A Snow Biscuit

Chapter 472 Su Yu Arrives at Eleventh High (Thank you to Alliance Leader, Sa Jia San Ban Fu)

Late, late, late!

I shouldn't have gotten involved in that bullshit. What a waste of time.

Seeing that the bell was about to ring, Chen Yuan quickened his pace.

But he still couldn't get into the school before the bell rang.

Then, he saw the red armband at the entrance...

The last time his name was taken was in the first year of high school.

Is there any way to slip past this...?

Just as he was thinking this, the boy with the red armband standing at the door suddenly raised a finger: "Hey, Senior Chen Yuan?"

What's up? Are you going to make me a bowl of beef noodles?

I don't eat noodles!

"Hello," Chen Yuan said with an embarrassed smile. "Since you know me, then don't write down my name, right?"

"One thing is one thing, just doing my job."

The boy smiled, lowered his head, and started writing down names.

Class 18, Chen Yuan.

Damn it, he even knows my class.

This is the helplessness of a celebrity.

I wonder if Xu Chen came to school today?

With this thought, Chen Yuan said to the boy with the red armband: "Cross my name out."

The boy did as he said, scribbling Chen Yuan's name out with a black blob.

"Write it under Xu Chen's name?" Chen Yuan asked tentatively.

But the other party didn't seem to react.

And the hypnosis was dispelled.

I see.

Imperative sentences are useful; interrogative sentences are not.

But seeing that he didn't write Xu Chen's name, Chen Yuan was a little relieved.

Yeah, how could I do such a thing?

I even hesitated whether or not to let Xu Chen take the blame...

"Write it under Xu Chen's name."

Of course, I'd just let him take the blame directly. What am I hesitating about!

Watching his classmate write Xu Chen's name down, Chen Yuan felt a little more at ease.

Then, he dispelled the hypnosis and made him forget about it.

In short, he protected Lao Mo's class's rotating red flag.

Although it doesn't seem like that exists.

Then, Chen Yuan went to the classroom like this.

Shirley Liu was supervising the morning self-study session. Chen Yuan's lateness didn't elicit any reaction from her; she easily nodded and let him in.

"Why are you late?" Zhou Fu asked.

"I did a good deed." Chen Yuan said.

"You're such a living Lei Feng. Every day, I see you doing good deeds." Zhou Fu said with a smile, "You're really my pride."

"Tsk, stop it."

Chen Yuan, who never lost in the seniority battles, couldn't take advantage like Zhou Fu so smoothly, so he played a very rough card: "Have some respect, don't talk to your daddy like that."

It's not Chen Yuan's fault.

If the opponent was Zhou Yu, he would have been able to pull off some agile maneuvers.

But facing Zhou Fu, he always felt a little unmotivated.

It's like even if he won, he wouldn't feel any sense of accomplishment.

After all, the struggle between boys is a war of one man defeating another, a war between lions for territorial control.

You can't fight with a woman.

Chen Yuan took out his English book, preparing to memorize those words that had already fallen to an eighty-something percent progress rate.

But suddenly, he heard a soft and honest female voice: "Okay, Daddy."

"..."

Chen Yuan mechanically turned his head and saw Zhou Fu with one hand on his arm, looking at him with an expression that didn't have the usual sunny cheerfulness, replaced by a 'pure' cuteness.

Chen Yuan's face instantly turned red, and he asked in an extremely soft voice: "What did you call me?"

Zhou Fu also looked at him, her gentle voice softly opening: "Daddy."

"..."

In an instant, the blood flow in Chen Yuan's body began to surge.

The temperature of his cheeks also gradually rose.

At this time, everyone was still memorizing their English words and didn't notice the two's little interaction.

So, this dangerous and extreme play...

In an instant, Chen Yuan's sense of guilt came up.

I, I didn't do it on purpose!

I didn't even think about teasing Fu Fu.

This, this is completely a misunderstanding...

But one thing is for sure, a girl like this is just too lethal...

"Hypnosis release."

Like this, with some regretful feelings, Chen Yuan interrupted Zhou Fu's hypnosis.

And she, too, was suddenly pulled back to reality.

I seemed to have said something weird just now...

"Did I say anything just now?" Zhou Fu mumbled, touching the back of her neck.

At this time, if Chen Yuan mentioned it, she would remember, and then her whole person would be ashamed to death.

Forget it, it's better not to do this kind of thing.

It feels a bit inappropriate to make ethical jokes with Zhou Fu...

"It's nothing." Chen Yuan shook his head and then reminded, "Did you give me the milk today?"

"Am I in your debt?"

After complaining like this, Zhou Fu took the milk out of her bag and placed it on Chen Yuan's desk.

Chen Yuan also continued to memorize words.

The words memorized before on the progress bar were now basically at an eighty percent progress rate.

In other words, remembering them all at once is unrealistic.

Since he can't achieve permanent retention with one try, he'll just take it slow.

Anyway, having an eighty percent foundation is already ahead of many others.

And so, Chen Yuan diligently memorized during the morning self-study session.

The whole morning was normal classes and breaks, and the breaks were the usual jokes and banter.

It's just that Chen Yuan was a little different today than before; he wasn't as talkative.

He was afraid that he would accidentally blurt out 'your father' to Zhou Yu.

Although this could also win the seniority battle, winning the game through spiritual artifacts is something that people despise, and you can't get the joy of victory.

And so, it was finally noon.

Cafeteria.

When Chen Yuan was getting food, he saw the braised beef buns on Tang Siwen's plate.

Today is the braised beef bun special day again.

Okay, I'll ask her for a bun.

Then dispel the hypnosis and let her watch with her own eyes as Chen Yuan eats her bun.

That's the niu niu feeling.

It must be especially interesting.

Yes, Chen Yuan said that others are not allowed to bully Tang Siwen.

But that doesn't mean he can't bully her.

Not bullying ≠ I'm not bullying

And so, when Tang Siwen walked alongside him, Chen Yuan looked into her eyes.

However, just as he was about to open his mouth, Tang Siwen lowered her head, picked up a bun, and placed it in his bowl.

"..." Chen Yuan was stunned, his mood extremely subtle.

No, I haven't even said anything yet.

How did this bun end up in my bowl...?

Isn't this your favorite braised beef bun?

"You looking at me means..." Tang Siwen was puzzled by Chen Yuan's confusion, "You don't want to eat it?"

"No, that's not what I meant."

"Then why were you looking at me?"

"I wanted to say something, but I forgot it all of a sudden."

"...Oh." Tang Siwen nodded, then said, "Then eat it, the braised beef bun is very delicious."

"Thank you."

Chen Yuan was a little wooden.

He didn't know what kind of eyes Tang Siwen would have after being hypnotized by him.

Because she's already a bit "Tang" even without hypnosis. (Tang is used here to describe someone who is a bit slow or ditzy).

Adding "Tang" to natural airhead, wouldn't that make her even more "Tang"?

But...

Eating the bun, Chen Yuan felt a subtle emotion.

So, even without superpower, there would still be people who would be nice to him.

Moreover, superpowers are not invincible.

For example, when using it on Xinyu today, it failed to hypnotize her once.

This should be considered a small victory for Xinyu in a head-on confrontation with his superpower.

There was another time before when Xinyu directly crushed the superpower.

Fortunately, such a powerful existence is his teammate.

And so, Chen Yuan ate lunch with everyone, and then they all went back to the classroom together.

However, he was stunned as soon as he got to the classroom door.

A girl wearing jeans, a white shirt, sneakers, and a white baseball cap, was holding a microphone, following behind a few people carrying equipment.

And her appearance also made many people stand in the hallway and watch curiously.

Seemingly paying attention to the filming, but actually looking at her.

Such a figure, such skin, and that little fragrant face that makes people want to kiss it a few times...

Senior Yu Zi is here at school.

Oh, about the interview.

Are they starting from our school first?

Just as he was thinking this, Senior Yu Zi looked over here.

Then, she suddenly waved to him and greeted him: "Junior Yuan~"

The students next to him were stunned by her greeting.

Then, simultaneously in their hearts, oh, damn! M3!

How old are you!

Why is it always you, you b*stard?

How is it that every time there's a super beauty, she's related to you?

Don't you already have Xia Xinyu?

Scumbag!

Scumbag Nüwa! What does this have to do with me?

I have a pure and innocent relationship with this Yu Zi.

"Hello, Senior Su Yu." Chen Yuan also raised his hand.

"Senior Su Yu, it's nice to see you again, hello." Zhou Fu also greeted enthusiastically.

And so, the two walked over and faced Senior Yu Zi and the others.

At this time, Yu Zi explained: "We're adjusting the equipment, trying to film a bit. After your class teacher comes, he'll notify you in person, and then we'll have a good interview."

"Then do we need to pose?" Chen Yuan asked.

To this, Zhang Pan smiled and said, "High school students are full of show effects everywhere; just filming casually will be like a variety show. There's no need for any acting."

"That's true, our class has a lot of clowns." Chen Yuan nodded in agreement.

Then he was caught by a few clowns, and Tang Jian spoke on behalf of them: "Miss Reporter, do you want to film us arubaying Chen Yuan?" (Arubaying is a prank where someone is lifted and rubbed against a wall).

"...That's not healthy." Zhang Pan raised a hand, refusing with a smile.

"Then let us go." Chen Yuan said.

"Hilarious, just because you're not filming doesn't mean we won't arubayu him?"

And so, a few boys carried Chen Yuan and started rubbing him against the door.

Zhou Fu also followed, pleading urgently: "Be a little gentler, everyone, I still want to hold my grandson..."

"..." Watching Chen Yuan being surrounded by everyone, Su Yu did indeed see his popularity.

But a personality, looks, and grades like his being able to call the shots in campus life is quite normal.

"But I feel like this Chen Yuan might be a little hard to broadcast." Zhang Pan said with some worry.

"Why?" Su Yu asked curiously.

Then Zhang Pan listed: "Second in the whole school, and he improved from 900th to second in half a year. He plays basketball very well, leading the best liberal arts class, even with girls, and won against the strongest sports class in the school. He can play guitar, sing, and is an English blogger on the radio station. He's caught thieves and saved drowning beauties..."

"It seems fake, right..." Su Yu was also a little strange. What kind of person can be so comprehensive?

A pentagon warrior.

But after interviewing the classmates, everyone really didn't lie.

"Will anyone believe this after it's broadcast? The key is that this young man is also handsome." Zhang Pan felt a little powerless.

"It's okay, just film it according to reality." Su Yu said, "There weren't students like this before, but we've encountered one now."

When the few people were chatting in the class corridor, a teacher with a somewhat square and serious face came.

"You guys are the reporters from the TV station, right?" Lao Mo asked.

"Yes, you're the class teacher, right?" Zhang Pan took the initiative to greet him.

"I am." Lao Mo had already been notified by Principal He Hongtao, so he said very cooperatively at this time, "What do you need me to do?"

Then, he was told everything.

And so, after having everyone sit in their seats, Lao Mo went on stage and said, "Haidong TV Station is going to make a program, a documentary about students with excellent grades. There are four students in total; the other few are students from No. 1 High School and No. 4 High School. And then, Chen Yuan from our school has also been selected as a documentary filming subject."

"Ohhhhh!"

"We can get a glimpse of Chen Yuan's lens and be on TV."

"It's Haidong TV Station, not even Xia Hai's, awesome awesome."

"Lord Yuan, activate!"

While everyone was noisy, Lao Mo said, "Then, a few students will be interviewed by the TV station to talk about Chen Yuan in your heart."

After he finished speaking, everyone raised their hands.

This feeling of the whole class supporting him really opened Su Yu and the others' eyes.

This is a campus leader...

How exaggerated would a student have to be to reach the point of being 'loved by everyone'?

"Then I'll choose five people." And so, Lao Mo began to call names, "Zhou Fu, Zhang Chao, Zhou Yu, Tang Siwen, and the last one..."

For the last spot, Lao Mo hesitated between He Sijiao and Tang Jian.

But He Sijiao didn't raise her hand.

"Then it's He Sijiao."

"Ah?" He Sijiao was stunned, "Let me praise Chen Yuan, I can't say it..."

"I didn't say you can only praise him; criticism is also okay." Lao Mo.

"Then I can do it!" He Sijiao raised her hand high.

Then, Chen Yuan looked back at He Sijiao like Sima Yi, scolding with lip language: "B*tch."

And He Sijiao also moved her lips, retorting: "Scumbag."

Wait, why are you calling me a scumbag?

Chen Yuan was a little puzzled.

Because He Sijiao is a b*tch, so if he calls her a b*tch, she'll definitely be triggered.

But he's not a scumbag, so if He Sijiao calls him a scumbag, he'll just find it inexplicable.

Yeah, freedom is inexplicable.

Wait,

He Sijiao, are you sick?

You're the scumbag, speechless!

And so, everyone started being interviewed.

The first one was Zhou Fu.

Su Yu interviewed Zhou Fu: "You're Chen Yuan's deskmate; what kind of boy do you think he is?"

After thinking for a while, Zhou Fu said somewhat reservedly, "He feels pretty handsome, and he's also very humorous. He can make everyone laugh or get angry a lot of the time; he's a very interesting person."

Zhou Fu is still good.

I can make you the deputy governor of Earth.

"Then are you surprised by his improvement in grades?"

"Very surprised, but also not really. Because he really, really studies very hard. Basically, every time I see him, he's studying. Sometimes when everyone makes plans to go see a movie together, he says he needs to go home and study."

Hey, a backhanded compliment, huh!

"Then does he have any special advantages?" Su Yu asked, then added in a low voice, "Say something special."

Special advantages...

After thinking for a long time, Zhou Fu said, "He's really filial."

"..." Chen Yuan was stunned.

Wait, interview terminated!

"How is his filial piety reflected?"

"High school students are usually picky eaters, but he'll basically eat everything his mother gives him. When he's on vacation, he'll also accompany his mother shopping. The most commendable thing is..." Zhou Fu thought for a while, then said with a smile, "He can't stand seeing his mother being bullied even a little bit; otherwise, he'll get very angry."

Shut up, Zhou Dafu!

Does Yang Junlian know about what you're saying?!

But this guy is being interviewed right now, so he can't stop her.

I should have hypnotized her.

No, the people behind have to be vigilant.

Next is Zhou Yu.

Chen Yuan seriously suspected that this little b*stard was also going to say that he was filial, but filial to his father!

So when Zhou Fu finished and Zhou Yu started, he activated Mirror Flower, Water Moon: "Say something nice; don't talk nonsense."

Suddenly, Zhou Yu's eyes became 'Tang'.

And so, Zhou Yu stood at the door to accept the interview.

And Zhou Fu ran to Chen Yuan's side happily, showing off to him: "How was it? Did I give you face?"

"Oh."

"Just 'oh'? Don't you want to praise me?"

"Praise your dam."

"Why praise Grandpa?"

"..."

Chen Yuan didn't want to talk to this idiot Zhou Fu anymore, so he watched Zhou Yu's interview.

Then, he heard him say: "Chen Yuan is a friendly, reliable, respectable, and my dearest best friend."

"..." Chen Yuan's face turned red.

Idiot! Not these kinds of nice words! Go die!

(End of chapter)