Lu Fan came over with a grin, congratulating Director Zhao. This made Director Zhao realize that he had indeed lost a lot of weight. The pants he was wearing were so loose he had to hold them up with his hands, or they would fall down.
"Kid! Where are the others?" Director Zhao suddenly noticed that there wasn't a single person in the entire police station except for Lu Fan, and immediately asked.
"They're all outside! I'll go call them for you!" Lu Fan said, then took a few quick steps towards the door and shouted, "Everyone! Director Zhao is out! Come back in!"
Everyone outside walked back, covering their noses, and glared at Lu Fan. They each returned to their seats with extremely forced expressions. They cursed inwardly, *The smell hasn't even dissipated yet, and you're shouting like an idiot?* But they didn't dare to say anything more.
The police flower, Meng Yuhong. Her previously furrowed brow immediately lit up when she saw Director Zhao's stomach.
"Oh my! Director Zhao! You... what diet pills did you take? The effect is too miraculous!" Meng Yuhong spread her small hands and pounced forward with a feigned shyness.
"Ahem..." Director Zhao felt a bit awkward when he heard this. Diet pills? What nonsense! That past hour... alas! Being embarrassed was one thing, but he was already embarrassed. The key was that his legs were so sore from squatting that he almost couldn't stand up.
"This kid beat someone up badly. Make a record of him and process it!" Director Zhao pointed at Lu Fan and said.
"Understood! Director Zhao!" Meng Yuhong nodded, glanced at Lu Fan again, and said, "Go sit over there and wait."
"Alright!" Lu Fan responded and trotted over to sit down obediently, waiting. Several police officers nearby looked at Lu Fan with some pity, thinking, *This kid seems like an idiot. If a record is made... alas!*
A moment later, Meng Yuhong escorted Director Zhao to the director's office. What they did in there was unknown, but when she returned, her lips were slightly red, as if she had been bitten by a dog.
"You... what's your name?" Meng Yuhong sat down, immediately put on a stern face, and asked Chen Bei.
"My name is Lu Fan! Miss! What's your name?" Lu Fan asked with a grin.
*Pfft...* The police officers nearby almost burst out laughing. Was this kid here to chat about daily life?
"Just tell me what I ask you, and don't say anything unnecessary!" Meng Yuhong glared at Lu Fan and said.
"Okay!" Lu Fan sat properly again.
"Gender?" Meng Yuhong asked again.
Lu Fan didn't respond. Instead, he looked out the window, thinking he had been out for quite a while. It seemed he really wasn't cut out for business.
"I'm asking you! Gender?" Meng Yuhong shouted angrily, seeing Lu Fan's absentmindedness.
"Ah? Miss, are you talking to me? My surname isn't Bie, my surname is Lu, and my name is Lu Fan!" Lu Fan said, looking completely bewildered.
*Pfft...* The people nearby couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Gender! Are you male or female!" Meng Yuhong was so angry she almost fainted and yelled directly.
"Sister! You're so beautiful, how can your eyesight be so bad? Of course, I'm male! Miss, I'm a village doctor. Do you want me to take a look? My medical skills are quite good!" Lu Fan said with a look of concern.
"Get lost! You don't even know what gender means, and you call yourself a village doctor? A veterinarian, more like!" Meng Yuhong stood up in anger. This kid's record couldn't be made. Hmph!
"Tell me, why were you fighting?" Meng Yuhong suppressed her anger and asked again.
"I wasn't fighting! I'm the best kid in the village! I never fight! Miss! Are you mistaken!?" Lu Fan said immediately.
"You weren't fighting? Then why were you brought here?" Meng Yuhong shouted, banging on the table.
*Whoosh...* Everyone nearby looked over.
"Then... you say I was fighting, who did I hit?" Lu Fan leaned back and asked abruptly.
"You...!" Meng Yuhong was stunned. She looked up to find Li Jiping and the others, but Li Jiping was nowhere to be seen.
"Director Zhao! What's going on?" Meng Yuhong stamped her foot and ran towards the director's office.
Heh heh... Heh heh...! Lu Fan grinned, looking out the window. *You want to leave a record for me? Go to hell!* But it seemed Li Jiping should be back soon!
*Thump thump thump...* Director Zhao strode over aggressively. However, he had somehow found a pair of pants and changed into them, and they seemed to fit quite well.
"Kid! You beat someone up and still want to deny it! Li Jiping! Where is Li Jiping?" Director Zhao came out and, as expected, found that Li Jiping and the others were gone. He shouted outside.
"Director, Li Jiping's leg couldn't move just now, and he was carried to the clinic," a police officer said hurriedly.
"Look! Look! You beat people up so badly that they had to go to the hospital. Tell me, how do you want to resolve this?" Director Zhao was delighted and immediately approached Lu Fan aggressively.
"Director Zhao! Why don't you ask him how to resolve it!" Lu Fan suddenly pointed towards the door.
"Little village doctor! Little village doctor! Save me, save my leg!" Li Jiping was being supported by a few of his cronies as he walked in from outside, crying and calling out to Lu Fan.
"Kid! Look, you beat him so badly he can't walk. You won't get away with less than twenty thousand for this!" Director Zhao, thinking Li Jiping was faking it, pointed at Lu Fan and said.
"Director Zhao! Director Zhao! Please move aside first." Li Jiping pushed Director Zhao aside and came before Lu Fan, taking his hand. "Little village doctor! Save my leg! The doctor said they can't do anything, and if it's left too long, it might lead to amputation!"
*Pfft...* This time, Lu Fan burst out laughing! Those doctors really knew how to scare people. If he had waited a few more minutes, he would have been fine! Acupressure also has a time limit!
"Five thousand yuan! Take the money!" Lu Fan said with a sly smile.
"Money... money is not a problem! I'll give it to you right now!" Li Jiping said, taking out his phone. "I'll add you on WeChat and transfer the money immediately!" m..oΓg
"Alright!" Lu Fan said, also taking out his phone. The two added each other as friends, and Li Jiping immediately transferred five thousand yuan.
Lu Fan pretended to pat Li Jiping's leg a few times and then said, "All done! You'll be able to run and jump from now on!"
"What the hell... are you kidding me?"
In the police station, everyone stared at Lu Fan in shock. This kid was putting on a show of supernatural powers even at the police station???