Xiao Yuan sent two text messages. Zhang Yuanqing carefully read the first one:
“Bloody Mary, Level 5 Saint, used to be a cadre of the Devious Eye Judge, and is now a trusted subordinate of the Gu King. She has two important methods.”
“One: Curse Garment.”
“The main function of this item is to curse enemies who have harmed her, returning 50% of the damage.”
“Two: Northern Sea Bone Worm.”
“Bloody Mary captured this Gu worm from a high-difficulty dungeon and later fused it into her natal Gu. The biggest feature of this Gu worm is its sturdiness. After transformation, the host’s defense is even stronger than that of Earth-type monsters of the same level.”
“Past achievements: She has killed two official Envoys, a Mist Lord of the Soldiers Sect, and a Level 4 Night Wanderer under prepared circumstances.”
“Listed on the official Earth Rankings wanted list, ranked 19th, bounty of 8 million, recorded as a Class B merit.”
In addition, the text message also noted Bloody Mary’s habits. She prays early every morning, praying for a smooth and successful day.
Finally, the text message evaluated Bloody Mary’s personality: "She has a strong sadistic tendency, likes to keep male pets, likes to humiliate men, and regards men as playthings.”
The second text message contained the residential address of one of Bloody Mary’s male pets.
“Used to follow the Devious Eye Judge?” Zhang Yuanqing thought of the Demon Lord subconsciously after reading the text message.
“This woman is probably one of the Demon Lord’s lovers.”
With a philanderer like the Demon Lord, even if Bloody Mary isn’t his lover, she’s probably slept with him.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanqing habitually opened the drawer, took out the Elvis speaker, and said in a deep voice:
“I want to listen to the Demon Lord and Bloody Mary’s sex tape!”
After speaking, he took out his phone and casually played a song from the music charts:
“Turning back and dancing away the fool's dreams, waiting for the heavy makeup to open the show!”
While waiting silently, a song quickly ended. Zhang Yuanqing patted the top of the Elvis speaker and said, “It’s your turn!” As soon as he finished speaking, a crackling sound of electricity came.
The next second, intense collision sounds echoed in the room, and Zhang Yuanqing, who was prepared, entered Night Wandering in advance, shielding the scenes unsuitable for children.
The sounds of smacking and the woman’s sharp cries intertwined, depicting an intense, high-pitched, and primitive symphony of reproduction.
“***, ***, ***”
The Demon Lord’s rhythmic cursing rang out, “Weren’t you very arrogant when you humiliated me back then? Weren’t you high and mighty? Didn’t you say that a lowly servant like me wasn’t even fit to carry your shoes? Look at you now, you really look like a dog.”
As expected, Bloody Mary did sleep with the Demon Lord. We can question the Demon Lord’s character, but we will never question his promiscuity. Zhang Yuanqing listened with a calm heart. Unconsciously, he had developed a strong immunity to the Demon Lord’s audio.
Like someone who has received professional training, no matter how intense it is, he won’t feel anything.
Faced with the Demon Lord’s whipping and humiliation, the woman only screamed shrilly, with a hint of shame and enjoyment.
Zhang Yuanqing listened to several clips of the Demon Lord and Bloody Mary’s audio and found that it was all the Demon Lord unilaterally venting violence and desire, lacking valuable information.
The only valuable content was a sentence Bloody Mary cursed in a娇喘, unable to bear the humiliation:
“Demon Lord, don’t be complacent. You have reached the peak of Saint level. Even if you can advance to Ruler, you can’t upgrade quickly anymore. You will never get rid of the Devious Eye Judge’s control. You will be a servant for the rest of your life!”
Then the sound turned into screams as the Demon Lord's penetration hit home.
“Alright, alright, stop playing, I don’t want to listen anymore.” Zhang Yuanqing lightly patted the top of the Elvis speaker.
Instantly, all the noise disappeared.
Zhang Yuanqing put away the Elvis speaker, leaned back in his chair, and pondered.
A Level 5 peak Saint is not easy to deal with. This is not like fighting in a ring. If Bloody Mary is really forced into a corner, she has a last resort: to take all the ordinary people in the building with her to die.
So, to kill her, it must be a swift and decisive battle, not giving her a chance to fight back.
Thinking like this, he quickly analyzed the strength gap between the two sides based on the existing data.
Bloody Mary is a Psychic. The most powerful method of a Psychic is to hide behind the scenes and perform rituals. She hasn’t reached Level 6 yet, so she hasn’t mastered the most terrifying curse technique.
Among the two major skills of blessing and misfortune, blessing has already been performed. This needs special attention.
Misfortune is generally ineffective when used hastily.
As for the Bone Worm, my Violet Thunder Hammer can break all defensive items. No, I can’t use the Violet Thunder Hammer. Her Curse Garment can return damage. Don’t end up half-killing myself.
Zhang Yuanqing frowned, troubled for a second, then his brow relaxed.
Find the right opportunity and give her a Thunderstorm Cannon directly, destroying the Curse Garment, so that the item’s damage reflection function cannot be activated.
As for close combat ability, although the close combat ability of a Psychic is strong, it is not as abnormal as an Enchanting Succubus. I am already at Level 4 peak, and with the Violet Thunder Hammer and other items, it is enough to cope.
While his thoughts were racing, a meticulous plan formed in his mind.
Zhang Yuanqing immediately copied down the contents of the two text messages. Then, he took out the Grand Luo Star Plate.
He planned to use the Grand Luo Star Plate to deduce and obtain enlightenment, confirming when Bloody Mary would go to visit that male pet.
He had detailed information about Bloody Mary and the address of the male pet, which was enough.
Reaching out into the void, he grabbed a black iron-cast star plate. The plate surface was engraved with the celestial stars, dotted with silver paint like a bright Milky Way in the night sky.
Zhang Yuanqing held the plate with one hand and slowly poured in star power. Dreamlike starlight flowed along the plate surface, illuminating the celestial stars engraved on it.
The next second, the Big Dipper, the Purple Micro Star, the Twenty-Four Constellations, and other constellations detached from the star plate, like holographic projections, condensing in mid-air.
Immediately, the celestial stars rotated rapidly in the room, creating a gorgeous star sea of consciousness.
After a dozen seconds, the star vortex turned into a stream of light and rushed towards Zhang Yuanqing’s forehead, entering his mind, and a picture suddenly flashed.
A tall御姐 in a leather jacket pushed open the door of a certain bedroom with a charming look on her face.
She was heavily made up, with scarlet lips, but her features were beautiful and her foundation was excellent, able to support heavy makeup.
According to the constellations, this scene would happen at 9:30 tomorrow night.
Calendars and times are what the constellations are best at.
9 o'clock tomorrow night, well, that will give me time to resolve the cost of the Grand Luo Star Plate.
Zhang Yuanqing looked up at the sky and left the bedroom with his head held high.
The next day, 9 o'clock in the evening.
Chao Men District, Yushui Bay Community.
Yu Mian Langjun, who had finished dinner, carefully cleaned the 120-square-meter house and sighed as he took out the leather whips, handcuffs, candles, mouth plugs, steel wool, golden hoops, and other intimate items from the storage box.
He looked extremely handsome, with red lips, white teeth, and fair skin. He was the type of thin, milky dog that was very popular with mature women.
But in fact, he didn't like being on the weak side. He preferred his partner to be a soft and cute girl.
But reality is always helpless. He is now Bloody Mary's male pet.
When he used to follow Human Blood Mantou, he worked hard and was careful, but he didn't earn much.
Since becoming Bloody Mary's male pet, his status in the Spirit Alliance has improved a lot, his treatment has also improved, he is not assigned to dangerous missions, and occasionally Bloody Mary will capture one or two orderly professions to provide him with prestige and merit. His life is very comfortable.
Except for the times when that crazy woman visits and tortures him until he is covered in wounds, there are really no shortcomings.
But you have to lose something to gain something. Bite your lip, grab the bed, and being tired is always better than working.
As for the cynicism behind the backs of those guys in the Spirit Alliance, Yu Mian Langjun doesn't care. In this day and age, there are many women who sell their bodies for money. Why can't men do it?
That woman is coming again today. She is a clean freak, so Yu Mian Langjun has to clean the house in advance and take out the props she likes.
Looking at these props, Yu Mian Langjun couldn't help but sigh again.
At this moment, a dreamlike starlight rose from the bedroom, condensing into a handsome young man.
"Who are you?"
Yu Mian Langjun's face changed drastically. He was just an extraordinary-level Wugu Master. He had never come into contact with Star Official and couldn't help but wonder if this was Star Teleportation.
But it didn't prevent him from responding. His pupils immediately turned into insect compound eyes, and keratin grew on his skin. Suddenly, his brain
turned three hundred and sixty degrees, and his hands and feet also twisted behind him. In just a moment, this Level 3 Wugu Master became a corpse with strangely twisted hands and feet and a neck like hemp rope.
"Ding! You have killed a Wugu Master, reward 20 points of prestige."
The Spirit Realm notification sounded on time.
A Youying in a wedding dress floated out from behind Yu Mian Langjun's body and bowed to Zhang Yuanqing: "Husband."
[Speaking of which, the app that I use for reading and listening to books recently is Yeguo Reading, .yeguoyuedu. Install the latest version.]
"Wife, you did a good job." Zhang Yuanqing raised his hand, condensed lunar power in his palm, penetrated under the hijab, and pinched the Ghost Bride's pointed chin.
The Ghost Bride was filled with joy and shyness.
Then she was swallowed into his mouth by her husband and taken back into his body.
Zhang Yuanqing quickly grabbed the soft, floppy Little Red Riding Hood hat, put it on his head, and waved his hand at the corpse on the ground, sending it into the Little Red Riding Hood's internal space.
Then, he took off his clothes, pants, and shoes and put them into Little Red Riding Hood's internal space.
Finally, he took out the Perfect Human Skin. The human skin, as thin as a cicada's wings, melted and crawled over his body like a liquid. Soon, Zhang Yuanqing turned into Yu Mian Langjun.
Hoo
He breathed a slight sigh of relief.
Before the action, Zhang Yuanqing had made detailed plans. Among them, disguising himself as Yu Mian Langjun was an essential scene, because Bloody Mary would pray for herself every day.
This would allow her to sense the ambush in advance and change her schedule.
But the Perfect Human Skin can restrain prayer. This item that can graft cause and effect is extremely terrifying to some extent. By becoming Yu Mian Langjun, he really became Yu Mian Langjun.
And Yu Mian Langjun would not and would not dare to ambush Bloody Mary.
After successfully becoming Yu Mian Langjun, Zhang Yuanqing glanced at his phone, and a thought flashed uncontrollably in his mind.
Not good, it's almost 9:30, Bloody Mary is coming soon. I have to quickly put on the clothes she likes, otherwise she will be angry.
Then, he naturally opened the closet and took out a set of male navy uniforms, seductive sailor suits!
A pair of black shorts with a zipper in the middle; a white sailor hat, a shoulder strap, and a black bow tie... no clothes.
Zhang Yuanqing looked down at his outfit, feeling a burst of shame, and said to himself: Damn, it's so骚~.
At this moment, the doorknob of the bedroom clicked and turned, and then opened. A tall 御姐 in a leather jacket pushed open the door.
Her makeup was extremely gorgeous. She was in her thirties, with scarlet lips and watery eyes full of lust, but also extremely sharp, with a kind of arrogance that saw everyone as insects.
Bloody Mary!
Her eyes turned, glanced at the bedroom, swept over the props on the glass round table, and then landed on Yu Mian Langjun.
She raised the corner of her mouth, nodded in satisfaction, and sneered contemptuously:
"Little male dog, can't wait anymore? Look at your骚appearance."
Zhang Yuanqing complained in his heart that you are the little male dog, but he naturally said: "Hate it, don't say that about me."
ps: There was a mistake in yesterday's update. The Secret of the Five Elements is the 19th Spirit Realm, not 0019. Guan Ya entered the 227th dungeon, not 0227.
The dungeons in the Extraordinary stage have four digits, the Saint level has three digits, and the Ruler has two digits.