Chapter 474: Extra: Calligraphy Club Activity Log
November 30th.
Today is the first week after the end of the forest school, and it’s time to submit the club activity reports again. Sigh~ the saddest thing in the world is nothing more than this... Ahem... Let’s get back on track, this week, our Calligraphy Club’s activities proceeded as usual, with every club member being pleasant to talk to and adorably good-looking. I absolutely love club activities... In short, everything is normal, and the activities are going very smoothly! Keep up the good work! Just a few weeks till winter break! Go, team!
[Student Council Comment: Don’t think that by writing November, you can rightfully skip the October activity report. Department Director Tsukimi, I advise you to be careful! Clubs that delay submitting activity reports will face strict scrutiny when applying for activity funds!]
[PS: Don’t think of having Shirakawa write for you! The student council will compare handwriting! After falling for it once, we won’t be fooled a second time! Don’t underestimate the student council, you jerk!]
October 2nd.
This week’s club activities... Hmm... Proceeded as usual! Every club member was pleasant to talk to and adorably good-looking. I absolutely love club activities... In short, everything was fine! Just over a month and a few weeks till winter break! Go, team!
[Student Council Comment: Perfuntory attitude, sent back for a rewrite!]
October 2nd.
Monday, Shirakawa was 35 seconds late, criticized once, hope he takes this as a warning.
Tuesday, Shirakawa talked back to the director, arrogant attitude, criticized once, hope he takes this as a warning.
Wednesday, Shirakawa physically pinned the director to the table, undermining the director’s authority in the club, criticized once, hope he takes this as a warning.
Thursday, Hmm... nothing happened... but Shirakawa, that Virgo, started nitpicking the arrangement in the activity room again... I used to not know his birthday and thought he wasn’t a Virgo, but now it’s clear he’s a total Virgo perfectionist with OCD! Really can’t help it with him~
Friday, Ise Yu and Shirakawa were horsing around in the activity room, undermining the club’s unity, each criticized once, hope they take this as a warning.
[Student Council Comment: ?]
[Did you submit Shirakawa Sawahei’s mistaken notes? This isn’t what we wanted to see! But you can elaborate on the part about pinning on the table (crossed out)]
[Rewrite!]
October 2nd.
This week, I led the club members, rolling up our sleeves to work hard, striving to promote new atmospheres, unafraid of difficulties, daring to be pioneers without seeking fame or gain. We deeply studied the famed Huaxia calligrapher Wang Xizhi’s "Lanting Xu." Shirakawa pointed out that to fully understand Wang Xizhi’s calligraphy, we should not just stay on the surface; our studies and work need to be grounded in reality. Calligraphy is a high-end art form, but it must also come from and connect with the people, not be up in an ivory tower. After the meeting, the club members highly praised Shirakawa’s suggestions and resolved to implement them quickly. Everyone submitted a copied segment of "Lanting Xu."
Ise Yu said we are all inseparable parts of the club, like a family, so why split tasks too clearly? Just let Shirakawa help her write it. Shirakawa clearly stated he does not support such laziness and severely criticized Ise Yu’s whimsical ideas, also declaring he would defend his interests with force if necessary.
Ps: "Lanting Xu" copying attachments enclosed.
[Student Council Comment: Impressive... This submission is approved... But please use a more normal style for the next report...]
[Wait, why did you only submit four copies of the "Lanting Xu"? Tsukimi, where’s your name?]
October 9th.
This week, I led the club members to continue deeply exploring the calligraphy pieces of renowned Huaxia calligrapher Yan Zhenqing, experiencing the...
(Several hundreds of words omitted)
[Student Council Comment: Told you not to use this style! Department Director Tsukimi! Be careful!]
October 9th.
Nothing special happened this week... Hmm... It’s been so long, why do we need to recall the events of October in November! Is this reasonable? The Calligraphy Club is just happily passing the days, what reports are there to write? Back when I was in the Vocal Department, things were never so extreme... Back then, there were always activities... Choir practice, solo singing practice, generally fulfilling times! There’s really nothing to write here...
Oh right, can I write an observational diary of Shirakawa? I’m really good at that, I can start from when he wakes up. Also can add illustrations, oh and if it’s an R18 version, if one day I really become disillusioned with the world, I might consider releasing it... Shirakawa’s abs are super cute! They make you want to touch, but if you do, you’ll get punched... This world is really contradictory. Clearly the gods created such tempting things, but just don’t give people a chance to act... Just like how roses always have thorns, that’s Shirakawa too...
[Student Council Comment: ?]
[Ps: Tsukimi, I’m Hanada from the student council... Is that R18 version illustration you mentioned real? If so, maybe we can trade... My email is XXXXXXX, remember to tear off this comment after reading it! Please!]>
October 9th.
October... this week... let me think... hmm, Shirakawa was late once this week, left early once, and skipped once. His reason for skipping was to eat ice cream with the director! He even said something like winter ice cream has a special flavor, is this something a human would say? Especially since I was on my period then! Absolutely unforgivable! I suggest the student council strictly investigate club activity early leaving issues in the future, especially those who lead the director to skip club activities. They should be punished even more!
As for the other club members... hmm... Tachibana Tomoku’s attendance is perfect... with no early leaves... Ise Yu Yuzhijin was late four times and left early once... but it’s not a big deal.
Asano Nazuki performed well, with a sincere and serious attitude during club activities, suggesting the student council consider overthrowing and letting her take charge of the Calligraphy Club.
Ps: Also, there seems to be an issue with your student council members, I checked, Hanada is actually a boy!
[Student Council Comment: Hmm... this submission... approved, approved... the transfer of power... will be considered...]
October 16th.
(Tsukimi Sakurazawa-style hundreds of words of rambling...)
October 23rd.
(Tsukimi Sakurazawa-style hundreds of words of rambling...)
[Student Council Comment: Department Director Tsukimi! Club activity report! Report of activities! Can you write about what happens in your club?! We’ve approved two submissions already, can’t allow any more laziness! One sentence! Heed the warning!]
October 23rd.
Today, no talk about the Three Kingdoms, no tales of Water Margin, I’ll tell the student council members a fresh story. Many may be curious, why is it that Shirakawa Sawahei, a boy, can flourish unheededly within a Calligraphy Club teeming with beautiful girls? Today, let’s tell the tale of this legendary Akihisa Xueshen, who came to rule in the so-called Harem Club, having all under his command. The first conquest required was our Calligraphy Club’s director, Tsukimi Sakurazawa, the belle acknowledged once every five hundred years, brilliant in both the way of writing and tea!
(Over a hundred words omitted here...)
[Student Council Comment: You’ve got guts...]
[Ps: Complete the Asano Nazuki series, and you won’t need to submit the club report for this semester... Remember to keep it confidential. Department Director Tsukimi! Take heed!]