"You think I'm happy about this, you big dummy! I'm not going to talk to you!!"
Luo Tianyi huffed, knowing he was doing this on purpose. It was too much.
"Ye Xuan, how could you be like this?"
"Can you live with yourself, treating me this way?"
Luo Tianyi glared at her man, realizing from his tone that he knew exactly what she was worried about.
"What's the big deal?"
Ye Xuan wrapped his arm around his wife's slender waist, teasingly, "Isn't there a saying that one's happiness is built upon another's suffering?"
Luo Tianyi: "........."
"You, hmph~!"
Knowing she couldn't win against the sly trickster, she could only hmph and remain silent, resisting him.
*I really want to bite him to death, what should I do? Help, I'm in a hurry~~*
After teasing her for a while, seeing his wife's pouting, cute little face, Ye Xuan smiled knowingly. "Wife, do you know what day it was yesterday?"
"A day?"
Hearing his question, her face still held a hint of complaint, clearly not over their earlier exchange. She rolled her eyes at her man. "What day?"
"Silly girl."
Seeing her adorable expression, Ye Xuan affectionately pinched her impossibly smooth cheek. "It was the day I loved you for one day."
Luo Tianyi: "!!!"
"You... pfft~"
"Loved you for one day? So cheesy."
Luo Tianyi glared fiercely at the guy, her charm breathtaking, though only he was there to appreciate it.
"Cheesy?"
Hearing his wife's words, Ye Xuan said with utmost seriousness, "Not at all. I'm just stating the truth."
"If I were lying..."
He paused for a moment, and Luo Tianyi's eyes sparkled with interest. "If you were lying, then what?"
It was clear that Luo Tianyi had completely forgotten her earlier complaints. She hadn't even realized it herself. Her proud sulking had been instantly dissolved by a single sweet word from the scoundrel.
"If I were lying,"
Hearing his wife's question, Ye Xuan, having achieved his goal of diverting her attention, continued, "If I were lying, then I'll be punished... to be a wife-doting maniac for the rest of my life, okay?"
*Wow~~*
Hearing the sudden words from the big scoundrel, a spring of honey seemed to bubble up from the depths of Luo Tianyi's heart, gurgling out intensely sweet honey that instantly enveloped her. Oh my god, it was too sweet, too sweet, she couldn't take it, what should she do?
A lifetime of being a wife-doting maniac. This big scoundrel really dared to say it. But... she was truly happy, so, so happy.
*It's over. I think... I've completely fallen for that guy, and I'll never escape his grasp!*
"Tch~"
"If you're going to be a wife-doting maniac for life, I don't want that, hmph hmph. Then I'd be so sweet I'd die!"
Luo Tianyi scoffed, saying the opposite of what she felt. Although she claimed she didn't want him to be a wife-doting maniac for life, she was secretly overjoyed. After all, what girl wouldn't want her man to dote on her forever?
"Is that so..."
"If my wife doesn't agree, then I'll only dote on our little ones, okay? I won't dote on my wife anymore."
Hearing her man's words, Luo Tianyi's heart skipped a beat. She blurted out, "How dare you!"
As soon as she said it, Luo Tianyi realized something was wrong. Her face turned as red as the sunset, looking incredibly beautiful, making one want to plant a kiss on it.
"Hehe, of course, your husband wouldn't dare."
He dotingly ruffled Luo Tianyi's hair. "Then from now on, husband will be a daughter-doting maniac and a wife-doting maniac, okay?"
"No."
Hearing her man's words, Luo Tianyi huffed. Then, touching her belly, she added, "Later, you'll also have to be a son-doting maniac."
"Hehe... Okay, husband will listen to my baby."
Ye Xuan said this, and Luo Tianyi, seeing him comply, huffed with satisfaction. "That's more like it."
"Then, wife, do you know what my favorite fruit is?"
After that round, it was clear Ye Xuan wanted more. Since they were showering each other with affection, why hold back? It would be too uncomfortable.
"Fruit?"
Luo Tianyi thought for a moment. "Don't you like grapes the most?"
As she said this, Luo Tianyi seemed to remember something, and her face flushed crimson.
"How could that be?"
Hearing his wife's words, this girl knew him quite well. "Although husband likes grapes, husband likes eating you, his happy fruit, even more."
Luo Tianyi blinked in surprise, her face flushing even redder. That guy, always flirting with her. His inner vileness was truly rotten. How could he be like this?
Liking to eat her, his happy fruit. What on earth did that big scoundrel think to come up with that? She really wanted to pry open his head and see how it was formed. But...
Hmph hmph, it felt even sweeter.
Seizing the opportunity, Ye Xuan continued, "Wife, when we have time, shall we go swimming together?"
"Uh..."
"Swimming? What trick are you up to now?"
Luo Tianyi said warily. The previous two rounds of affection had already made her feel overwhelmingly sweet. Honestly, she was afraid she would die from the sweetness of their own affection, and that would be too embarrassing.
"Trick? No, no~~"
Ye Xuan smiled slightly. "Because then, we can fall in love."
*Wah ah~!!*
This... Oh my god, I'm going to die!
At this moment, Luo Tianyi felt as if the entire room was filled with intensely sweet honey. It was truly too sweet, and strangely, she felt so sweet she could barely breathe.
That feeling was something that could only be understood but not described in words.
"Ye Xuan, you..."
Luo Tianyi's face was red with emotion. "If you keep this up, I'm going to be sweetened to death~~"
"In that case, you'll have to be the one to collect my corpse, hmph hmph!"
*Dong~*
As soon as Luo Tianyi finished speaking, Ye Xuan flicked her forehead. "Pah pah~"
"You little girl, what nonsense are you spouting? Believe it or not, husband will spank you."
"Mmm~"
Luo Tianyi rubbed her sore forehead, defiantly pouting. "Hmph, go ahead and try~"
"Oh, little girl, you think husband won't spank you? Come into my arms, and let husband teach you a lesson."
Ye Xuan said with a wicked grin. But Luo Tianyi wasn't about to let him have his way so easily. She grabbed the quilt and rolled to the side, smiling coyly. "Big bad guy, you wish."
ps: Thank you