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Chapter 758 I'll Write a Book for You
The giant panda sat on the little dwarf with a thud, and the momentum carried the little blue hat forward a short distance.
That wasn't the end of it. After the giant panda stood up, it picked up the round bamboo again and slammed it down on the dizzy, immobile little blue hat.
This time it wasn't just "nailing". Under the giant panda's huge body, the round bamboo in its arms had also turned into giant bamboo. When it slammed into the ground, it created a huge pit!
Thump! Thump! Thump!
As the giant bamboo "piled", the ice candle flame spread again...
"Doo! Doo!" The referee carefully observed and found that the little blue hat had lost its ability to fight under such a fierce attack, so he quickly blew his whistle.
"It's back! Yingying Bear! Well done!" Jiang Xiao shouted loudly.
"Yingying~" Yingying Bear walked back, and every step it took seemed to make the earth tremble.
Watching a "small mountain" move towards him, Jiang Xiao felt a little apprehensive. Yingying Bear was really too big, and the pressure it gave was really too strong.
"Change back, quickly become cute!" Jiang Xiao ordered.
"Ying?" The giant panda came to Jiang Xiao and looked down at the little guy under him. Hearing Jiang Xiao's order, it couldn't help but tilt its head, sit on the ground, and look puzzled.
How to become cute?
Wow...
Jiang Xiao stepped forward and buried his head in its fluffy, round belly, rubbing it left and right.
So cute!
So cuteness really doesn't have much to do with size?
...
Amidst the applause and cheers, Jiang Xiao led the shrunken Yingying Bear off the field. At some point, the Grimm brothers had already left, reportedly to take their injured star pet for treatment and find more professional medical star warriors to heal their injuries.
However, people knew that the Grimm brothers had lost face.
This was a top-level competition. Although the participants didn't take it seriously, and some even missed the competition due to revelry, it didn't affect the professionalism of the organizers. The medical staff equipped here were all very excellent medical star warriors. Where else could you find doctors?
"Tch, it's best that they left." Jiang Xiao sat at the round table, muttering, and leaned down to stroke the Yingying Bear lying at his feet.
Beside him, Juliet covered her mouth and chuckled, "They're afraid you'll say something else, hehe, your little mouth..."
Jiang Xiao: ???
What's wrong with my little mouth? Have you tasted it?
Uh... Jiang Xiao hesitated for a moment, but still didn't dare to say it.
The pain in the soft flesh on the inside of his arm and the sour feeling at the time made Jiang Xiao remember it endlessly.
It's better not to provoke this girl, let her continue to be noble and elegant with her mask on. Try not to communicate too much, distance creates beauty...
In the next match, the Xi Ya country's players appeared again. This time, the Centaur Spirit's opponent was no longer weak, but the two Centaur Spirits still easily won the victory.
It could be seen that when the ranks were the same and the strength was equally strong, wisdom was the key to determining victory.
The two Centaur Spirits had a clear division of labor and strong execution. One restrained and one attacked, one roamed and one focused on attacking. Jiang Xiao watched with fascination, liking it more and more.
If he continued to watch like this, one Centaur Spirit wouldn't be able to satisfy Jiang Xiao. He had to get at least a group. If Jiang Xiao had a Centaur Spirit team, the world would be his oyster.
Thinking back to the Champion Marquis - Huo Qubing, who led a cavalry deep into the enemy territory and sealed Lang Juxu, wouldn't that be great?
Well, unfortunately, Centaur Spirits are all spiritual bodies and can't be ridden.
But even if they could be ridden, it was estimated that with their wisdom and self-esteem, they wouldn't let others ride them...
The enemies are too weak, they don't even want to fight. They have a lot of opinions about their masters summoning them, and you can see many problems from this.
I'm also a person! And a race with a horse body, nobler than the human race. Why should I let you ride?
Speaking of which, if there were no accidents, the championship battle would probably be between Jiang Xiao and Xi Ya country.
What I never expected was that a dark horse appeared, or rather, because they had been sitting at the same table, Jiang Xiao was a little less wary of the Princess Sophia and Juliet combination.
When the Rainforest Cat, wearing the Sea Soul Mask, used a water tornado formed by wind + water to twist the enemy's body to pieces and easily win, Jiang Xiao realized the seriousness of the problem.
None of the three advanced star pet teams were pushovers.
In comparison, fighting the Centaur Spirit was Jiang Xiao's best option.
Because Juliet's Rainforest Cat was too fast, especially after being blessed with the Sea Soul Ring star technique of the Sea Soul Mask. That speed was outrageously fast, and Jiang Xiao's Yingying Bear was not a star pet known for its speed.
Speed attack type vs. meat defense type, alas... he's at a disadvantage!
While Sophia and Juliet were killing everyone on the field, Jiang Xiao and Prince Bino couldn't help but look at each other. The final reward for the championship, the Sea Soul Mask, might not necessarily fall into anyone's hands.
"Cough." A light cough came from beside him. Jiang Xiao, who was closely watching the game, turned his head and saw the zombie girl, Kaiser.
Every time he saw this person's skin color, Jiang Xiao always felt that she was terminally ill and particularly unhealthy.
Kaiser sat down, and Jiang Xiao was slightly stunned, and quickly moved his butt inside.
"The bamboo bear is very cute." Saying that, Kaiser leaned down and gently rubbed the bamboo bear's fluffy head, her white palm passing through the white light in the candlelight, gently fiddling with it.
Jiang Xiao's heart suddenly became vigilant. Juliet had once talked about Kaiser. According to Jiang Xiao's speculation, this zombie girl should be following the "robber bandit" route.
Kaiser's eyes were full of love, and she reluctantly withdrew her gaze, turned to look at Jiang Xiao, and said, "I've worked hard for a long time, but I just can't get the report on the bamboo bear from the China Star Pet Research Institute. Such a magical creature must have been brought out to participate in the competition with the approval of the Star Beast Research Institute, right?"
"Uh?" Jiang Xiao blinked. This girl came prepared?
Kaiser whispered, "Your bamboo bear is different from normal bamboo bears. Would you like to share the secret with me?"
Jiang Xiao frowned slightly and said, "What's in it for me?"
Kaiser shrugged and said, "I have a lot of resources, intelligence, and all kinds of star pet information. You'll like it."
Jiang Xiao thought for a while and said, "I can't say. You should wait for the report."
Some things absolutely couldn't be said. It was the Chinese official's business to announce it. Jiang Xiao would never ruin his future for petty gains.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao joked with a smile, "Don't you have a special star pet that controls time? Let it take you to the future, to the era when the star beast report is released."
"The future..." Kaiser whispered the word in her mouth. For a long time, it was as if she suddenly woke up, and said, "I didn't catch up with that special time star pet. It's a pity."
Jiang Xiao's heart tightened. He wasn't sure if what Kaiser said was true or false, but he was sure that when Kaiser murmured the word "future," her expression was quite solemn.
Jiang Xiao whispered, "Have you really been to the future?"
Kaiser looked at Jiang Xiao with a look of caring for a mentally retarded person, and said, "What are you talking about?"
Jiang Xiao frowned. He was still quite confident in his judgment, "Did you really catch that time star pet and have already started using it? What's wrong with the future?"
Kaiser seemed to have heard a fantasy, and after being stunned for a long time, she laughed out loud.
Jiang Xiao: ???
What are you laughing at? An awkward laugh?
Kaiser suddenly stretched out her hand and gently patted Jiang Xiao's cheek, saying, "I can tell you what's wrong with the future without traveling through time."
Jiang Xiao tilted his head and dodged her palm, "Huh?"
Kaiser leaned closer, her bloodless lips close to Jiang Xiao's ear, and whispered, "There are fewer and fewer other-dimensional spaces blooming on Earth. Instead, there are more and more Sacred Ruins. The Earth will become very interesting.
On the same land, some places are daytime, some places are dusk, and some places are night.
People gradually retreated, abandoned the mountain villages, and gradually gathered in big cities, where they were centrally guarded by the army and hid in various secret strongholds, trying to survive.
Other-dimensional creatures invaded the Earth and competed with humans for the environment. After several years of running-in and fighting, those intelligent creatures emerged and gradually became the leaders of other-dimensional creatures, launching violent and fierce attacks on human forces.
Some countries want to use ultimate force, but that's just a stopgap measure. There are countless Sacred Ruins. This decision will not only not achieve good results, but will make our living environment even more precarious.
Under the endless human wave tactics of other-dimensional star beasts, the human camp retreated steadily, and the decline gradually became irreversible. In the end, the human camp could only negotiate with other-dimensional creatures in an attempt to obtain a stable living environment.
But there are countless other-dimensional creatures, constantly pouring out of the Sacred Ruins, endlessly. Soon, the continent will no longer have a place for humans to stand, and people will be forced to be driven into the ocean, and then..."
Jiang Xiao: "And then what?"
Kaiser: "At this time, I appeared! With a wave of my hand, hundreds of millions of Sacred Ruins and star beasts on Earth were easily wiped out by me. Humans worshiped me as the savior. After more than two thousand years, a new Kaiser the Great was born!
I was finally crowned king, and everyone crawled at my feet, thanking me and worshiping me."
Jiang Xiao: ???
Kaiser looked at Jiang Xiao seriously and said, "Now, as long as you tell me the secret of this special bamboo bear, I guarantee that after the apocalypse, I will let you follow me and provide you with protection. How about it? This is a good deal, right?"
Jiang Xiao: "..."
It appeared! A chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) girl!
Um... can someone who is 24 or 25 years old still be called a girl?
The persona has collapsed!
Before contacting them, Juliet and Kaiser were both more aloof and mysterious than the other.
And the result?
How many words have they said? How did they all show their true colors?
The corners of Jiang Xiao's mouth twitched awkwardly, and he said, "Your story is very good, but let's forget about the deal. I'm preparing to become king on the day of the apocalypse, so I don't need your protection..."
"Hehe." Kaiser smiled with a sly look on her face and said, "That's fine too. You tell me the secret of this bamboo bear, and I'll follow you and be your right-hand man in the future. How about it?"
Jiang Xiao shook his head decisively, "Who cares about having you as a subordinate? You're even more unreliable than me."
"Hey..." Kaiser looked at Jiang Xiao with a resentful look and said, "Your personality has never changed. It's exactly the same as it will be three years from now."
Jiang Xiao looked at Kaiser blankly.
"Hahahaha." Kaiser suddenly burst out laughing, her face full of mischievous smiles. She stretched out her finger, pointed it at Jiang Xiao, and gently tapped her own nose, with a look of "I tricked you again."
Jiang Xiao looked uncomfortable and looked at Kaiser with a grimace. This girl...
She's full of nonsense. The number one werewolf king in Europe?
She doesn't even need to draft when she lies?
The story outline is good. Should I write a book for you?