Plainclothes police officers quickly arrived at the cemetery and indeed found the skull-shaped tent described in Xiao Hei's report.
What were they doing in this deserted wilderness late at night instead of staying home? There must be something fishy.
The plainclothes officers immediately suspected that the group inside the tent were likely tomb robbers.
Setting up tents in such a place and pretending to be camping and picnicking – wasn't that just like covering one's ears while stealing a bell?
The officers found the situation both amusing and baffling. They didn't know whether to laugh at the robbers' good luck for being caught so promptly, or to mock their stupidity for thinking a tent could fool anyone. They were utterly foolish.
Crime fighting brooked no delay!
Without the slightest hesitation, the police officers pulled open the tent and rushed in.
However, the scene that greeted them upon entering left them dumbfounded.
Zhong Xiaoxin and Zhong Tianyuan, the two brothers, were in the throes of an indescribable experience after taking small white pills, their minds swimming dizzily.
Suddenly, the tent flap was ripped open. The screams of three women, accompanied by the biting cold wind, erupted in unison.
"What are you screaming about!"
"Which slut opened the tent flap? Do you want to freeze us to death?"
The Zhong brothers couldn't help but curse, only to turn and see a group of people pouring in, young and old, with the leader holding up a police badge.
Seeing this, the two brothers trembled all over, their limbs weak and unsteady.
The three women screamed even louder, hastily grabbing nearby quilts to cover their bodies.
Observing the scene, the police officers were quite speechless.
Tomb robbers?
Were these the tomb robbers the informant had reported?
What a joke! What kind of tomb robber strips completely naked?
Among the officers, there were seasoned veterans who had tackled crimes on the front lines and had seen all sorts of scenes.
But they had never encountered such a ridiculous and bewildering case of mistaken identity as this.
"Officers, I… we… please, don't arrest me…"
Zhong Tianyuan, terrified, covered himself and pleaded on his knees.
"I didn't do anything, I've been framed! It's all their fault. Seeing that we're good-looking, they got greedy, drugged us with a secret potion, and then gave us aphrodisiacs…"
Zhong Xiaoxin, having spent time in the entertainment industry, was calmer than Zhong Tianyuan. Adhering to the principle of "sharing misfortune but not good fortune," he quickly shifted the blame.
The three women, upon hearing this, turned crimson with anger and began to curse Zhong Xiaoxin vehemently.
"Shameless dog! You were just calling me your 'sweetie'!"
"Officers, don't listen to him. We sisters are innocent. These two brothers are the perverted scoundrels, seize them!"
"That's right, that's right! We are law-abiding citizens, and we earn our money through physical labor. If you're going to arrest anyone, arrest them. These two brothers are no good!"
"Officers, I just saw them take some mysterious little pills. I suspect they're drugs. Arrest them quickly for a urine test."
Hearing the little pills mentioned, Zhong Xiaoxin and Zhong Tianyuan turned pale with fear.
Zhong Tianyuan roared in fury, "Nonsense! What drugs? You damned bitch, don't frame me!"
"Who's framing you? Look at your face now, it's red like a monkey's backside. Is this normal after… well, after anything? It's so red, it must be due to drugs."
"You…"
"What about me? We are the innocent ones. Officers, arrest them!"
"No, don't listen to their nonsense. We are the innocent ones, my cousin and I. They are the bad guys, and we were forced into… well, forced."
To escape arrest, both sides descended into a public catfight, accusing each other.