Chapter 1 Jiang Xiao, the Poisonous Milk

Jiang Xiao slumped on the desk, shrinking his head and peering at the group of students from left to right, looking like he was up to no good.

Finally, his gaze settled on Cai Yao.

Cai Yao winked her left eye at Jiang Xiao.

Jiang Xiao thought for a moment and winked back.

The code was matched!

Cai Yao was overjoyed. It seemed that Jiang Xiaopi had agreed to team up, so she wouldn't pursue the fact that he hadn't replied to her WeChat messages.

Jiang Xiao's phone was still charging in the dormitory; he really didn't know anything.

"No whispering! Don't disturb the order of the classroom!" Instructor Zhou Xinghe on the podium reprimanded. Seeing that no one was moving, he said, "I'll give you 60 seconds. After that, the practical course instructors will choose their own students."

Although it sounded like a punishment, it was actually the traditional model of the Imperial Capital Star Warrior Academy in recent years.

One after another, some students began to choose their favorite team instructors, obviously having done some research on the practical course teachers and being well-prepared.

Cai Yao stood up and walked with the girl beside her to the front of the lecture hall.

With the support of the national top four, many students stood up, after all, time was short.

What the students didn't expect was that the old dog who had been lurking on the hill finally moved from behind them, rushing forward with lightning speed and quickly joining Cai Yao.

But that was only three people, obviously missing one?

In an instant, the students stood up one after another. Face was put aside; life was the most important thing!

Although each practical course teacher would try their best to protect the safety of the students, if your team really couldn't defeat the other-dimensional creatures on Black Rock Mountain, then this so-called military training would become a seven-day escape.

Jiang Xiao didn't care so much; he was just a little puzzled. Among so many handsome and beautiful male and female teachers, why did Cai Yao choose a bald one?

Because... he was strong?

The bald teacher looked at the students who quickly gathered in front of his desk, lined up in a team, and a gratified smile appeared on his face. His eyes lingered on Cai Yao and Jiang Xiao for a few seconds, and he knew that these two little guys had attracted the people behind them.

The other teachers were very embarrassed. Normally, according to the quota allocation, each person would lead exactly four students, but with 11 or 12 students queuing in front of the bald man, it meant that there were very few people in front of some teachers.

Fortunately, there was no situation where no one was queuing in front of a teacher, that would have been a big joke. The students were all the pride of heaven, and these teachers who could teach in the Imperial Capital Star Warrior Academy were even more so!

The bald teacher was very skilled. Before the selection time was over, he waved his hand directly and said, "I only want the first four, the rest can leave."

A student couldn't help but say, "We have the right to challenge."

The bald teacher looked at the boy and said, "Reverse selection is based on the teacher's preference, and my preference is first come, first served."

The students queuing behind Jiang Xiao's face darkened. Damn it... so old, more capricious than the students?

Saying it was capricious wasn't accurate, because Cai Yao was ranked second in the team, and Jiang Xiao was ranked fourth.

Some students secretly muttered in their hearts: If this FMVP (Finals Most Valuable Player) was ranked fifth, would this bald head's preference be second to fifth?

The students thought hatefully in their hearts, but there was no "if" in this world.

Cai Yao breathed a sigh of relief, and the girl behind her even jumped happily, looking like a pure and innocent girl. She almost kicked Jiang Xiao.

You're already a college student! No longer a high school kid, you should be more mature and stable!

Come on, let me see what you look like…

Jiang Xiao leaned forward, and just as he saw the girl's cute profile, he was reprimanded by the bald man, "Stand properly! Line up and follow me."

Jiang Xiao looked well-behaved and hurriedly stood straight.

The four-person group walked out of the lecture hall with the bald teacher, found an empty classroom on the first floor, and walked in.

"You four sit down." The bald man stood on the podium, picked up the chalk, broke off a small section from the front, and wrote two big characters on the blackboard: Hu Hu.

Jiang Xiao nodded secretly, no wonder he had to write down his name, saying it directly would be too cute... Huhu, huhu, huhu?

The bald Hu turned around, looked at the four people, and said, "You can call me Teacher Hu. I'm your military training instructor for these 7 days. During the upcoming military training, you must obey my orders and commands, and there is absolutely no room for any slackness!"

The four students nodded.

The bald Hu looked at the few people with satisfaction and smiled, "I hope I can bring you back safely, and I hope we can enhance friendship and help each other in these 7 days. Whether you can get my WeChat after 7 days depends on your performance."

Jiang Xiao: "......"

Although what this bald man said made sense, after all, he was a teacher at the Imperial Capital Star Warrior Academy, a person with status. Not everyone could get his contact information, but... this sounded so awkward.

Bald Hu: "Now, it's your turn to introduce yourselves. You go first."

The other boy in the group of four stood up and said, "My name is Le Yue, from the Central Plains. As for the healing star techniques... I won't show off. I have a Thorns Aura and a Holy Power Seal. I will assist everyone well. I'm honored to be assigned to a group with you."

Jiang Xiao smacked his lips, this was Huhu and Yueyue again, so cute? But this kid was really humble, giving a very good impression.

Cai Yao raised her hand and waved casually, "Cai Yao, from Jinmen. As for healing, I won't show off either. My control skills include Silence and Shadow Shackles. I will assist Poisonous Milk (Du Nai) well."

Jiang Xiao: ???

The innocent and romantic short-haired girl stood up with a happy smile on her face, "My name is Sun Xiaosheng, from the Imperial Capital. I won't show off my healing star techniques here either. I have a big stick that can knock out all negative states and has a refreshing effect. Whoever I hit will be energetic! Please take care of me."

Is it my turn?

Heh, brothers and sisters, are you all so low-key?

In that case, I'm going to take command of this team!

Jiang Xiao stood up and said, "I'm Jiang Xiaopi. As for healing... there's plenty of it! I also have a big knife that's indestructible, invincible, and unstoppable!"

"Wow." Sun Xiaosheng looked at Jiang Xiao with admiration and said嬌聲 (jiāo shēng, a delicate and charming voice), "Pi Shen is so amazing! But why do you kill Buddhas when you encounter gods?"

"Uh......" Jiang Xiao hadn't finished bragging yet and suddenly stalled.

What she said seemed to make some sense?

Bald Hu smiled and said, "You are very confident. We have also seen your actual combat power in the competition. I don't know how well you have mastered your theoretical knowledge? Let you talk about the situation on Black Rock Mountain."

Jiang Xiao was happy to hear that. Wasn't that a coincidence? He had just finished reviewing it.

Jiang Xiao said, "Black Rock Mountain other-dimensional space,

The sun is as big as a dipper, and the temperature is around 42 degrees Celsius. The sunlight is dazzling and the temperature is high. Those who enter the training must take measures to shade and prevent heatstroke.

The Black Rock Mountain other-dimensional space is mostly composed of continuous mountains formed of black rocks. Among the mountains, there are occasionally slightly hot red mudflats mixed in.

The star beasts include Small Fire Mud, Big Fire Mud, Black Flame Ghost, Black Flame Demon..."

Bald Hu closed his eyes and listened, nodding with satisfaction, "Not bad, not bad, get rid of the nagging problem, and this kid can achieve great things."

Jiang Xiao: "......"

Bald Hu waved his big hand, "Go back and rest well today. Gather at the school gate at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning!"

......

Jiang Xiao walked back to the dormitory all the way. The apartment building was quiet. Hadn't those shield warriors finished yet?

As soon as Jiang Xiao opened the door of the dormitory, he saw Gu Shian趴在 (pā zài, lying prone) at the window in the same posture.

This kid probably didn't go to the assembly, did he?

"Did you go to the teaching building to allocate teams?" Jiang Xiao asked with concern.

Gu Shian turned his head. He had been扒着 (bā zhe, clinging to) the window and had long seen Jiang Xiao walking back to the apartment building, so he didn't even turn his head and said, "I went. I came back faster than them."

Probably forgot to bring cigarettes when he went out and was in a hurry to come back, right?

Jiang Xiao looked at the faint smoke floating from Gu Shian's side, and his heart moved, "Give me one to try."

Gu Shian was stunned for a moment, then turned around and said, "You smoke?"

Jiang Xiao smiled嘿嘿 (hēi hēi, a chuckle), "Just playing."

Gu Shian looked serious, "Don't smoke?"

Jiang Xiao shook his head, "Ah, just trying."

Gu Shian turned his head directly, leaned out of the window, and a sentence came from afar, "No way."

Jiang Xiao: "......"

Sure enough, it was harder than climbing to the sky to get a cigarette from the hands of a smoking demon.

But then he heard Gu Shian slowly say, "I don't do harmful things."

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows slightly, this sentence was a bit interesting, "Heh?"

Gu Shian put out the cigarette, turned around, and looked at Jiang Xiao with a serious face, "In the future, when you are addicted and can't quit, you will always remember that I gave you this cigarette."

Jiang Xiao smiled嘿嘿 (hēi hēi, a chuckle), came to the window, leaned against the windowsill, and said, "I'll help you quit smoking?"

Gu Shian frowned slightly, and after a while, said, "This is the lifestyle I chose. I won't smoke in the dormitory anymore. I'll go outside to find a place where no one is around."

Jiang Xiao took the blue box on the windowsill with one hand. There was a hot-stamped golden fake snake on it, and two hot-stamped golden characters were written in a flamboyant style: Fake Snake.

"No, I'm just suggesting, and you misunderstood the way I said to quit smoking. It's definitely not to control your desires, but to replace tobacco with something more addictive." Jiang Xiao pulled out a Fake Snake cigarette, with a blue filter, quite exquisite.

Gu Shian looked at Jiang Xiao with a wary expression, "What do you mean?"

"Me, the Poisonous Milk (Du Nai) from Beijiang." Jiang Xiao smiled嘿嘿 (hēi hēi, a chuckle), picked up one and put it in his mouth, and picked up the plastic lighter. When he went out with the leaders in his previous life, tobacco and alcohol were inseparable.

Gu Shian: ???

Jiang Xiao waved his hand, and a holy beam of light enveloped Gu Shian, and... this beam of light was continuous. At first, it was of silver quality, and gradually reduced to brass, always covering Gu Shian's body.

Gu Shian's eyes suddenly widened, and then he became drunk and blurred, as if he had drunk alcohol, and his body swayed.

This tall and mighty steel strongman was milked into a pile of mud in a few seconds, his body soft and lying on the ground.

"Cough cough... cough cough..." Jiang Xiao coughed a few times, looked down at Gu Shian, who was limp on the ground and twitching slightly, and couldn't help but smile, "Cool?"

Is this stuff stronger than tobacco?

!!!

Han Xin's voice suddenly came from the door, "Go, big guy, don't block the door."

Ren Shu was already standing at the door at some point.

Jiang Xiao was stunned for a moment and looked at the dormitory door, while Ren Shu's face was full of shock.

He had just returned, and before he could say hello, he saw Jiang Xiao smoking a cigarette and looking at Gu Shian, who was limp on the ground, and even asked, "Cool?"

What kind of immortal scene was this?

"Go, go, go." Ren Shu turned around and pushed Han Xin towards the corridor. After taking two steps, he even ran back and helped Jiang Xiao close the dormitory door.

In the corridor, Han Xin looked at the flustered Shandong man with a puzzled face, "What happened?"

Ren Shu shook his head repeatedly, "Don't ask!"

Han Xin: ???

There was only one thought in Ren Shu's mind now: Thank God! Thank God! It was too thrilling! Luckily I didn't join Jiang Xiaopi's team...

Han Xin was really unhappy and raised his voice a lot, "What the hell is going on?"

Ren Shu looked at Han Xin with a solemn face, and after a long time, he choked out a sentence, "I lost, Gu Shian... is a ruthless man!"