"Feifei jie, search 'mala tang seven times in one night' on Baidu, and you'll know," said the slightly overweight female agent driving, who was clearly more knowledgeable about crude jokes than the pure-hearted celebrity Su Feifei.
Su Feifei immediately took out her phone and searched for "mala tang seven times in one night," then whispered, " 'Mala tang seven times in one night' comes from a long-distance relationship meme. A girl travels thousands of miles to see a boy. After they meet, the boy arranges for her to stay in a hotel and goes to work. The girl stays alone in the hotel all day. In the evening, the boy only takes her to eat a few dozen yuan worth of mala tang, and then he has sex with her seven times that night. The girl breaks down emotionally the next day and scolds him: 'I traveled thousands of miles to see you, and you threw me alone in a hotel and only treated me to a few dozen yuan of mala tang at night, then you had sex with me seven times! You scumbag, we're breaking up!' "
"Chu Lingtian, you scumbag, do you want to be that kind of scumbag too? Speak!" Su Feifei's beautiful face instantly turned red. She pinched Chu Lingtian's arm forcefully with her middle and index fingers.
"Hey, you're a dignified, beautiful celebrity, a national goddess with hundreds of millions of fans. Can't you be a bit more reserved? You even read it out loud, and you said 'sex.' Aren't you ashamed?" Chu Lingtian said deliberately.
"Scoundrel, you were the one who said 'mala tang seven times in one night'! I didn't understand, so I searched it on Baidu. And now you dare to scold me? I'm going to pinch you to death..." Su Feifei said angrily, her hands starting to pinch and knead Chu Lingtian's body indiscriminately.
"You're the one who read it out loud without shame. Not to mention, you read it with quite some feeling..." Chu Lingtian dodged while continuing to tease Su Feifei with a smile.
The slightly overweight female agent watched this scene and couldn't help but think how lucky Chu Lingtian, the security guard, was to be flirting with the stunning national goddess Su Feifei in the car. If anyone saw this and knew about it, it would instantly become the hottest breaking news in the country. After all, it was hard for countless dignitaries and wealthy individuals with hundreds of millions of fans to get even a glimpse of Su Feifei, yet Chu Lingtian could be in the same car, flirting with her like lovers who had been together for many years. This would surely make countless people envious and hateful.
Later, under Chu Lingtian's guidance, the slightly overweight female agent parked the sports car in front of a mala tang restaurant. Chu Lingtian got out first to book a private room and then called Su Feifei. Su Feifei then put on a mask and sunglasses and quickly walked into the private room of the mala tang restaurant. After the waiter brought in the food, Chu Lingtian got up and locked the door of the private room.
"Now you can take off your sunglasses and mask and eat and drink with peace of mind, without worrying about being discovered," Chu Lingtian said to Su Feifei.
Su Feifei took off her mask and sunglasses, looked at the large pot of assorted mala tang on the table, and sniffed it, saying happily, "It smells so good!"
"Of course, but a beautiful celebrity like you must be used to delicacies. Perhaps it only smells good, but doesn't taste good," Chu Lingtian said with a smile.
"Then you're thinking too much. Ever since I became popular, my work schedule has been extremely packed. The company wishes I could work 24 hours a day without sleep, working hard to make money for them every moment. So, I mostly eat bento boxes and instant noodles," Su Feifei pouted her cute red lips, looking a bit pathetic.
Chu Lingtian nodded, "Then try it quickly."
Su Feifei picked up a pair of disposable chopsticks and first took a piece of tender beef. Once she started eating, she couldn't stop. Her chopsticks and mouth were in constant motion. The large pot of mala tang, enough for three people, was almost entirely eaten by Su Feifei, with Chu Lingtian barely touching it.
"Wow, it's really delicious, so satisfying! I haven't eaten this well in so long," Su Feifei put down her chopsticks, her mouth fragrant, her expression extremely content.
Chu Lingtian looked at the large iron pot with not even a single piece of vegetable left and jokingly said, "I say, your appetite is too big! I ordered mala tang for three people, and you ate almost all of it yourself. You even drank three bottles of soda..."
"It's just too delicious! Besides, I mostly eat bento boxes and instant noodles most of the time. I'm very pitiful," Su Feifei puffed up her cute little face and said with a shy, playful scolding.
Chu Lingtian laughed, "Okay, didn't I still owe you a meal? Call me whenever you want to eat again, and I'll treat you to this mala tang."
"That won't do! Next time, you have to treat me to something different and delicious," Su Feifei replied quickly.
"Alright, let's go then," Chu Lingtian nodded with a smile.
Su Feifei put on her mask and sunglasses again, and together with Chu Lingtian, they walked out of the mala tang restaurant.
"I won't ride in your car. I'll take a taxi back to the company to work. You go do your thing," Chu Lingtian said as Su Feifei got into the back seat of the sports car.
Su Feifei asked, "Then what if I want to find you?"
"Don't you have my phone number? And you know I work at Baoxue Company. Isn't it easy to find me?" Chu Lingtian asked back.
"Okay! By the way, I have a concert in Dachang City recently. Do you want to come? If you want to come, I'll save you a ticket," Su Feifei asked again.
"No, I'm not interested in concerts," Chu Lingtian shook his head. If Wang Dagang and other hardcore fans of Su Feifei knew that he had rejected the goddess's主动 invitation to her concert, they would want to tear his mouth apart. Since Su Feifei became popular, every one of her concerts had been nationwide sensations, and tickets were extremely hard to get, selling for exorbitant prices. Now, the goddess Su Feifei was actively inviting Chu Lingtian to her concert and offering to save him a ticket, but Chu Lingtian refused without hesitation. It was estimated that there was probably no one in the entire country who could and dared to do this except for him.
"You..." Su Feifei also did not expect Chu Lingtian to refuse her主动 invitation so readily, but before she could finish speaking, Chu Lingtian turned and left.
"This scoundrel!" Su Feifei cursed in frustration.
The slightly overweight female agent smiled and asked, "Feifei jie, you seem very interested in this security guard, Chu Lingtian?"
"Most men, when they see me, are excited by my beauty and figure and try every means to get close to me. But this scoundrel Chu Lingtian seems to have no interest in me at all, nor does he treat me as a high-and-mighty star. So I insist on making him recognize my strength, feel my charm, and eventually fall at my feet," Su Feifei said with a stubborn expression.
"Feifei jie, if that's your idea, then it's fine. But you absolutely cannot develop feelings for this penniless, powerless, and inconsequential little security guard. First of all, if something like this were to happen, your fans would never agree. And that super-rich young master from Beijing would definitely not stand by idly. He might even bring about Chu Lingtian's doom," the slightly overweight female agent's reminder was cut off by Su Feifei.
"Let's go, I know what I'm doing." Su Feifei's expression was displeased, but her eyes revealed a hint of helplessness. Her tone was somewhat sad and despairing.
At this moment, Chu Lingtian, who had returned to the underground parking lot of Baoxue Company, immediately received a strict disciplinary notice from Liu Bingxue.