Black Axis Keyboard Warrior

Chapter 33 A One-Hit Kill, The Mole Cave Meat-Grinding Plan

It's incredible.

A hornet's nest has been disturbed!

Dozens of moles have surrounded the area, and there are gouges in the ground, clearly indicating that more moles have yet to emerge.

Half a minute later...

Looking around, the entire ground is covered with emerging mole heads.

"Young man, charge!"

He nudged Hei Dou's rear with his foot.

"You want me to charge alone?!"

Hei Dou tilted his small head, his dark eyes filled with immense confusion.

Dozens of moles.

To deal with them all by himself, it was like being treated as a beast of burden.

"Didn't you say yourself that 500 wouldn't even break a sweat? These aren't even enough to whet your appetite," Chen Yu spread his hands matter-of-factly. "Charge, you can do it, you're capable, brave youth, go create miracles quickly!"

Hei Dou remained silent, his legs trembling.

The engine was engaged!

By this time, he had entered combat mode.

Half a minute passed...

"Are you out of fuel?" Chen Yu frowned, looking down at Hei Dou, whose limbs were still trembling. "Are you going to go or not? If you don't, I will."

Difficult.

It was like the King Engine, making noises but with no substantial effect.

If you were to talk about the combination of Chen Yu and Hei Dou.

A bald head paired with an engine.

It was quite similar to Saitama and King.

Hei Dou's engine remained inactive for a long time, while the surrounding moles continued to gather.

They couldn't wait any longer.

These moles seemed to have not attacked yet, likely waiting for their kin.

If they were to gather into a mole tide.

It would be a huge problem.

They had to be dealt with before their assembly was complete.

"Be a little more efficient."

Chen Yu didn't want to wait for Hei Dou any longer and walked forward, gripping the Gale Sword.

His eyes were firm, unwavering.

Kill!

Unaware of the moles' strength, Chen Yu did not attack rashly.

He maneuvered slightly.

Taking advantage of the moles' inattention, he raised his sword and struck.

[Phantom +1]

Huh?!

Seeing the notification, Chen Yu stretched his neck and was stunned.

One-hit kill.

He wasn't even serious.

His attack earlier was just a probe, he hadn't used much force.

And it had already become a phantom!

Chen Yu couldn't help but reach up and touch his bald head.

Was he truly developing into a Teacher Saitama?

A bottle of strength potion.

Opening the door to a new world of life awakening.

He went bald, and became invincible?

Swish swish swish!

Chen Yu didn't waste time and struck several more swords.

Without exception.

One-hit kills.

All the moles that showed their heads turned into corpses.

In less than ten minutes.

The ground was covered with mole corpses, which also meant piles of meat.

Looking at the notification on his personal page.

In just under ten minutes, he had gained a full 34 phantoms.

That's it?

Chen Yu reached up and touched his shiny bald head again.

Too weak.

He found it hard to believe.

"That's it?"

Chen Yu couldn't help but sigh, looking at the scattered mole corpses.

A single sword strike was enough to kill them.

None of them required Chen Yu to swing a second sword.

These moles were like idiots. Chen Yu had killed several right in front of others, yet they just stared foolishly at Chen Yu, their eyes following the movement of his sword.

Crack!

Phantom +1.

His head tilted, into the embrace of paradise.

"Is this legit?"

"It's beyond legit." Hei Dou strutted over, his face full of sycophancy. "Boss, your combat power has soared into the heavens, killing them in one hit is like playing."

"You still have the nerve to show up? Where were you just now?" Chen Yu asked.

He had been killing from start to finish, and hadn't seen Hei Dou come to help.

Although, help wasn't really needed.

The moles were so weak, it made Chen Yu incredulous.

"Can these things even be considered beasts?" Chen Yu kicked Hei Dou, saying, "The ones that were instantly killed, you're afraid of them? Are you truly a combat-type spirit beast?"

"Who's afraid of them?" Hei Dou retorted.

"Then why were you trembling?"

"I, wasn't that me engaging the engine?"

"In the end, the engine never started. Was your engine out of fuel?" Chen Yu sneered. "Alright, I don't think you're much of a combat spirit pet. Go, drag out all those mole corpses."

34 phantoms meant 34 mole corpses.

After dissecting them and a bit of critical strike,

It would be over a hundred portions of meat.

And after his cooking, it would be over a hundred elemental crystal fragments.

This was too awesome!

A hundred elemental fragments gained in 10 minutes.

This place was truly a blessed land.

If only a few more batches of moles would come.

Chen Yu muttered in his heart.

A place like this with no danger, and moles that were so foolish they didn't attack, one sword per mole, gaining souls and critting meat.

Where else in the underground caves could one find such a good spot?

"Boss, there's movement underground."

Hei Dou, dragging mole corpses, had its fur standing on end, its head pressed to the ground.

"Oh?" Chen Yu's eyes lit up. "Are more moles coming?"

Chen Yu was really eager for another batch of moles.

To farm them hard again.

"There seems to be something big underground," Hei Dou said, listening to the sounds from below. "Boss, I think this cave is a bit strange."

Chen Yu: "What do you mean?"

Hei Dou blinked. "This isn't a mole encampment, so why are there so many moles?"

He was indeed puzzled.

The number of moles here was indeed ridiculously high.

In previous cave spaces, there were usually solitary beasts. The mole population in the room with the long-horned moles was outrageously high, and more importantly, he hadn't seen any long-horned moles until now.

"The frog of schemes is patting your belly!"

Suddenly, Hei Dou raised its paw, its eyes becoming extremely sharp.

"Speak human." Chen Yu was speechless. Hei Dou narrowed its eyes and pointed to the ground. "There is only one truth, and that is that there is a mole encampment below, or they were summoned by a dark mage."

"Aren't those two the same?"

"Uh..."

No need to break the illusion, fine?

Chen Yu had no intention of challenging him. He was now quite interested in dark magic.

"What is dark magic?"

Hei Dou narrowed its eyes and deliberately lowered its voice. "Dark magic, evil magic, it is the most unsightly magic in this world. Its existence is like a toad mixed among swans."

"It's quite fortunate."

A toad among swans would be extremely uncomfortable.

Just lick them.

"Boss, be serious."

"Dark magic, shouldn't it be magic? I did get meat." Chen Yu frowned. "Magic can give birth to physical objects, that shouldn't be the case, right?"

"Moles exist!"

Hei Dou said in a serious tone, whispering solemnly.

"It's likely that the evil mage used some kind of magic to capture them from another dimension. Perhaps, he wants to establish a mole kingdom with this."

"A mole kingdom?"

This guy really had ambitions.

Mastering a toad among swans, yet wanting to create a mole kingdom.

The ambition was just that.

It was likely that the dark mage wasn't that intelligent either.

The moles he created were all dull and dumb.

"Yes, our coming here might have angered him, so he wanted to unleash his mole army to kill us both. Unfortunately, Big Brother, your strength is top-notch, he couldn't do anything to us." Hei Dou flattered him.

"Do you think he'll send more moles to attack us?" Chen Yu asked.

"Yes!"

Hei Dou nodded seriously.

"Boss, speaking of which, we might have to leave. We've killed so many of his moles, he's definitely going to go mad. We should hurry to the next space."

Urging Chen Yu to run, Hei Dou saw that Chen Yu hadn't moved at all.

"φ(≧w≦*)♪"

He even looked happy, humming a tune.

"Today is a good day, everything I wish for will come true..." Chen Yu, gripping the Advent Gale Sword, took out stones and rubbed the blade against them repeatedly.

He hummed a tune while holding the sword and examining its edge.

"Boss, we have to go."

Chen Yu was stunned, staring at Hei Dou for a long time, his eyes full of confusion.

"Why should we leave? Are you an idiot?"

"This is such a good spot to farm meat, and you want to leave? Hei Dou, this is meat! This is money, this is our survival resource in the underground caves, it's a gold mine, and you want to leave?"

"Uh..."

Hei Dou was a little dazed.

"As you said, the moles pose no threat to me, Big Brother. So, what reason do we have to leave?" Chen Yu spread his hands. "We'll just stay here, nowhere else to go."

Immediately, Chen Yu sat down on the pile of moles, sticking the Advent Gale Sword into the dirt.

He supported his leg with one hand, his face full of determination.

"Today... I'll farm all the meat for the year, and if I don't drain that guy dry, we're not leaving!"

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Author's Notes:

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