Yuan Tong
Chapter 539 Cats Are Actually Very Simple
It turned out that the golden apple could give a silly cat an infusion of wisdom, but it couldn't impart knowledge. When a cat had the wisdom of a human but retained the cognition of a cat, the sparks that could be produced by the collision of the two species' worldviews were simply dazzling. After discovering that she could handle the problem of using the toilet and that she no longer needed cat litter, a shocking fact struck her not-so-bright brain:
*This cat* no longer needs cat litter.
Therefore, the "shit shoveler" has lost its meaning.
Hao Ren was about to die.
This magical three-stage reasoning scared the silly cat out of her wits on the spot.
The silly cat cried while wiping her tears and hugging Hao Ren's trouser leg. An ordinary cat would definitely not have this reaction because their intelligence and emotional complexity were destined to prevent them from having so much affection for their owners. Ordinary people would definitely not have this reaction, because anyone with a slightly normal worldview would not take the words "shit shoveler" seriously. However, an ordinary cat demon took this matter seriously and was sincerely sad: her emotions were just complex enough to understand the close relationship between the owner and herself, and her cognition was just simple enough to not understand what humans did for a living.
After Hao Ren understood Gun Gun's logic, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. His first reaction was to grab the silly cat by the scruff of the neck and shake it a few more times, but after hesitating for a moment, he held the other's head and slowly explained, trying to make the silly cat understand how complex humans were and that changing her cat litter was just a negligible part of human life... Life was definitely not composed of "preparing food for the cat overlord" and "changing cat litter for the cat overlord!"
The more Hao Ren spoke, the more he felt like, *holy crap*, he was seriously explaining this screwed-up problem to a cat... This problem was illogical from beginning to end, and every word was filled with a maddening, comical aura, but he still had to hold back and not laugh!
Gun Gun finally quieted down after listening for a while, looking at Hao Ren suspiciously: "You're not lying to *meow*, are you? You really won't die?"
Hao Ren was almost exhausted: "How could I possibly die... When will your worldview become normal?"
"*Meow* doesn't know what a worldview is, but Big Cat's daily life is giving *meow* food and cleaning *meow*'s toilet," the cat girl blinked her eyes, and her tail finally softened slowly, "Does Big Cat really do other things usually?"
"*Damn it*, how did my rich and colorful daily life get condensed into two parts in a cat's eyes," Hao Ren clutched his head, feeling that the value of his life had been challenged, "Does anyone understand the cat's worldview? Explain it to me."
Everyone around immediately retreated, saying that it was best not to touch this *holy crap* topic.
Hao Ren pulled the cat girl up with force, and randomly wiped the tears from her face with his hands. The latter stared at him nervously: "Shit shoveler, you're sure you're not going to die, right?"
Hao Ren didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm not going to die, I'm not going to die... Besides, I didn't plan to die in the first place."
The cat girl nodded in relief: "Oh, that's good, give *meow* small dried fish."
Hao Ren: "...Is there nothing else in your head?!"
"Also big dried fish."
"No eating fish at home," Hao Ren glared at the silly cat, and conveniently took out a sausage from his personal space and stuffed it into her hand, "Here's this... Hey, tear open the packaging! You can't eat it directly!"
The silly cat bit the sausage, filling her mouth with the plastic packaging on the outside: "Why is there such a hard thing on the outside?"
Hao Ren sighed and helped the cat girl remove the packaging from the sausage: "Of course, I usually take care of it for you. Now that you have your own hands, you have to solve these problems yourself. And in a few days, you have to learn to use chopsticks, you can't bury your face in the rice bowl every time you eat."
The silly cat ate the sausage, suddenly thinking of something else: "Shit shoveler, are you not planning to keep *meow* anymore? Then *meow* can go out to eat, you let *meow* come back to sleep at night, *meow*..."
Hao Ren put his hands on his hips, feeling that this idiot made people angry, but he couldn't get angry: "Who said I don't want you anymore, I'm just saying that you have to learn to live with your current body in the future. This body of yours can do a lot of things that I used to do for you."
The cat girl nodded as if she understood, not knowing how much she heard, but her expression finally calmed down. Cats were truly sensitive creatures. If the family was negligent for a moment, she would create such a mess.
Hao Ren looked at the silly cat's ignorant expression and still mentioned: "Also, I have to say, you have to change your address for me. I used to think that it didn't matter if you called me that, but now look at how messed up your worldview is."
"Don't understand," the cat girl swallowed the sausage, "*Meow* is Gun Gun, very good, you are shit shoveler, very good, it's not good to change."
Saying that, she stretched her head over and rubbed against Hao Ren's arm, making a purring sound in her throat: "Gun Gun and shit shoveler are together, eating very full, not cold, so it's also very good."
Hao Ren held the silly cat's head and pushed her away, feeling that this cat was not as stubborn, lazy, and headache-inducing as she usually showed. In fact, she was a very simple guy: even the most complicated cat was simpler than humans. She was just acting on instinct, so she occasionally had annoying behaviors, but after becoming familiar with her nature and being able to communicate in language, anyone would realize this guy's simple essence.
After all, she only had a head full of small dried fish - at most with big dried fish added.
Hao Ren thought for a long time and finally thought of a new title that Gun Gun could accept, and she had used it before: "You can just call me Big Cat... At least it's better than shit shoveler."
"Too many Big Cats," the cat girl blinked her eyes, "Can't tell them apart."
Hao Ren was helpless.
But the cat girl thought for a while and had a solution: "You are Biggest Big Cat."
Hao Ren was very interested: "What does that mean?"
"The most powerful Big Cat," the cat girl's eyes lit up, "Because you are very good at foraging!"
Hao Ren thought for a while and realized that it was because he was responsible for buying vegetables and carrying food home... In a cat's worldview, being able to achieve this result every time foraging might be considered the cat king.
After finally solving the cat's problem, Hao Ren breathed a sigh of relief and turned around to find Vivian and the others looking at him with strange expressions. He could only shrug his shoulders: "I have no choice. Educating this guy has to be done step by step. She can't remember so many names without lexical meaning all at once."
"But the title 'Big Cat' is indeed not much better," Vivian covered her face, "We will all become Big Cats in the future."
Lily glanced at Vivian: "You should be content, I've been a Silly Big Cat from the beginning, and I haven't said anything yet."
Everyone sighed that this girl's heart was really broad.
At this time, the data terminal suddenly flew over from who knows where and bumped into Hao Ren: "Still fiddling with the cat?"
"Just finished fiddling," Hao Ren reached out to catch the data terminal, "What's up?"
"Go to the spaceship, there's been some progress in the culture tank in the laboratory."
Hao Ren was immediately overjoyed: "The Seed of the Beginning has been created?!"
"You wish - just created some organs."
But even just creating some organs was enough to make people overjoyed. Hao Ren immediately prepared to go to the spaceship to see the situation. However, someone was even more excited than him: Elizabeth had just done two big problems under her father's supervision to clear her head. At this time, she passed by the living room and happened to hear the word "spaceship". She cheered immediately: "I want to go too, I want to go too!"
Hao Ren waved his hand: "Let's go together and see what the Seed of the Beginning's internal organs look like."
Vivian frowned: "How did a good topic become so strange when you said it... Hey, wait, let's finish eating first! We haven't eaten breakfast yet!"
After the group finished eating, they left Gun Gun at home to watch the house, and by the way, they told the big bearded man who was meditating in the backyard to watch out and prevent the silly cat from running out by herself, and then they teleported to the Kuiper Station in a hurry.
The Petrified Turtle Rock Platform faithfully executed the orders sent remotely by its owner during the docking period. It had already cultivated the first batch of tissue samples in its laboratory. These tissue samples were grown on the basis of the cells that Hao Ren took out from the "Holy Coffin."
When the group came to the spaceship laboratory, they saw those strange-looking... organs slowly moving in the huge crystal containers.
If they were indeed the organs of the Seed of the Beginning.