Shangguan Yi sat at the head table as if nothing had happened. He knew someone was watching the live broadcast, and the Queen would not expel him for what had happened before.
Lin Feng also wanted to sit down, but Situ Guan glared at him, and he dared not.
The Queen and the Princess also lost interest for a while, drinking and nibbling on small pieces of steak.
Shangguan Yi poured himself a glass of wine, wanting to toast the Queen and the Princess, but they didn't even look at him.
Shangguan Yi felt a little embarrassed but quickly recovered his smile.
"Your Highness the Princess, are you satisfied with the painting I sent you?"
Mentioning the painting, Lilianni sneered with disdain.
"I had someone verify it. Your painting is a work by Master Zhao from Songhai, and you just put your name on it."
"I didn't expect the eldest young master of the Shangguan family to be a person who seeks fame and reputation!"
Shangguan Yi was stunned. Only Lin Feng and Master Zhao knew about that painting. Who leaked it?
He glanced at Su Yang, who was smiling knowingly, and guessed that this guy was stabbing him in the back.
"Your Highness the Princess, I have been practicing calligraphy, chess, and painting since I was young, so how could I use someone else's hand?"
"Then paint one on the spot. Do you dare?"
Lilianni waved her hand, signaling a female official to prepare the Four Treasures of the Study.
Shangguan Yi panicked. "Princess, painting, of course, the feeling is different each time, and this is not an appropriate occasion to paint, is it?"
"Don't worry, you don't have to paint the exact same one. Seven or eight parts similar will do."
Lilianni was relentless. If Shangguan Yi liked to pretend, he would let him pretend to the end.
Shangguan Yi dared not agree. It was being broadcast live. If he were exposed, how could he face anyone in the future?
However, the more guilty he felt, the more Lilianni pressed him.
The female officials brought the Four Treasures of the Study and placed them on an empty table.
"Please, let everyone witness the style of the Shangguan family!"
"Damn it, is this woman crazy?"
Shangguan Yi cursed inwardly and gave Lin Feng a look.
The latter understood and raised his wine glass, shouting, "Everyone, let's toast the Queen and the Princess with me. Shall we let others say we neglected our distinguished guests?"
A group of sycophants raised their wine glasses and surrounded them, wanting to toast the Queen and the Princess.
Shangguan Yi, who thought he had solved the trouble, suddenly felt his stomach rumble.
Immediately after, there were sounds from under his buttocks.
"Bap bap bap la la la... Bami mi..."
Shangguan Yi farted again, and he also had diarrhea.
A large pile of feces instantly appeared under his pants, and the stench instantly filled the entire banquet hall.
"Gag gag gag... Gag gag gag..."
The incredibly foul odor exploded like a bomb among the crowd, and people around them kept vomiting.
Lin Feng wanted to leave, but Shangguan Yi grabbed him again.
"Don't go, quickly help me up!"
Shangguan Yi's brows were tightly furrowed. He was utterly humiliated.
"Director, you this..."
"What this? Help me up slowly and take me to the restroom!"
Lin Feng had no choice but to grit his teeth and go over.
As Shangguan Yi stood up, the large pile of feces in his crotch stopped.
On the ground, the feces were black and yellow, emitting a foul odor.
At the same time, the live broadcast room exploded.
[Damn, he's so old and he pooped his pants? How embarrassing is that?]
[I've seen him before. He's the new director of the Songhai Security Bureau, Shangguan Yi. I heard that the young master of the Shangguan family is extraordinary, but I didn't expect him to fart and defecate in the banquet hall.]
[I can smell it through the screen next door. It's really disgusting!]
[I'm eating right now. This is speechless. What kind of person is this...]
Shangguan Yi walked slowly, afraid to walk faster for fear that more feces would fall from his crotch.
Sensing the contemptuous and disdainful glances from those around him, Shangguan Yi had no words to express his suffering.
He had only drunk a little wine, and others were fine, but he was the only one who kept farting and having diarrhea.
The Queen and the Princess also completely lost their mood. "Deputy Director Su, please make arrangements. We don't want to stay here anymore."
"I'm very sorry, I didn't expect Director Shangguan to be so indisposed. Since that's the case, I, Su, will take the two of you to Songhai to relax."
Su Yang bowed, looking heartbroken.
"This is not your fault. Let's leave here first!"
The Queen and the Princess hurriedly left the banquet hall and could only breathe deeply after reaching the outside.
The two of them smelled the odor on their bodies and immediately vomited again.
Su Yang quickly called over a waitress. "Hurry up and prepare hot water for the Queen and the Princess to bathe and change."
"Yes."
Several attendants took the Queen and the Princess to the royal suite, followed closely by the female officials.
At this moment, the poison master Shen Qiu walked over with his phone.
"Boss, now the whole of Songhai and even people all over the world are laughing at Shangguan Yi for losing control of his bowels at such a young age!"
"Moreover, people have given Shangguan Yi nicknames like 'Farting King' and 'Cannon King', saying that his farts and diarrhea are like cannonballs, with amazing power!"
Su Yang shook his head and chuckled. Shen Qiu was indeed worthy of being a poison master, skilled in researching all kinds of poisons.
Being able to poison someone without anyone noticing was the truly terrifying part.
...
About an hour later.
The Queen and the Princess came out of the room one after another, their long hair still a little wet, indicating that they had also washed their hair.
"Mr. Su, where are we going next?"
Su Yang thought that there were too many people at Songhai's attractions, posing safety risks.
Moreover, the Queen and the Princess had visited many attractions, so he thought of taking them to see something novel.
"Let's go to the antique street. There are many novel and fun things there, as well as a circus troupe."
"Alright, please lead the way, Mr. Su!"
The Queen and the Princess still decided to ride in the same car with Su Yang, fearing that others would be disgusting again.
In the car.
The two women looked as if they had just escaped a disaster. The events they encountered today were unforgettable memories of their lives.
The Queen took out a bottle of perfume and sprayed it a few times, still not recovering.
"Mr. Su, please tell Shangguan Yi not to bother to entertain this King anymore. You are enough. The other welcoming party can also be withdrawn."
"Okay!"
Su Yang took out his phone and notified the convoy behind to withdraw, except for the British delegation.
The Queen and the Princess did not pay much attention to the scenery along the way. Su Yang secretly thought, as expected, they rarely came to Songhai, and it was definitely not for sightseeing.
More than ten minutes later.
Several cars stopped.
A group of people strolled along the antique street, with shops selling antiques on both sides.
Su Yang pointed to a shop called "倾国倾城" (Qing Guo Qing Cheng - literally "Overthrowing the Country and City," referring to a beauty). "This place sells special clothes. Your Majesty the Queen and Your Highness the Princess can go in and take a look."
"Okay."
The Queen's gaze swept across the entire venue. Qipao, ancient gauze skirts, women's daily wear, court robes, official robes, and so on.
These clothes were not new. They were items unearthed from imperial tombs and sold as dowry gifts.
Lilianni pointed to a golden cape on a wooden frame, about three meters long.
"Mother, look, isn't this long skirt very imposing and noble?"
"Yes, it's quite nice!"
Her Majesty the Queen was also amazed by the golden cape, which had thin golden feathers sparkling on the long skirt.
From the shoulders to the ground, it was three meters long, with one hundred and eight golden feathers and pearls the size of a little finger as embellishments.
"Boss, how much is this cape?"
The shop owner said, "I'm sorry, this cape has already been reserved."
Su Yang frowned. "Who reserved it? I'll buy it for double the price."
The shop owner smiled bitterly. "Young Master Su, it's not that I don't give you face, but this cape has indeed been paid for as a deposit. Business is about credibility, and you can't make things difficult for a small person."