Chapter 496 Accident

Hilda had heard Hao Ren mention the name Raven 12345 more than once. She knew that this important person with a strange name was a goddess who managed the entire world, and a true goddess with real authority and power throughout the universe, not one of those fake gods, long-lived species who holed up on a small planet and relied on mortal offerings and worship to survive. Therefore, Hilda seemed both eager and nervous when she heard that she was going to meet Raven 12345. She tidied her appearance: "Then what do I need to prepare? Are there any special etiquette to pay attention to? There should be many rules in the divine realm where the goddess lives. Is this dress okay?"

Hao Ren didn't care: "There's nothing to pay attention to. She's more careless than I am, and the divine realm is just a big house. There are no rules."

Hilda still wanted to ask something, but Hao Ren had already picked up the data terminal and prepared to teleport. In the last moment before the surrounding scene twisted, Hao Ren shouted upstairs: "May! Remember to teach Becky how to use appliances!"

Then a flash of white light passed, and Hao Ren and Hilda had been directly teleported in front of Raven 12345's big house.

"We're here," Hao Ren recovered from the dizziness of the teleportation and patted Hilda on the shoulder to bring her back to her senses, then turned to point in the direction of the mansion, "This is where Rav... Holy crap?"

The two of them stared dumbfounded at the scene before them: the luxurious white and blue mansion was completely unrecognizable. Its front exterior wall had three large holes blasted through it, the largest of which spanned three floors and revealed the crystalline walls and alloy panels inside. The door of the mansion was also gone, replaced by a pile of temporary alloy plates. At least a third of the roof had been blown off, and the sky-blue crystal tiles were scattered all over the base of the wall. The once most beautiful central clock tower now only had a jagged half-frame left, and the huge clock face was soaking in the fountain in front of the mansion, with a faint blue light wandering on the back of the clock face. By the way, the fountain was also smashed to pieces, and the living water in the pool flowed around aimlessly. Several streams of water were clumsily piecing together the outer shell of the pool, and a small water elemental more than a meter high was directing the work.

Smoke was rising from various parts of the mansion, and bright energy sparks occasionally popped out of some of the holes. The whole scene was as miserable as if it had been bombed. Several shiny autonomous robots were flying around the mansion, looking like they were preparing to repair the place. The catastrophic accident must have happened not long ago.

Hao Ren stared at everything in stunned silence, not understanding how paradise had turned into Afghanistan 2001 in just a few days. Then, he immediately thought of Raven 23333, who was filling in here, the one who could blow a hole in the roof while chatting and laughing. He wondered if that goddess sister, who looked quite steady and reliable, had such terrible destructive power.

Hilda took a long time to squeeze out a sentence: "Opening a few holes in a house isn't a normal phenomenon in your world, is it?"

Hao Ren jumped up and down and shouted: "This isn't a normal phenomenon anywhere! Where's my God?"

After he reacted, the first thing he did was to look for Raven 12345 (or 23333), but as soon as he ran to the door of the mansion, he was stopped by several autonomous robots. These maintenance workers said that it was dangerous ahead, and that harmful radiation was still exceeding the standard, so it was forbidden to approach. Just as Hao Ren was about to have the data terminal dial a number, a familiar figure finally appeared before his eyes: the tall blue arcane servant came out of the small botanical garden next to him and silently pointed to a path in the botanical garden.

Hao Ren followed this path into the depths of the garden and finally saw Raven 12345 in an open space among the bushes. The other party had dug a pit in the center of the open space, and there was a crackling bonfire in the pit. Several wooden sticks were stuck next to the pit, and a small pot was hanging on the wooden sticks. Raven 12345 was squatting there making noodles...

Hao Ren's first reaction was how great it would be if he had mind-control abilities. The first thing he would do at this time would be to knock Hilda unconscious and then make her forget what she saw here: don't wash your dirty linen in public! Goddess sister, what are you doing?

"What happened to you?" Hao Ren looked at Raven 12345 in astonishment. The reason why he could tell at a glance that this was 12345 was mainly because the dorky aura of the other party squatting on the ground making noodles was too difficult to suppress, and it was spreading in all directions in a vigorous manner. Anyway, Hao Ren didn't think 23333 would do such a thing, even though the latter had blown a hole in the roof while chatting and laughing, but she was very stable at other times.

Raven 12345 had known that Hao Ren was coming for a long time. Hearing this, she waved her hand without raising her head: "You sit next to me first, I'll be done soon. By the way, I won't give you any to eat."

Hao Ren looked at Hilda beside him earnestly: "Just treat this as an illusion."

Hilda suddenly felt that she might have no hope of going home, but she was still dragged by Hao Ren to sit down at a round table at the other end of the open space. It must be said that the current situation was really uncoordinated: although the house was gone, look at the exquisite openwork round table and round stools in the garden, the neatly trimmed exotic flowers and plants all around, and the loyal, mighty, and handsome arcane servant not far away. In this poetic environment, Raven 12345 was actually squatting on the ground making noodles... Could it be that the problem in her brain had worsened again?

"You stayed in the Plane of Dreams for a long time this time," Raven 12345 came to the table with a bowl of hot soup noodles, poured seasoning into it, and looked at Hao Ren with a smile, then turned her face and ordered the arcane servant, pointing to the bonfire on the ground, "Bury this pit."

"What happened to you?" Hao Ren felt that any big thing could be put aside, the goddess sister's condition must be asked! If Raven 12345's condition really deteriorated, then he would have to feed her medicine even at the risk of blasphemy!

Although he didn't know what kind of medicine could cure Raven 12345's brain, which was damaged in battle...

"The house was scrapped," Raven 12345 said with a face of indifference, "There was a small problem when landing."

"Landing?"

"Oh, I applied for a shuttle from above," Raven 12345 scratched her face, her pretty face still covered with gray and black, he didn't know if it was smoked by the bonfire or blown up during the crash, "I felt that this thing was very interesting, so I tried to drive it myself, but I realized when landing that I hadn't read the manual."

"Where's your manual?"

"Threw it away."

"Why did you throw it away?!"

"Because I felt like I understood it."

"Didn't you say you didn't read it?"

Raven 12345 chuckled: "I only read the first half, and then I felt that it wasn't difficult, so I threw it away. When the spaceship was landing, I remembered that the deceleration operation was written in the second half—this head is posting online asking how to operate it, and the shuttle smashed into the house."

Hao Ren quickly asked the data terminal to search the Shadow City forum, and as a result, he was shocked to find that his God's post had been artificially pinned to the top of the first page, with only one line of text on it: "How to decelerate in pure manual mode on the x-C-C1855 shuttle? I can already see my roof online waiting for 扌..."

His female superior had been liked two or three hundred times, and below were all replies: "Waiting for the poster to post a tent picture tonight."

Raven 12345 slurped her noodles and then sighed leisurely: "Life is really lonely as snow... Fortunately, the shuttle wasn't broken."

Hao Ren was silent for a long time, and finally pointed to Raven 12345's noodles: "Even so... you don't have to be so miserable, do you? What about your divine power? What about your supernatural powers? Raising a tall building with a flick of your finger? Don't tell me that you can even manually polish planets, and you can't even repair your own house."

"The house has been handed over to the workers," Raven 12345 said, biting her noodles, with a happy face, "I'm experiencing life now. I've always felt that picnics are very interesting, but I've been too busy with work to have a chance."

Hao Ren slammed his head on the table and bounced it twice: smashing his own house and then having a picnic in his own garden, this neurotic goddess's willful lifestyle was simply an amazing journey. This was performance art with life...

It seemed that Raven 12345's brain had not only been blown up in battle, but also blown up again during the crash just now. At this time, there was probably no need for treatment.

But this crash accident was a bargain for another person: the hole that Raven 23333 had blown in the roof had been destroyed, and it was estimated that 12345 didn't even know about it. Probably, unless 23333 admitted it herself or Hao Ren revealed it, the female psychopath would never know that her house had actually been bombed twice...

"Okay, let's put my affairs aside and talk about your experiences first," Raven 12345 looked at Hilda next to Hao Ren, "You brought a stranger here. I can see that she has information characteristics from another world—hmm, I feel like there's going to be trouble. Start reporting so I can drink some soup to calm my nerves."

"Oh, her name is Hilda, she crossed over from another world to the Plane of Dreams..."

"Pfft—"

Hao Ren narrowly avoided it: "...Didn't you say you were calming your nerves?"

"Didn't hold it down."