the long hair by her ear, and then lowered her head, holding the straw demurely and elegantly, and then her mouth moved slightly, drinking the watermelon juice...

At this distance, her pink and tender face was close at hand.

I really want to kiss her!

"Hmm, delicious." After drinking the watermelon juice, No Sugar raised her head and continued to drink her own.

And Tang Jian looked at the faint pink on the straw, and No Sugar's pink lips...

If he were to take a sip, the chemical content would be off the charts, and he would G right then and there!

Just kidding, let's take a natural sip, don't react too much, I'm the one who's going to eat No Sugar's lips.

Tang Jian drank his watermelon juice, and then felt the soft fragrance of No Sugar's lips.

This lipstick smells pretty sweet.

This is the aura of No Sugar.

No, it's pure sugar.

She's clearly a super sweet girl, but she insists on being called No Sugar...

Her online name is No Sugar!

And who would keep calling someone's online name as their real name!

But it's also because the name No Sugar is cute, if it were Oleander, it would feel very strange.

"Do you want to drink mine?" No Sugar asked.

"Ah? Okay."

After No Sugar's invitation, Tang Jian also tasted her milk tea.

Ah, it's really greasy.

But this is the taste of love.

Awesome.

"Shall we continue to stroll around?" No Sugar said.

"Yeah, let's go."

After staying in the milk tea shop for a while, the two continued to stroll around the mall.

While passing by a snack stand, No Sugar stopped. "I want to eat this, what about you?"

"Whatever you like..."

Seeing that she wanted to eat, Tang Jian was about to order. But at this time, No Sugar took the initiative to scan the code and place the order, without specifically saying 'I'll treat you'.

Tang Jian understood. This is like how, after he treats her to milk tea, she will intentionally or unintentionally treat him back with something of roughly equal value.

And this is a consumption method that is more intimate than AA, but also very considerate of the other person's feelings!

Tang Jian really didn't expect that he had fought with little fairy female fists on the internet for so long, and as the vanguard of male fists, he once thought that there were no truly independent women in China, but he actually met such a girl in his life!

Damn, he thought he would marry a fool who thinks 'independent women don't need to be financially independent', but the reality is that all the good women are ending up with him!

Mr. Liu, your new book on Qidian is a hit, everyone loves it!

It has to be said that the poor Tomcat has now been trained by Ms. No Sugar into a self-brainwashing little simp.

But, isn't it also a kind of gentleness for a girl to put her heart into coaxing a boy?

Such a girl is not a green tea at all.

She's a little darling that everyone loves!

"I'll let you try the first bite to test for poison."

After the boneless chicken feet were made, No Sugar took them to Tang Jian, then picked one up with chopsticks, held it in front of him, and said jokingly.

Tang Jian lowered his head and took a bite.

Eh, delicious!

"There's no poison, feel free to eat." Tang Jian said.

"Then help me carry the milk tea."

"Okay."

Tang Jian carried the milk tea for No Sugar, and No Sugar walked and ate like this.

At this moment, the two were quite relaxed, just like ordinary long-distance couples meeting.

The initial awkwardness was also gone.

My girlfriend is so cute.

"Shall we go eat?" Tang Jian said.

"Now? We could, but I'm not very..." No Sugar said halfway, seeing a scan code Migu karaoke room in front, "It's been a long time since I heard you sing, I want to hear you."

"This..." Tang Jian paused, then nodded and said, "Okay."

How should he explain the KTV party tonight...

Forget it, he'll talk about it later.

Brothers are like limbs, women are like clothes.

So, isn't this easy to choose?

You can go out without limbs, but you must have clothes.

After throwing away the empty snack box, wiping her mouth with a napkin, and touching up her lipstick, the two went to the Migu karaoke room.

"I'll scan the code." No Sugar took the initiative to say.

"No, no, I'll do it. After all, you came to see me, so I should be a good host." Tang Jian said.

"Okay, then." No Sugar accepted directly, without arguing.

She didn't want to give Tang Jian the impression that it was natural for her to spend his money, but a guy who takes the initiative at this time also shows that he is a generous person.

Her impression of him would get better too.

Everyone is now saying that men and women should be equal. But in reality, it's not that strict.

If the other person doesn't take this kind of thing for 'granted', then most boys are actually willing to spend money on a girl.

"It's scanned, what do you want to sing?" Tang Jian asked proactively, sitting on the chair.

"I want to hear you sing." No Sugar said, "Our little artist has been in training for half a year, has he gotten better?"

Our little artist!

I'm a little artist!

Wuwuwu, I'm a little artist.

"The training is mainly in piano... I haven't sung much, but since you want to hear it, then I'll pick a song." Tang Jian was a little confident after being praised, and said quite handsomely.

"Okay, then let's have 'Insomnia'."

"Damn, Honkai."

"Heh, you're making fun of us Honkai players again?" No Sugar said sarcastically, with her arms crossed, "You don't know how to sing it, do you?"

"Just kidding, look what's on my phone."

"...Honkai Impact 3?" No Sugar tilted her head.

"Although I haven't played it, I've heard it a few times, so it should be no problem."

After showing off, Tang Jian directly selected the song and turned off the original vocals.

And as expected, even if Tang Jian wasn't a Honkai player, he could sing the song quite well. No Sugar sat next to him, clapping along with the beat, always with a smile on her face. "My best friend has always wanted to see you sing, I've been bragging to her about it."

Should he ask her to come tonight...

Tang Jian didn't say those words.

He didn't have to worry about No Sugar being unwilling.

But those dogs would definitely embarrass her...

"Okay, it's your turn, pick a song." Tang Jian said to No Sugar.

"What do you want to hear? Cute, or..." With her big eyes blinking, No Sugar looked at Tang Jian, selling her cuteness without restraint, "Super cute?"

Oh no...

Right now, she's super cute.

Looking at No Sugar in front of him, Tang Jian was like a volcano about to erupt, and he was a little overwhelmed.

Why, is she so cute?

"You're already cute enough like this..."

Gazing at No Sugar, Tang Jian said these words from the bottom of his heart.

No Sugar's face also flushed.

Just like that, she looked up at Tang Jian...

And then, in the next second, Tang Jian directly held her face, and accurately leaned in towards her lips...

But just as they were about to touch, he suddenly stopped.

What if she calls the police...

Obviously, No Sugar didn't plan to call the police.

After pursing her lips, a gentle smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she closed her eyes...

At his pleasure.

(End of chapter)