Chapter 347: Chapter 344: The Yīng Yīng Monster’s Sense of Crisis
"Stare..."
A certain Paramecium Minister, as usual, emitted a ghost-like aura by the wall. Seeing this, Shirakawa Sawahei snapped, "If you’re coming in, hurry up and do it, don’t stand at the door and bother others."
The half-exposed face by the wall, known as the Whimper Monster, got a bit angry at his words and couldn’t help but jump out, "How dare you say that! Betraying a good brother to flirt with girls! Putting lust before loyalty!"
"You’ve said that phrase several times these past few days, how about using different words for a change?"
"I refuse! I just want you to feel ashamed! To make you realize how outrageous your actions were."
"Come on, wasn’t this what you wanted from the start?" Shirakawa Sawahei sighed helplessly, "Not having to plan events or having horses emerge out of nowhere is a good thing, isn’t it?"
"Even though that’s true, you still did something terrible to me! Don’t you agree, Konatsuori?!"
The Black Hearted Lolita was spacing out in front of the air and didn’t respond for a moment...
"..."
"Konatsuori?"
Tsukimi Sakurazawa waved a hand in front of the little Lolita and, seeing no reaction, exclaimed in shock, "Oh no... Shirakawa, Konatsuori’s been angered silly by you! Come on! How are you going to make it up to her?"
"Isn’t this a kind of scam? When did I anger her?"
"I don’t care, the point is you’re wrong anyway... hurry up and comfort us!"
"Okay, okay, my bad, sorry, next time I won’t dare."
"Shirakawa, can you be any more perfunctory?"
He glanced back at the Whimper Monster angrily, ignoring her, and instead sneakily turned his gaze to the Black Hearted Little Girl.
How strange... she actually didn’t start any drama this time... has she changed her ways? Or did Miss Kaori warn her?
"Asano?"
"Ah... uh?"
The Black Hearted Lolita snapped out of her reverie, and Shirakawa Sawahei retracted his hand, gently concerned, "Are you alright... do you need to see a doctor..."
"..."
You’re the one who needs a doctor!
Asano Nazuki secretly dissed the pretty boy in her heart but said aloud, "No... nothing, I was just thinking about something... so I zoned out, sorry."
"Hmm? Does Konatsuori have any worries? Need any help?"
"No need, just some small issues." The Black Hearted Lolita waved her hands repeatedly, "It’s nothing, I’ll be fine soon..."
"I knew it, Konatsuori must also be thinking about being betrayed by Shirakawa..." Tsukimi Sakurazawa sighed, "Shirakawa, look, you’re unknowingly hurting so many people..."
"You’re pushing the narrative a bit too hard here..." Shirakawa Sawahei mercilessly retorted, "She hasn’t even said anything yet!"
"Some things just can’t be said outright... Shirakawa, I hope you’ll have the sense to step forward and admit your mistakes..."
"Why don’t you tell me how, exactly, I should admit my mistakes?"
Seeing Shirakawa Sawahei relent, Tsukimi Sakurazawa’s heart lit up, "Then... will you quit the sports festival planning team?"
"Is that admitting a mistake? And wasn’t it you who forcefully dragged me into it from the start?"
"Well, now I regret it... I feel like Hayakawa Kashi might be trying to poach from our Calligraphy Club... after all, you’re so useful... hey, hey, hey, ouch, ouch, ouch... I said it wrong, not useful! It’s capable!"
"Okay, fine, not capable, just that you’re great... now let go, my face is going to get deformed by you..."
The Whimper Monster pleaded in every way possible to escape from Demon King Shirakawa’s grasp. She rubbed her cheeks in frustration, complaining, "Shirakawa, you’re getting less and less fun to hang out with... just trying to lighten the mood..."
"The Calligraphy Club isn’t a lawless place, you have to understand that."
"I just don’t want you, Shirakawa, to be poached by someone else... Shirakawa, would you ignore us in the future..."
The Whimper Monster said this with a pitiful look and gently tugged the corner of Shirakawa Sawahei’s clothes, "Don’t leave, alright..."
"..."
"Which melodrama have you been watching too much of..."
"Shirakawa..."
Shirakawa Sawahei couldn’t help but rub his forehead.
"Okay, okay, I won’t leave."
"Really won’t leave?"
"Really won’t."
"Even if Hayakawa Kashi tries to snatch you away?"
"..."
"Shirakawa! Your hesitation just now was too much! Couldn’t you just straightforwardly say you won’t?!" The Whimper Monster exclaimed angrily, "I’m not talking to you anymore! Shirakawa’s the worst!"
"I just think your question is silly, alright? Why would Hayakawa Kashi want to snatch me?"
"How should I know, maybe she finds it fun?"
My goodness... Miss Kaori’s reputation really suffered, probably due to the subconscious influence of the Black Hearted Lolita.
"There won’t be such a situation."
"Hmph~ Shirakawa, you old scumbag, using sweet words to coax me, but in the end, you’ll probably be snatched away by Hayakawa Kashi..."
"I say, Tsukimi... Haven’t you met Hayakawa before? Why do you suddenly seem concerned about her now? You weren’t afraid of her snatching me away before?"
"I... I used to..." The Whimper Monster stammered for a while and then raised her voice, "Anyway, the past is the past, now is now, who knew you’d have such a good relationship with her now!"
"Regardless, Shirakawa, you’ve already promised you wouldn’t leave, you’re a person of the Calligraphy Club in life and a ground-bound spirit of the Calligraphy Club in death!"
"I refuse to become a ground-bound spirit, that title is not impressive at all!"
"Then be a guardian spirit~ that’s a bit more high-end."
"Guard who?"
The Whimper Monster giggled and pointed at herself, "Of course, you’re guarding your best brother, me~ Until I find happiness, you can’t ascend!"
"You’re speaking as if you’re trapping me by your side to fulfill selfish desires like a villain..."
Tsukimi Sakurazawa spat, turned her head with a hmph, and no longer paid attention to Shirakawa Sawahei. But the faint worry in her eyes never disappeared.
Feeling a sense of crisis... no way... Shirakawa said he wouldn’t leave...
The girl comforted herself this way, turned her head again with a cheerful smile, and continued to banter and chat with the boy...
...
The final plan for the sports festival had been issued, and after surveys and the collection of preferences, the popularity of the couple’s basketball game was unexpectedly way ahead of the teacher-student basketball game, a result Shirakawa Sawahei couldn’t accept for a while—Couples basketball game, really? With so many single people, why would you insist on gulping down a glass of dog food? Isn’t that just looking for trouble?
The theory that every student at Neon High School has a romance brain was spot on, teaching diligently every day just for the teachers to flex their athletic prowess got completely dismissed!
Afterward, Shirakawa Sawahei calmly thought things over, suddenly feeling that maybe the lowbrow system kicked in...
After all, it’s a romance system, if it doesn’t adjust the world line to revolve around romance, then what’s its purpose for existing?
Couple’s basketball game... must keep my distance from this! Never get involved! Otherwise, I’d be backstabbed like crazy!