Who is Yamaji Haru?
She is one of the five most formidable women in the elder generation, worldwide.
The five women are—
Mo Xie Zhengdong, the King of Loulan from the Gao family in the northwest; Xuanyuan King Yang Xiao of Kunlun Blazing Flame Valley; Fox King Zhuang Chun of Miao Jiang Misty Town; Yamaji Haru, a ninja master with origins in the East, and the currently blooming God of War, Li Wujiang.
A reclusive master once described these five women in five words.
Mo Xie Zhengdong, immortal.
Yang Xiao, demon.
Zhuang Chun, monstrous.
Li Wujiang, ghost.
Yamaji Haru, a sorceress!
How could Yamaji Haru, who ranks among the "demons, monsters, ghosts, specters, and immortals," possibly allow the King of Gaoling to overhear a crucial phone call?
If the King of Gaoling indeed overheard it.
Then it could only be that Yamaji Haru deliberately let him hear!
She intended for the King of Gaoling to act as a messenger to tell Li Qianfan: "Kid, as long as you can deal with Shen Yun, your Du Junlin will obediently retreat."
Then, Li Qianfan, completely unaware he had fallen into a trap, joyfully advanced his cultivation with Shen Yun early this morning.
"Wretch! Useless!"
After Li Xiao finished his explanation, he couldn't help but curse again.
Li Qianfan's forehead was covered in cold sweat.
His face was pale, his eyes unfocused, yet he asked in confusion, "But why would Yamaji Haru do this?"
Sigh.
Li Xiao sighed repeatedly today.
He was even more dejected, saying, "Now I understand why Shen Yun broke off her engagement with that idiot from the Gao family seven years ago. Why she had conflicts with Du Junlin, who stabbed you that year. And why, just over a month ago, after Du Junlin and you caused a scene in Sijiu, their relationship reached its lowest point, even leading to a knife fight."
Li Qianfan meekly asked, "Why?"
Li Xiao was silent for a long while before softly saying, "Shen Yun likes you. She fell for you as early as seven years ago."
What!?
Li Qianfan's mouth fell open.
His mind went completely blank.
After a long moment, he stammered, "Impossible! She's so much older than me. And crucially, I'm Du Junlin's fiancé."
"Nothing is impossible."
Li Xiao said calmly, "Once this kind of fated entanglement appears, nothing can stop it. It seems that Shen Yun's complete falling out with Du Junlin over a month ago was also definitely because of you. This means that even if Shen Yun bears you a child, Du Junlin will still deal with you as he normally would. And the Shen family will hate you even more because of this."
Li Qianfan's pupils lost focus.
A roaring sound echoed in his ears: "Idiot, you've been played by Shen Yun!"
After an unknown amount of time.
Li Qianfan blinked and regained consciousness.
Li Xiao said, "You're still not bad."
Li Qianfan's weak voice asked, "I've been thoroughly toyed with, how am I not bad?"
Li Xiao replied, "At least you didn't fly into a rage and say you wanted to kill Shen Yun. If you had said that, I would have looked down on you."
Li Qianfan forced a bitter smile.
He didn't ask his father for advice on how to handle this matter.
Because he knew very well.
If he asked that question, his father would not only look down on him but also wouldn't help him!
He was a true man now.
A true man should resolve the problems he caused on his own.
Cough.
Li Qianfan coughed lightly, "Dad, don't tell Mom about this. This request isn't too much, is it?"
"Fine."
Li Xiao agreed without a second thought.
Li Qianfan's heart sank.
The more readily his father agreed, the sooner Sister Wujiang would know about this.
Quickly—
As soon as Li Qianfan finished his call with his father, he found Sister Wujiang's contact information and swiftly blocked her.
Blocking her on phone and WeChat could effectively prevent her scolding.
"Shen Yun likes me?"
As Li Qianfan muttered these words, his head began to ache again.
He glanced at the outpatient building again, then opened WeChat and found Ruohua.
At this moment.
Ruohua's status in Li Qianfan's heart was more important than his father and mother combined: "Old iron, save me!"
"What's wrong?"
Ruohua replied instantly.
Li Qianfan quickly typed, "The friend I told you about, that's actually me."
Ruohua: "Heh heh, I knew it all along."
"I just told my father about this matter."
Li Qianfan's typing speed was faster than ever before.
Almost catching up to Jing Ran and Bai Ziyan—
In just five to six minutes, he simply explained what his father had analyzed.
Finally, he cursed, "Old iron, how can that bitch be so shameless?"
Ruohua replied instantly: "She deserves to be dragged into the sorghum field!"
Li Qianfan asked, "Old iron, what should I do?"
Ruohua replied: "Kill her! Use her filthy blood to cleanse your spirit and body of purity."
Damn.
Li Qianfan cursed, "If killing could solve problems, would I be asking you? Regardless, she's my woman now."
Ruohua replied: "You have a point. But you can't just let that bitch off so easily, can you?"
"Definitely can't let her off."
Li Qianfan scratched his head in frustration, "That's why I'm asking you for advice."
"I'll give you a suggestion."
Ruohua replied: "Pretend you don't know she set a trap for you. That way, you can effectively avoid awkwardness. But when you're alone, use practical actions to vent your anger. That might make you feel better."
Li Qianfan asked foolishly, "What practical actions?"
Ruohua replied: "Have the subordinate prepare a belt and whip her to death! Then tell her that I, your master, like it rough. If she can't take it, she'll naturally scram."
Li Qianfan's eyes lit up.
He immediately sent a red envelope of 168 yuan.
Master likes it rough, beat her to death, she can't stand it, and will naturally scram.
Good idea.
A great idea, indeed!
Li Qianfan's admiration for Ruohua flowed endlessly, like the Yellow River.
But—
Li Qianfan thought of something else and typed, "Old iron, her skin is very tender."
"Damn!"
Ruohua cursed, "You big idiot, why didn't you have her wear several layers of silk?"
Li Qianfan asked, "Why wear silk instead of clothes?"
"A virgin, that's what you are."
Ruohua acted as if she couldn't be bothered by Li Qianfan's lack of understanding, "For us men, whipping a woman with clothes on is considered brutal. But whipping a woman with silk on, that's called romantic fun. Although the actions are the same, the nature is different. It's like Ah Q saying he wants to sleep with someone, which is hooliganism. But Scholar Xu saying he wants to wake up with someone in the morning, that's elegance."
Oh, oh.
Li Qianfan learned another trick and willingly sent another 168 yuan.
"Alright, I'm going to pick up girls. Don't bother me before tomorrow."
Ruohua went offline.
"Scum, I envy you."
As Li Qianfan sent this parting thought to Ruohua, he saw Su Ziyu emerging from the outpatient building.
"How is it?"
Su Ziyu asked with concern, "Is there a way to find a cure for her poison?"
"The 209 virus is incurable. I've basically figured out that she's been chosen as a puppet. After the current stable period, she'll become insatiably desirous of men under the virus's influence. Her lifespan will only be one to two years. To preserve her purity and prevent her from being controlled, there's only one method."
As he spoke, he made a cutting gesture with his hand.
Su Ziyu was shocked.
She quickly shook her head, "Qianfan, you can't do that!"
"I know."
Li Qianfan said, "I will strive to find the best solution. I'll take your hand, 'Wife, don't worry about this. Don't tell anyone either. Later, I'll tell Boss Pāipāi that I can definitely save her. Stabilizing her emotions first will be beneficial for treatment."
Su Ziyu nodded.
When Li Qianfan spoke again, his tone was sinister, "Then, I'll investigate who is plotting against her. Once I find the culprit, I will definitely kill him. That way, before Boss Pāipāi's life ends, she won't have the biggest regret."
"Alas, Director Dai is truly pitiful."
Su Ziyu sighed and asked, "Qianfan, who do you suspect most of plotting against her?"
Li Qianfan looked towards the security department and said, "Wang Mingshuai is the most suspicious."
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