Chapter 305: Chapter 303: About the Fact That All the Girls I Know are Veterans of High-Speed Rail
"Oh come on, Shirakawa! You still say you’re not an old lecher! You dare say such things in front of Xiao Mo!"
"Shirakawa! Doing illegal stuff is a no-go! No matter how gentle Tachibana is, she won’t forgive you for such excessive behavior!"
Black Hearted Lolita: What? Getting someone drunk? Why would Little Bai want to get Tachibana Tomoku drunk? What did I miss?
Shirakawa Sawahei ignored the two girls’ instigation and directly explained to Tachibana Tomoku, "We were just joking..."
"Hmph! Joking! No way! Shirakawa, you’re clearly just saying what’s on your mind! And saying the two of us can’t compare to Xiao Mo..."
"Exactly, exactly... Tachibana, surely you can’t believe such a flimsy excuse, right?"
Little Transparent stood there in a daze for a while, cautiously probing, "Wasn’t it a joke?"
"..."
"No hope... Xiao Mo is already utterly convinced by Shirakawa’s words... So naive, utterly incapable of seeing through Shirakawa’s facade..."
"It’s more like she’s becoming like Shirakawa... Ow... Shirakawa! What are you doing!"
"It’s nothing, just saying hi."
"Who says hi by knocking on the head!"
"Are you teaching me what to do?"
"..."
Faced with the intimidating aura of Demon King Shirakawa, also her housemate, the loafing girl could only shrink her head back and swallow her words for now...
Revenge is a dish best served cold, especially for a girl like me... Hmm, there will definitely come a time when Shirakawa will beg me for mercy...
Speaking of which... what kind of method could a delicate and adorable girl like me use to make a strong guy lose his will and surrender?
The loafing girl’s thoughts started to wander, her face turning red as she sneakily glanced at Shirakawa Sawahei... which made him feel utterly bewildered...
This kid... could she be a bit stupid?
Given that the person in question is Ise Yu, when you think about it, it’s kind of normal. Seeing that all the girls were gathered, Shirakawa Sawahei seized the opportunity and said, "Since you two are here, sit down, I have something to say."
"Eh? Shirakawa, are you ready to apologize for thinking about getting us drunk earlier?"
"I’m not going to apologize." Shirakawa Sawahei retorted, "Though it is related to our earlier topic about drinking."
"As you’ve noticed before, I’m a bit lacking when it comes to my alcohol tolerance... I only realized today. After some thought, I believe it’s a really important thing you girls should be aware of as well..."
"What is it, being all mysterious..."
"It’s about your alcohol tolerance."
Shirakawa Sawahei glanced at the whimpering girl and continued, "You should be cautious in the future; always know your limits when drinking... Avoid getting so intoxicated that someone else has to carry you home."
"Shirakawa, you’re starting to sound like an old mother... Of course, I won’t let myself get drunk so easily, besides, I’ve never been drunk before..."
"Neither have I... Besides, for people our age, getting drunk is pretty unusual, right..."
"Shirakawa’s just looking out for us..." Black Hearted Lolita took this chance to speak well of Shirakawa Sawahei, trying to score some points.
"Yeah! That’s true... Since that’s the case, from now on, Shirakawa can be our drinking buddy!"
Shirakawa Sawahei: ?
"I was just giving you some friendly advice, there’s no need for this."
"??? That’s so excessive! Shirakawa, what do you take us for!"
"Anyway, just keep an eye on yourselves..."
"Got it... Speaking of which, who would pass out from just one can of beer like you, Shirakawa... it’s kind of funny actually..."
"..."
I’ve decided! Once I max out my alcohol tolerance skill, I’ll bring the whimpering girl over and get her drunk!
"Ah~ Enough of this, there’s still a long evening ahead. Let’s play some games!"
"Great idea! Let me think, what games would suit us..." the loafing girl eagerly raised her hand.
"How about the King’s Game!"
Shirakawa Sawahei: ?
This guy, is she planning to yank open my belt again?
"King’s Game~ It’s good... But we don’t have anything to draw straws with... Should we use playing cards?"
"Hmm... Let me check... I think there might be some entertainment supplies in the guest room... Ah! There actually are!"
"Uh~ wait a minute..."
The whimpering girl looked at the playing cards in the loafing girl’s hand and seemed to have a new idea...
"Hey Shirakawa~ Why not just play poker..."
"What do you think... about strip poker?"
"..."
Looking into Tsukimi Sakurazawa’s charming and enchanting eyes, Shirakawa Sawahei was silent for a while, with no idea how to respond...
Goddamn strip poker... With four ladies plus him here, if they really played, wouldn’t they be seeing 404 tomorrow?
The most crucial part... you’re all wearing bathrobes... really going all in, win or lose!?
That’s way too intense!
The loafing girl clearly considered this aspect too, quickly rolling up her robe and nervously said, "Sakurazawa, strip poker is too unfair to us... Even though we’re almost all wearing three layers, compared to Shirakawa, we can only lose once..."
"What’s the big deal; if we lose, we’ll just cover up with our hands! I even brought some band-aids..."
Shirakawa Sawahei: "???"
Can’t... can’t control it... the high-speed train is departing...
"Besides... we’re three against one, with one more as backup... don’t you all want to strip Shirakawa down and see what’s it like..."
Black Hearted Little Girl: crooked mouth.jpg
Oh wow, Tsukimi Sakurazawa, you do have your uses for helping me... With this suggestion alone, all those times you made things difficult with your oppai, let’s call it even!
If I can strip that little pretty boy and show it to the Black Hearted Woman... hehe...
That would be a killer move! This will be the ultimate move!
Hayakawa Kashi, the three-year promise is due, prepare to meet your end!
Gotta do it! I must partner with Tsukimi Sakurazawa this time and play strip poker!
Asano Nazuki silently made up her mind, while Shirakawa Sawahei heard it all clearly from Tsukimi Sakurazawa’s inside talk, and instantly, his face turned dark, refusing outright.
"You’ve made it so obvious, going along with it would be self-destruction."
"Minister Sakurazawa probably just wants to brighten the mood, it’s not like it would really get that awkward... Shirakawa, are you actually afraid?"
"Shirakawa, us girls aren’t afraid! What are you scared of!"
Cute Little Ise Yu: Meow meow meow?
I’m actually really scared, you know...
The whimpering girl continued coaxing, "It’s just a game, we’ll stop before it gets out of hand... We aren’t going to actually use the band-aids..."
"Or is it that you’re not confident about winning against the three of us?"
"..."
Given how poorly she and Black Hearted Lolita executed their provocation techniques, Shirakawa Sawahei smirked, just about to suggest changing the game, but the whimpering girl signaled him with a glance to check his phone.