Chapter 114 Dog Language

What the hell was Yu Zi barking about just now?
It was indeed barking, because Chen Yuan heard the "woof woof" sounds, but for some reason, when they entered his ears, they turned into Mandarin in Yu Zi's voice.
It was like simultaneous interpreting.
No, it was even more natural than that.
It was as if Yu Zi was really speaking human language.
"Try saying another sentence?" Chen Yuan pointed at Yu Zi, trying to communicate.
"Why are you angry again..."
Seeing Chen Yuan's serious expression, Yu Zi tensed up slightly, lowered its head and whimpered softly, which, when spoken from its mouth, turned into a helpless incomprehension.
And it was in Mandarin.
Seriously, am I your girlfriend? Asking me why you're suddenly angry again?
What's with that attitude, Yu Zi?
Damn, it's even more like a capricious girlfriend!
"Damn, you can really talk now!" Chen Yuan suddenly realized what this week's superpower was.
The ability to understand animals.
No, all he could confirm right now was that he could understand dogs.
Moreover, it seemed to be one-sided; the other party couldn't understand him.
After all, it was still staring at him with a blank expression.
"Stupid, come here."
Chen Yuan waved at the dog with a smile, looking especially gentle.
"Coming, coming!" The dog whined twice, then climbed onto him, its tail wagging like a helicopter propeller, looking quite happy.
Sure enough, it could only understand tone.
One-sidedly hearing dog language, huh...
Could he use it like this?
Thinking, Chen Yuan activated his Heart's Voice.
Martial Soul Fusion skill!
Before, when listening to Yu Zi's inner thoughts, he only heard punctuated "woof woof" sounds. Now that he could understand dog language, wouldn't he know everything it was thinking?
"..." Chen Yuan's body tensed up at what he heard, and he retracted his hand in shock, looking at the seemingly delicate and cute, but actually extremely perverted little wooden structure.
From now on, Chen Yuan automatically sealed the ability to listen to the dog's Heart's Voice.
A degenerate is a degenerate; too vulgar!
Wait, Yu Zi, did you check my browsing history?
But this ability, besides being fun, doesn't seem to have much use.
For Chen Yuan as a child, it could be a whole day's entertainment.
But he's already grown up, this kind of...
"My skin is itchy, I really want to get my butt spanked."
Sitting on the ground, Yu Zi started scratching its butt with its paws, rubbing against the ground, with an expression that craved more...
"So horny."
Chen Yuan was a little embarrassed by the vulgar lines. When he thought that Yu Zi was a girl, and might even transform, it made him feel...
So disgusting.
Would there really be people interested in a voluptuous dog girl?
Anyway, he's completely not interested. Dogs are fine as they are; it would be a pity if they turned into humans, unless they only transformed halfway, keeping the beast ears and fur... Just to be clear, he's not a furry.
"Anyway, I'm not going to spank your butt; don't even think about it."
After saying that to Yu Zi, Chen Yuan went to the toilet to use his phone while relieving himself.
Then, he got up and flushed.
At this moment, the shadow of a dog's head suddenly appeared on the glass, sighing, "You flushed it away again; what a waste."
Waste your mom.
So, he's going to have to hear Yu Zi barking in Mandarin for the whole week?
Shaking his head with a headache, Chen Yuan got up, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and then went out of the bathroom to put on his school uniform.
At this moment, Yu Zi started spinning wildly in place, shouting as it spun, "I'm the fastest, fastest dog!"
As expected, his reading comprehension was correct.
Everyone else can only guess the teacher's intentions, but he's directly dueling with the dog author.
If the Trisolarans really invade, the Wallfacers should choose him, got it?
If this means it's showing off, then can't he just pua Yu Zi?
"Wow, so fast, so fast! Good job, Yu Zi!" Chen Yuan put on a smile and clapped enthusiastically, praising Yu Zi's speed that was so fast it was a blur.
Sure enough, it spun even faster after being praised.
Moreover, it lasted longer. Chen Yuan's clapping didn't stop, and its spinning didn't stop, continuing for twenty seconds before the dog finally felt dizzy and swayed a little.
"Come here, Yu Zi, give me a kiss!"
Chen Yuan beckoned it over.
Yu Zi happily pounced towards Chen Yuan, but because it had spun too much, it was like the steering wheel had failed, and its forehead directly hit the wall with a "thud."
Then, the dog fell silent.
It glanced at Chen Yuan, then at the wall in front of it, and inexplicably started busying itself, scratching its butt, scratching its neck, and muttering in a slightly embarrassed voice, "This wall, is a good wall."
They say dogs pretend to be busy when they're embarrassed.
If you didn't say so, it's really interesting.
Just then, a knock suddenly sounded on the door.
"Okay, okay, I'm coming."
Chen Yuan stopped playing around, quickly put on his clothes, zipped up his zipper, and went to open the door for Xia Xinyu.
"Morning, hehe."
Xia Xinyu greeted Chen Yuan, then bent over slightly, waving and smiling at Yu Zi, "Morning, Xiao Yu."
"Mom! Mom!"
Then, Yu Zi called out enthusiastically.
"Why is it calling you Mom?" Chen Yuan turned his head and questioned the flattering little dog with some contempt.
"Mom?" Xia Xinyu blushed and said jokingly, "Do you even know what Xiao Yu is saying?"
"Me? I'm a dog expert." Chen Yuan realized that Yu Zi's barks were still "woof woof" to others, so he smiled in response.
"Yuan." Xia Xinyu looked at Chen Yuan, pouted slightly, and asked dejectedly, "Do you see anything different about me today?"
"You're prettier?" Chen Yuan looked her up and down, and asked.
"No." Xia Xinyu turned her face slightly towards Chen Yuan and said a little sadly, "Look, a pimple."
After Chen Yuan looked closely, he found that there was indeed a small red dot on Xia Xinyu's face.
Her skin has always been very good, as white and smooth as tofu.
And now, like a plum blossom in the snow, there was a tiny red dot.
"Let me take another look."
Chen Yuan put on a serious face, leaned closer, and kissed Xia Xinyu's face, especially the red dot, three times.
"Ah?" Xia Xinyu was a little embarrassed by this, took a step back, covered her face, and asked in confusion, "How can you kiss a pimple... that's a little perverted."
"No, I'm testing if it's really a pimple..."
"So my master is also someone else's dog."
Just as Chen Yuan was explaining, Yu Zi behind him said with great emotion.
"What the hell are you barking about? Dare to say it in front of me?" Chen Yuan turned his head, wanting to teach this rebellious son a lesson.
"Maybe Xiao Yu also thinks Dad... Chen Yuan is a little perverted." Xia Xinyu no longer shied away from the derogatory meaning of the word "perverted," and once again used it to evaluate her Yuan Bao, which was really brazen.
"Okay, let's go out."
Since it wasn't early, Chen Yuan stopped playing with the dog, put on his backpack, and went out with Xinyu.
Then, he closed the door.
"Goodbye!"
At this moment, through the door, Chen Yuan heard a warm farewell from Yu Zi.
No wonder Yu Zi says this every time they leave; so it's saying goodbye.
"Xinyu, go downstairs first; I'll go get something."
After Chen Yuan finished speaking to Xia Xinyu, she went downstairs. He thought of something fun, so he suddenly opened the door.
Then, he saw Yu Zi, who was sitting at the door, suddenly stand up and bark happily at him, "You're not leaving?!"
"Sorry, I have to go to school." Chen Yuan was quite moved, so he crouched down, touched its head, then stood up, and went out.
And slightly lowered himself, with his ear pressed against the door.
Then, he heard the sound of footsteps.
Judging by the sound, Yu Zi should have gone to its little nest.
So humans are really narcissistic.
Some people always say that the dog sees you off when you go out and greets you when you come back. And when you're not there, it squats at the door all day long.
He had only just left, and Yu Zi went to its nest, didn't it?
So, those are all self-inflicted emotions from people who don't understand dog language. Doesn't the dog have its own life...
"I miss you again..."
Just as Chen Yuan was about to leave, a somewhat lonely bark came from inside the room, which was automatically translated into Mandarin.
This sigh directly sighed into Chen Yuan's heart.
Seriously, Yu Zi?
Damn it, wait, I'll find the fiercest male dog for you as your husband!
This is what it's like to be a father.
Chen Yuan almost teared up himself.
If human Zhou Yu could also speak, would he also move him like this... Oh wait, he can already speak.
After going downstairs, Chen Yuan and Xia Xinyu bought breakfast by the roadside, and they both ate jianbing (pancakes).
The bus was still seven minutes away from the stop, so they were standing by the bus stop sign eating.
This ability is really annoying.