Xiao Hei, carrying Xiao Jin, concealed its aura.
It transformed back into a foot-long yellow snake and a small black turtle, slithering stealthily towards the Senhai Secret Realm under the cover of night.
That's right, these two brothers had been elected by popular vote to be the poison carriers.
After all, in the entire Human Alliance, when it came to trickery, deception, and underhanded tactics, the five youngsters were the best.
The reason Xiao Jin and Xiao Hei were chosen wasn't just because they were full of mischief, but also because they were fast.
Especially Xiao Hei, at full throttle, not even the most powerful Human Emperors could catch him.
When the two brothers crept to the vicinity of the Deep Sea Secret Realm, Xiao Jin, standing on Xiao Hei's back, looked around and said:
"Hei Zi, we're here. Execute Plan B."
After speaking, Xiao Jin shrunk even smaller, only about ten centimeters, then tilted its head, feigning death.
Xiao Hei then picked Xiao Jin up in its mouth: "Ugh... ugh. Damn it, Jin Ge, when was the last time you bathed? Why do you smell like a cesspool?"
With that, Xiao Hei, suppressing its nausea, carried Xiao Jin in its mouth and no longer hid its presence. Instead, it swaggered towards the Deep Sea Secret Realm.
The crowd far behind watched the peculiar actions of the two youngsters, utterly bewildered.
Xiao Bao, standing nearby, quickly explained: "Jin Ge and Hei Ge have made extensive preparations for this mission. They know that no matter how they hide, they will be discovered by the Sea Clan the moment they enter the Deep Sea Secret Realm."
"That's why Jin Ge and Hei Ge turned so small, and to make himself less appetizing, Jin Ge deliberately spent two days soaking in a cesspool on Hei Ge's back."
Lin Zhan and the others looked at Xiao Hei with horror, as Xiao Jin was still in its mouth.
"Ugh... ugh... (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))(((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))"
"This is just Xiao Hei carrying Xiao Jin. If Xiao Jin were carrying Xiao Hei, wouldn't all those two days of soaking in the cesspool be for naught?"
Xiao Bao shook his head and said: "Not entirely in vain, because Hei Ge, wanting to prank Jin Ge one last time, also smeared Jin Ge all over himself with dog feces, just waiting for Jin Ge to bite him. But alas, he was still outsmarted." Su Dan Novel Network
Upon hearing this, everyone's understanding of the world completely collapsed.
What kind of creatures had this Lin Da Shuai brought out? How could they do anything and everything, yet not do anything remotely human?
Lin Zhan noticed the strange looks everyone was giving him and quickly explained:
"Damn it, don't look at me like that. This has nothing to do with me. They're just naturally like this; I didn't teach them to be this way."
As Lin Zhan spoke, he seemed to remember something and immediately turned to look at Xiao Bao, Xiao Ji, and Xiao Kong, saying:
"You guys didn't smear any of that weird stuff on yourselves, right?"
Xiao Bao turned his head and looked at Lin Zhan as if he were an idiot, saying:
"Jin Ge and Hei Ge were led astray when they were young. Can we, along with the children I lead, do something like that?"
"It's just that when Jin Ge and Hei Ge were smearing those messy things on themselves, I added a little something from the three of us."
"Ugh..., damn it, ugh..."
As soon as Xiao Bao finished speaking, everyone immediately vomited.
Lin Zhan looked at their angry eyes with a sense of wanting to cry but having no tears, saying: "This really wasn't taught by me."
On the other side, as soon as Xiao Jin and Xiao Hei entered the Deep Sea Secret Realm, they were discovered.
A Merman King, accompanied by a squad of patrol soldiers, appeared before the two little ones.
"Where did these two things crawl in from?" a quasi-king Merman asked, picking up Xiao Hei and shaking it.
But then he smelled an indescribable stench: "Oh, damn it, what is this smell? It's like something rotten."
Saying that, he quickly threw Xiao Hei aside.
The Merman King, holding his nose, looked at Xiao Hei and said:
"This little black turtle is quite interesting. Even in this state, it hasn't spat out the dead snake in its mouth. It can even swallow such a foul-smelling snake. If this little black turtle could awaken its intelligence, it would surely become a capable general among the Sea Clan in the future."
"Haha, my lord, you jest. This little black turtle looks so stupid. Who knows how long it will take for it to awaken its intelligence?"
The merman soldiers chuckled.
The Merman King shook his head, cursed with a smile, and said: "You bunch of scoundrels, you're all just looking down on people."
With a wave of his hand, he drew Xiao Hei closer. He then took out a piece of flesh, squeezed a drop of blood, and dripped it onto Xiao Hei's mouth.
Xiao Hei blinked its dark eyes, revealing a dazed look similar to Lin Zhan's, and looked at the Merman King.
The Merman King shook his head helplessly:
"Alas, this little black turtle doesn't seem very intelligent. Perhaps it was stunned in a fight. How far it can grow with this drop of quasi-king's essence blood depends on its own fortune."
Saying that, he threw Xiao Hei to the outer perimeter of the Deep Sea Secret Realm and said to it:
"Little turtle, stay here. Don't go further in; it's too dangerous. I hope you can awaken your intelligence one day."
After putting down Xiao Hei, he looked at his stunned subordinates and said:
"Don't be surprised. When I was young, my father ordered a senior from the Deep Sea Black Tortoise clan to take care of me. Unfortunately, I got into danger due to my playfulness, and that senior passed away. It is because of this that I tend to take care of the tortoise clan as much as I can."
After watching the Merman King leave amidst the flattery of his subordinates, Xiao Hei quickly spat out Xiao Jin from its mouth and said:
"Damn it, Jin Ge, did you fall into a cesspool? What is this smell?"
Xiao Jin, who had been feigning death, immediately came back to life. It raised its head, looked around, and said:
"Don't worry about the smell. It's all good stuff anyway."
"Hei Zi, this is too dramatic. How did you end up in this situation? Does your family have any relatives among the Sea Clan?"
Xiao Hei pouted and said: "The Sea Clan is vast. These insignificant brats are hardly qualified to represent them. Speaking of which, don't you Dragon Clan also have a branch that lives in the sea? Stop messing around with the sea or rivers and get to work."
Xiao Jin nodded and said: "Based on the current sea currents, by the time we brothers finish throwing all these poisons, it will be tomorrow morning. Even a fool among the Sea Clan would notice us by then."
Xiao Hei crawled to the beach and walked around for a bit, then said: "Then let's go big and finish early."
"Let's two brothers reveal our true forms, split up to poison, and then meet here. With my speed, even if those Sea Clan scoundrels grew another pair of wings, they still couldn't catch me."