"Hmph~"
"Shameless big jerk, I'm not talking to you!"
Luo Tianyi knew her man's sharp tongue too well, so she wisely chose silence. Talking to him would only fuel his shamelessness.
"Don't want to talk to me? That's simple."
As he spoke, Ye Xuan pinched Luo Tianyi's tender, delicate cheek. "How about I summon three hundred million superior genes to talk to you?"
Luo Tianyi, "!!!!"
"Ye Xuan! Can you be any more shameless?!"
"Stop right there! If I don't beat the shit out of you, you're too clean to poop!!"
Luo Tianyi exploded, flailing her arms and legs as she lunged at the big jerk. "Take this, my Nine Yin White Bone Claw!!!"
"Moon Fetching from the Water, Hanging Upside Down Golden Hook..."
For a moment, Ye Xuan and Luo Tianyi were making a ruckus at home until a phone call interrupted them.
"Ah Mu~"
Seizing the opportunity, Luo Tianyi bit Ye Xuan's shoulder. A row of tiny teeth marks imprinted, followed by a sharp snap.
Ye Xuan slapped Luo Tianyi's rear. The crisp sound echoed through every corner of the room. "Stop fooling around, it's my mom calling."
"Uh... Oh."
Hearing it was her future mother-in-law's call, Luo Tianyi's guilty face flushed slightly. Even though her future mother-in-law couldn't see her clinging to her man like an octopus, her heart still pounded. She even forgot about the super painful incident that followed.
"Hello, Mom."
"What, Dad hit someone with his car?"
"Okay, I'm coming right over!!"
After hanging up, Ye Xuan looked at Luo Tianyi. "Wifey, wait at home, I'll go take a look."
"This... I'll go with you."
Since it was her man's business, it was her business too. How could she be absent at such a crucial moment?
"Alright."
After a moment of thought, Ye Xuan and Luo Tianyi left Azure Manor and drove towards the place Chen Xiaowan had mentioned.
...
"Ouch~~"
Several miles away from Azure Manor, on a certain stretch of road, a shifty-eyed, cunning old woman was putting on a dramatic performance of staging a fake accident. Her acting was incredibly natural, more real than real, successfully garnering sympathy from the onlookers.
"My elbow! My kneecap! My lumbar disc..."
"It's over, I'm going to die~~"
The old woman clutched her kneecap, her breathing faint. The surrounding crowd sighed in pity. Ye Pengfei's face was grim, because he was certain he hadn't hit the old woman at all. He had stopped the car the moment she fell.
In other words!
This old woman was a classic case of staged accident, the kind that had been rampant online for a long time. Ye Pengfei just hadn't expected it to happen to him. Such matters were often hard to clarify.
"I told you, I didn't hit you. Your acting as a con artist is quite skillful now."
Ye Pengfei looked coldly at the old woman. Demanding money? Was she kidding?
Even though his son was not short of money, his son's money didn't grow on trees. How could it be handed over to such a parasite?
Screech~~
Just then, Ye Xuan, driving a Lamborghini Veneno, arrived at the scene with Luo Tianyi. Seeing his angry father and the old woman still acting her part, he understood everything.
Good heavens!
Ye Xuan exclaimed, "Damn it, even a con artist dared to target my old man."
"Xiao Xuan, you're here."
Chen Xiaowan glanced at Ye Pengfei and sighed, "Try to persuade your dad to give this old lady some money and let them leave. It's really too embarrassing."
"It's okay, Mom."
"I'll handle this."
Ye Xuan smiled slightly. The con artist, seeing that the son of the person she was targeting was so wealthy, driving a supercar, immediately regretted her decision. She should have asked for more. Ten thousand was too little. Fifty thousand, no, at least a hundred thousand!
"Dad, move aside, I'll handle it."
Ye Xuan walked to his father's side and comforted him a few words before Chen Xiaowan pulled him aside.
"You want money, right?"
Looking at the dramatic con artist, who completely ignored the pointing fingers of the crowd, Ye Xuan's harmless smile made her feel confident.
However, she had no idea what awaited her.
"Of course."
"Your father hit me so severely. It's already generous of me not to sue him. How about this, give me thirty thousand, no, fifty thousand."
The con artist hardened her heart, deciding to go for a big score. She had thought about saying a hundred thousand, but feared it would be too obvious.
"Is that so~~"
"Fifty thousand, indeed not much."
Upon hearing this, the con artist's eyes lit up. "See? I told you fifty thousand isn't much. Hey, young man, you..."
Before she could finish speaking, the con artist saw Ye Xuan stand up, a cold glint in his eyes. She shivered all over. What is this little bastard going to do?
For some reason, the con artist had a very bad feeling at that moment.
Screech, screech~~
In the con artist's horrified and shocked gaze, Ye Xuan got into the car and rapidly reversed it. The speed was so high that thick, pungent smoke billowed from the tires.
"Holy hell, is that little bastard going to..."
Rumble~~
The engine roared, and in the next moment, Ye Xuan drove his father's car, turning into a black blur, and headed towards the con artist.
"What!"
"In broad daylight, is that kid crazy!?"
As fast as it happened, the car rolled over. However, the moment the car sped forward, the con artist panicked and jumped up with all her might, dodging to the side at the fastest speed she had ever achieved.
"Bastard, little bastard, are you trying to kill me!?"
The con artist immediately cursed. However, she was clearly standing there unharmed. Seeing this sudden turn of events, the surrounding pedestrians were dumbfounded.
"This... Damn it, a staged accident?"
"That old lady is unharmed!!"
"We... we all misunderstood that driver. This is..."
"The times are getting worse and people's hearts are changing. Damn it, it's not that there are more bad people, but that the bad people are getting old!!"
The surrounding crowd grumbled. The con artist's face flushed with anger. She jumped up and rained abuse on Ye Xuan, "Little bastard, you animal..."
Slap!!!
Before the con artist could finish her words, Ye Xuan slapped her, sending her flying five to six meters away to the other side of the road. Her facial bones were fractured, and blood gushed from her mouth. If she hadn't been gasping for breath, people would have thought she was dead.
"Dad, Mom, let's go."
"People from the Xingxing Department will handle such parasites."
With a single slap, the two cars drove away, leaving the stunned pedestrians bewildered in the wind. "Damn, that guy is ruthless."