The blue rabbit officially moved in and needed a name to be registered.
Taking advantage of the clear weather, the three of them sat around, staring at the blue rabbit in the middle, racking their brains.
"Jiao Shao blue dyed first evenly, wind wrinkled rippling vast water clouds." Wu Tianzhen hesitated, "How about calling it Jiao Shao?"
"What's called Shao?" Fatty was completely bewildered. He scratched his head, unable to figure out Wu Tianzhen's naming style. Soon, he lost patience.
"As Fatty said, why bother showing off your knowledge? Just give it a simple, easy-to-raise, common name!"
He arrogantly nudged the blue rabbit. "How about it, Gou Dan'er? Do you like this name, hahaha!"
The blue rabbit: (gritting its teeth)
"It's not very good to call it Gou Dan'er..." Wu Tianzhen still wanted to try. He glanced at the quiet Xiao Zhang. "Our Xiao Ge is so imposing when he goes out, but he has a pet named Gou Dan'er..."
"No, the picture is too beautiful, I dare not imagine it."
This sentence immediately subdued Fatty, who was eager to name the blue rabbit "Wang Cai." Although he felt that these names embodied simple expectations and were perfect names, upon careful consideration, they didn't seem to match Xiao Zhang.
"Hiss—then what should we call it? Damn it, Fatty, I probably won't have this much trouble naming my own child later!"
"You're already thinking about your future child?" Wu Tianzhen teased. "Why don't we tidy up and go back to Emei to look around again? We left in such a hurry that we forgot to pick out a beautiful monkey for you, hahahaha!"
"Xie Hai Wang, don't push your luck!" Fatty retorted by exposing Wu Tianzhen's past, fully demonstrating their brotherhood.
Thinking of Xie Hai Wang, Wu Tianzhen immediately became dejected.
...When they went to Mount Emei, he had confidently told Xiao Hua that he would be his bodyguard. But all the way, hadn't he just performed Xie Hai Wang's might for him?!
The thought that another person knew his title as Xie Hai Wang made Wu Tianzhen put on a pained expression.
Under this sorrow, he suddenly lost the interest to properly name the blue rabbit. He looked at the blue rabbit, which seemed to provoke him no matter how he looked at it, and suddenly thought of someone. He gritted his teeth and said:
"...It's so dog-like, why don't we just name it Hei Yan Jing!"
Hei Yan Jing in an unknown distant place: ...?
This remark had a powerful effect, and Fatty burst into laughter almost instantly.
Zhang Qiling, who had been cooperating all along, heard the name, glanced at the blue rabbit, and a hint of disgust gradually appeared in his eyes.
As the coveted golden thigh, the blue rabbit always observed Zhang Qiling's reactions. Upon catching that hint of disgust, its fur bristled, and it suddenly leaped up, giving the culprit, Xiao Wu, a kick.
"Holy crap!" Wu Tianzhen was caught off guard by the rabbit's kick to his forehead. A red mark immediately appeared on his head, and his expression turned ferocious. "Alright, I'll let you know why humans inherited the legacy of dinosaurs!!"
A rabbit and a dog... no, a rabbit and a person started fighting again. Blue fur flew everywhere, quickly falling to the ground.
Zhang Qiling watched the scene thoughtfully, and a perfect name suddenly flashed in his mind—
"Mao Tuan."
He said seriously, his expressionless face showing a hint of joy, as if he was extremely satisfied with this name.
"...Huh?" Under this peerless name, even Wu Tianzhen, who was fighting the rabbit, stopped subconsciously. He exchanged a glance with the equally stunned blue rabbit in his hands, and his face gradually showed an expression of wanting to laugh but not daring to.
"Hmm, this name is really good, really great, hahahahaha!" Fatty pretended to agree, then burst into laughter. As the one in charge of the kitchen's life and death, he feared nothing.
But no matter what, the blue rabbit's name was finally decided.
It was named Mao Tuan.
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The newly christened Mao Tuan was still as unruly as ever. Fatty kept his word and immediately arranged a full rabbit feast.
Spicy rabbit heads, spicy rabbit legs... a line of dishes filled the table. When Zhang Qiling first sat down, he even felt for a moment that the table of Wu Shan Ju had been replaced with a crimson tablecloth.
"Hmph hmph hmph..." Fatty sat down with a sinister grin, then slammed down with a thud—
Mao Tuan, who had been lurking on the ground sneakily, had, at some point, bitten off half of Fatty's chair leg.
"You damn it!" Fatty was furious and immediately jumped up, intending to personally supervise Mao Tuan as they ate rabbit meat.
...Then the three of them watched in disbelief as Mao Tuan, a single rabbit, ate three large basins of rabbit meat.
At this moment, they gained a new understanding of this member of Wu Shan Ju.