Chapter 503: Chapter 495: Standing and Flirting with Girls
The Pure Love War God began an unyielding counterattack, his unflinching fists mercilessly pounding on the old scumbag’s chest. Shirakawa Sawahei had expected this outcome and lightly coughed, "Aren’t you going to listen to my plan? You should at least give your boyfriend a chance, right?"
"Pfft! Who said you’re my boyfriend!" The cute little Ise Yu retorted angrily, "Where’s my knife, the knife to slay the Minotaur... Sister Rion! Stop eavesdropping! Hurry and get out here! Stop pretending to be dead!"
Hinata Rion, intelligent and cautious, had no intention to meddle in her affairs with Shirakawa Sawahei, and remained silent. Seeing this, the Pure Love War God grew even more furious, "Hello... hello there... Shirakawa Sawahei! You already conspired with Sister Rion to deceive me! Did you plan this since the first day you met us both?"
Shirakawa Sawahei was taken aback and helplessly said, "What are you talking about? I have nothing to do with Miss Hinata’s side."
"Then what do you mean!"
"Just listen to my explanation first."
"I’m not listening, I’m not listening, you just want to trick me." The cute little Ise Yu covered her ears, showing a determined refusal to comply. Shirakawa Sawahei, having no other choice, could only patiently say, "Come on~ listen, what I want to say is..."
"Listen to you, my foot! Let me go, Shirakawa Sawahei, I’ll fight you!"
The rampaging cute little Ise Yu was even more difficult to handle than Miss Kaori, at least the latter would listen to people, while the former just thrashed around in his arms, refusing to listen at all.
The scumbag test has arrived.
Shirakawa Sawahei sighed, released her gently, and let go. The slack-off girl broke free, and her first instinct was to grab something from behind her.
"Scumbag!"
"Heartless man!"
"Scoundrel!"
"Ito Sei’s accomplice!"
"The big lecher of H University!"
"A bastard who thinks with his lower body!"
"The big villain who bites the hand that feeds!"
"The protagonist of a romantic comedy!"
She threw several things one after another, including towels, a remote control, and a bottle of mineral water. She even picked up a pair of scissors midway, paused for a moment, pretended to drop them accidentally, and then picked up a small canister to fling at the old scumbag.
Shirakawa Sawahei didn’t dodge, stepped closer amidst the barrage of random projectiles, and sighed, "Jin..."
"Call me Ise Yu!" The slack-off girl yelled furiously.
"Alright... Ise Yu..."
"Classmate!"
"Ise Yu, classmate... I admit to all the previous titles, but what does ’biting the hand that feeds’ even mean... I’m not a traitor."
"How dare you say that! We’re sharing a place, yet you run off to fancy another girl and actually consider accepting her confession! Isn’t that biting the hand that feeds!"
"Technically, I met Tsukimi first in the Calligraphy Club, and then I met you later in class..."
"What did you say?!"
"Nothing, just that I’m indeed the big villain biting the hand that feeds."
"You’re disgracing the entire villain profession with that title! Shirakawa Sawahei, you super womanizing scumbag!"
"Um, can the scumbag say a few words first?"
The slack-off girl panted a few times, reaching out as if to grab something, while Shirakawa Sawahei took a step to the table, picked up a thermos, twisted it open, and handed it to her.
"Here."
This damn scumbag, why is he being so considerate! As if I wouldn’t notice his niceness!
The girl was momentarily stunned, angrily took the thermos, defiantly twisted the cap tighter in the opposite direction, and shouted in anger, "I don’t want to drink the water you opened! I’ll open it myself!"
The slack-off girl’s imposing spirit instantly intimidated Shirakawa Sawahei, who nodded without further actions, watching as the cute little girl attempted to open the thermos herself.
Hmm? It’s a bit tight...
The slack-off girl’s face turned bright red, straining but unable to open the thermos she had tightened herself, and in frustration, she handed it back to Shirakawa Sawahei.
"This doesn’t count, let’s try again."
Shirakawa Sawahei stifled a laugh, applied slight pressure, and opened the thermos again before handing it back.
The cute little girl took the thermos, once more seething, "I won’t drink the water you opened! I’ll do it myself!"
"Alright then... if you want to get angry, do it later, first take a break."
"Don’t think you can get away with this!" Ise Yu warned, "Sweet talk won’t work, I won’t be fooled by you!"
"I’m not deceiving you." Shirakawa Sawahei sincerely replied, "Look, I’ve honestly told you everything from the start. I didn’t intend to hide anything from you, not even when I was going to respond to Tsukimi’s feelings, I told you everything."
"You!"
The girl was momentarily speechless. From the perspective of honesty, Shirakawa Sawahei indeed didn’t seem like the type to use flowery words to deceive girls and secretly juggle multiple relationships...
In all fairness, those aiming to have multiple relationships usually deceive both sides and become masters of time management which naturally involves deceiving the girls they like.
Flirting isn’t shameful. Saying it, it doesn’t seem wrong, but Shirakawa Sawahei, he dares to stand firm and still manage to charm girls?
Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru?!
Shameless, simply shameless! Doesn’t he fear that all his efforts will be in vain if caught? What makes him so bold to gamble like this!
Some old scumbag: ?
By what? Of course, by my most beloved cosmic ultimate intelligent lifeform strategy system!
"What do you plan to do after responding to her feelings? Have me and Sakurazawa compete against each other?"
Shirakawa Sawahei sincerely replied, "No need to compete, I’ve said from the beginning, I want them all."
The slack-off girl’s eyes dimmed again...
"Shirakawa Sawahei! You bastard, scoundrel, lousy scumbag! I hate you the most!" The cute little Ise Yu trembled as she spoke, "Why won’t you lie to me... why won’t you lie to me, why do you have to let me know... you could have crushed my hopes completely... why don’t you just do that!"
"Because I like you."
"You’re lying!"
Shirakawa Sawahei shook his head, his eyes gentle, "You’ve drawn love comics for so long, and seen so many romantic films and anime, you should know that eyes don’t lie, look into mine..."
"I won’t look!" The girl bit her lip, "You’re going to confess to Sakurazawa anyway! You’ve already decided you don’t want me... If I knew this, I shouldn’t have confessed to you... No, I shouldn’t have moved in with you, or even transferred here and met such a lousy scumbag as you."
Shirakawa Sawahei sighed softly, "I know it’s hard for you to accept, but we’ve known Tsukimi for so long, you should be well aware of what kind of girl she is. If I don’t confess to her, I will always regret it."
"What about me! Why don’t you confess to me!" The slack-off girl complained, "Wouldn’t you regret not confessing to me? Do you not care about leaving me?"
"I never said I was going to leave you, look, I’m here responding to your confession first thing, aren’t I?"
"But I confessed first!"