Du Haitao pointed at Lu Fan and cursed, but Lu Fan remained all smiles, showing no sign of anger.
"Heh heh! Since you're so willing to give me a motorcycle, I'll have to reluctantly accept. However, if you go back on your word, heh heh! I curse you to have diarrhea until your legs cramp." As Lu Fan spoke, he pulled out his phone and checked his balance, which showed forty-eight thousand yuan.
The mushrooms he had sold twice, plus the five thousand he had scammed from Li Jiping, totaled over fifty thousand. After deducting the cost of medicine for his father and some cages, he had over forty-eight thousand left.
When Lu Fan produced his phone, Chen Yuefeng and Du Haitao were stunned. Neither of them had expected this bumpkin from a mountain village to have so much money. However, their eyes immediately lit up.
It was impossible for them to fork out ten thousand yuan to buy Lu Fan a motorcycle. But since Lu Fan was so wealthy… Hahaha! The two exchanged a knowing smile.
"Young man! Quite impressive! You're really good at making money. A thousand yuan wouldn't be fitting for this occasion. Why don't you treat us to a meal, and we'll officially recognize you as our junior! From now on, if you need anything in the county town, just find us, and we'll make sure it's handled." Chen Yuefeng suddenly became very friendly, patting Lu Fan on the shoulder.
"Heh heh! Heh heh!" Lu Fan chuckled and then turned to the salesperson, "Brother! Do you have a restroom here?"
"Yes! It's over there!" The salesperson immediately pointed to a corner of the hall.
"So… how many stalls are in there?" Lu Fan asked with a grin.
"There are two! What's the matter? You only have one backside, how many stalls do you plan to occupy!?" The salesperson retorted angrily.
"Two… Well, if there aren't two, it won't be lively enough. I'll give you a chance, you go and occupy a spot first! Heh heh!" Lu Fan said with a grin.
"What… Are you sick or something?" The salesperson was about to curse again when he suddenly felt a rumbling in his lower abdomen. His face changed color, and he clutched his stomach, rushing towards the restroom.
"This kid…" Chen Yuefeng and Du Haitao watched the salesperson suddenly dash into the restroom, not understanding what was happening. They turned to look at the smiling Lu Fan, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Heh heh! You'll know soon enough." Lu Fan grinned.
"Oh… my stomach…"
"I… I…"
Suddenly, Chen Yuefeng and Du Haitao clutched their stomachs and cried out.
"Hahaha! There's still one stall left… Let's see who's faster between you two! Hahaha!" Lu Fan winked at them and burst into laughter.
"Damn it…"
The two instantly understood and bolted towards the restroom.
As it turned out, Chen Yuefeng was slightly faster and managed to grab a stall directly.
Du Haitao, clutching his stomach, was in a frenzy. No matter how much he shouted, all that came from the two stalls were sounds of splashing. This made him even more desperate.
"Damn it! Who says urinals are only for urinating?" Du Haitao's eyes suddenly fell on the nearby urinal.
…
Lu Fan looked at the increasingly beautiful motorcycles. While he admired them, a word suddenly came to his mind: Brand!
A motorcycle costing hundreds of thousands, even millions. Damn it! An ordinary person couldn't afford one in their lifetime. He didn't understand quality himself, but brands must have something to do with it. How great would it be if he could create a brand effect in the future! Heh heh!
"You little bastard, it must be you who did this. Just wait until I get out, and I'll kill you."
"You little scoundrel…"
…
"Little brat…"
"Brother…"
"Big brother… You are my big brother!"
"Little ancestor! We know it was you. We surrender, I'll give you a motorcycle! I'll definitely give it to you…"
The curses from the restroom gradually changed as time passed. Indeed, the saying that time changes everything proved to be true.
When the three emerged from the restroom, they could barely straighten their legs, and their pants were almost falling down.
Just as Lu Fan felt he could ride a brand-new motorcycle back, to his surprise, the police arrived.
It turned out that the salesperson had called the police after crawling out of the restroom. Lu Fan and the others were all taken to the county bureau.
"Speak! How did you make them have diarrhea? Did you give them any medicine?" Police officer Zhao Yuan stared at Lu Fan with sharp eyes.
"Officer! I was wrong! I cursed them. I also cursed them that if they went back on their word, they would have diarrhea until their legs cramped. I won't dare to do it again!" Lu Fan said with a mournful face.
"Cursed them? You say you can curse? Why don't you say you're possessed by a spirit? Tell me the truth, honestly." Zhao Yuan's eyes widened. He had never believed in such things since he was young, and even less so as a police officer. This kid looked decent, but he was quite a trickster. Cursing! Humph!
"Officer! I'm telling the truth. If you don't believe me, ask them if it's true." Lu Fan immediately pointed at Chen Yuefeng, Du Haitao, and the motorcycle salesperson.
"No…" Chen Yuefeng immediately wanted to deny it. He naturally didn't want the police to know that he had tried to extort money.
But as he was about to speak, Lu Fan suddenly said with a smile, "Big brother! Tell the truth! Otherwise, you'll have to go back to the restroom and squat."
Gulp… Chen Yuefeng swallowed. The words he was about to say went back down his throat. He nudged Du Haitao with his elbow and said, "You… you say it!"
Du Haitao looked at Lu Fan's smiling face and dared not speak carelessly. He knew in his heart that this kid must be behind it, but he couldn't afford to offend him any further. He glanced at the salesperson, "Damn! You called the police, you say it!"
The salesperson immediately regretted it. Why was he so foolish? Why call the police? He could earn money by selling motorcycles to anyone, why get involved with this scoundrel! His usually sharp tongue was now rendered speechless.
In the end, they all listened as Lu Fan recounted the incident. The others had no objections.
Zhao Yuan couldn't quite figure out what method Lu Fan had used to make the three of them have diarrhea for over an hour. However, this kid actually had tens of thousands of yuan on his phone? It wasn't unusual for a farmer from a poor mountain village to have tens of thousands. But keeping so much money casually on a phone wasn't much.
"Officer, that's how it happened. I know I was wrong, and I won't curse people arbitrarily anymore. Can I… can I leave now? Heh heh!" Lu Fan asked with a grin.
"No! You need someone to bail you out!" Zhao Yuan thought about it and still felt uneasy, so he said.
"Officer! I'm really a good person!"
"But I don't see it! You don't look like a good person at all!"
Pfft… The three guys beside them burst into laughter. They cursed the little brat in their hearts, thinking he deserved to be dealt with by the police.
"Find someone to bail me out? I can't let my parents know about this, or besides being scolded, they'd go crazy. Who should I call? Hmm! Manager Bai! She can better prove the source of my money." Thinking this, Lu Fan immediately called Bai Xuemei. A short while later, Bai Xuemei actually arrived.
"You… you know the eldest daughter of the Bai family?"
When Bai Xuemei entered, Chen Yuefeng and Du Haitao almost had their jaws drop. The eldest daughter of the Bai family was here to bail out this little brat.
"None of your business! We'll settle this score later." Lu Fan glared at the two and then cheerfully walked towards Bai Xuemei, "Sister Xuemei! I… I'm here!"