Chapter 16 Get… Happiness… Lou!

Having said that, Luan Lihui raised the wooden stick and smashed it fiercely against his left wrist, blow after blow, until his wrist was mangled and his left hand hung limply, connected only by a layer of skin and flesh.

This scene turned Huang Jun pale as a ghost, his lips trembling uncontrollably. It also made Yao Shunyu look at him with new eyes.

"Hah—, hah—" Luan Lihui, his eyes red, gasped for breath. Furious, he roared at the woman who had competed with him in ruthlessness, "Come on, keep going! You damned things!"

One could sense that Luan Lihui was now hysterical. The long-term repression had completely changed him, but Yao Shunyu didn't think this was entirely a bad thing. To survive in this kind of world, you had to be even crueler than these people.

But the surrounding villagers were not provoked by Luan Lihui. On the contrary, they all grinned, as if they had been waiting for this moment.

Elder Sun also smiled, his eyes narrowed. He turned around and quickly walked to the woman with tiny steps. He slapped her to the ground with one blow, and then, regardless of the woman's begging and struggling, forcibly tore open her clothes, snatched the dead infant wrapped in swaddling clothes, and then held it in his arms, as if it were a real baby, and handed it to Luan Lihui.

After Luan Lihui received it with his only remaining right hand, Elder Sun raised his neck and sang in unison with the other four old women, "Get… happiness… lou!"

Luan Lihui had won this round.

At the same time, a group of people walked over with strange steps. They carried a four-corner incense burner with two thick carrying poles.

Yao Shunyu's eyes paused. He found the incense burner familiar, and he quickly realized that this incense burner was the one stored in the temple, which he had seen before.

Luan Lihui didn't know what these people were going to do and seemed very alert until someone with a kitchen knife inserted into their head bent down, grabbed a handful of incense ash from the incense burner, and sprinkled it on Luan Lihui's wound. A magical scene appeared: the wound that was still bleeding quickly stopped.

As Luan Lihui walked back, Huang Jun and Yao Shunyu both smelled a stench, which was the smell of the rotting dead infant in Luan Lihui's arms.

"Are you okay?" Yao Shunyu asked softly.

Luan Lihui didn't answer, just nodded woodenly.

Now Yao Shunyu understood. This dead infant was equivalent to a kind of certification. Only the winner of the competition was qualified to get it.

And he suspected that this dead infant would probably be very useful on the road ahead. For example, after arriving at the bridge, you could not cross the bridge without the dead infant, or, more directly, you would be killed by these villagers without the dead infant.

Soon, the Blood Maiden Shehuo troupe stopped again, and Yao Shunyu didn't need anyone to push him; he walked out on his own.

And this time, his opponent quickly appeared. It was the weirdo who had been peeping at him before.

The weirdo took off his raincoat and hat. From the looks of it, she was a girl of about 10 years old. She didn't have much makeup, but she also drew a beard to pretend to be a man. The left half of the girl's face had delicate skin, but the right half of her face was terrifying. It was all melted, as if it had been splashed with concentrated acid. Her eyes and eyelids were fused together, and the rotten corners of her mouth were still drooping down.

Her only remaining left eye stared at Yao Shunyu, a pure hatred, as if there was an irreconcilable deep hatred between the two.

Yao Shunyu carefully identified her, but he couldn't remember this person at all, let alone where he had offended her.

At this time, a very terrifyingly dressed strong woman rushed over. She had a stone smashed on her head, the sharp edges embedded in her scalp. She pointed at Yao Shunyu's nose and cursed, "It's this thieving man. He is Li Bai's lover. Daughter, if you kill him, you can avenge yourself!"

As soon as the woman spoke, Yao Shunyu recognized her. It was the woman who had been making trouble in their yard not long ago, who wanted to find trouble for him, but was stopped by Lu Zhangyuan. As a result, Lu Zhangyuan suffered a knife wound on his shoulder.

"Who is the first to get happiness?" the village chief asked routinely.

Yao Shunyu and the girl didn't speak. After about 5 seconds, the girl suddenly shouted as if some restriction had been lifted: "The little one is the first to get happiness, and hopes that the Maiden will fulfill her!"

Yao Shunyu's guess came true. In this mission, the three of them had priority and could choose the order in which they were beaten and punished. If he had spoken just now, he could have gotten happiness first.

But in his opinion, the one who got happiness first didn't have an advantage. The one who made a move later had a certain advantage, but the premise was that you had to be more ruthless than the previous person, and be more willing to hurt yourself. Just now, Luan Lihui's opponent only broke his arm, but Luan Lihui almost smashed off his entire left hand, so in the end, Luan Lihui got the dead infant.

The girl randomly knelt down. After being severely beaten in a perfunctory manner, the girl quickly got up, glared at Yao Shunyu fiercely, and then directly took the scissors from the leading Elder Sun's hand. In front of everyone, she cut off her left ear with a pair of scissors, and then stuffed the blade of the scissors into her mouth and pulled it hard, cutting open her entire right corner of her mouth. Blood gushed out as if it didn't cost money.

"Heavy!"

"Heavy!"

The villagers cheered, their voices neat. The woman who had been making trouble before shouted the loudest, constantly urging her daughter to be more ruthless and be sure to put Yao Shunyu to death.

Listening to her mother's instructions, the girl grinned, and the ugly gums could be seen directly from the cut-open wound at the right corner of her mouth. She dropped the scissors and grabbed the knife in the hand of an old woman, aiming it at her left leg and slashing it.

Huang Jun didn't know what to say when he saw this scene. He was scared, really scared. This group of people were complete lunatics!

"Is it raw?" Elder Sun's face bloomed with joy.

"Raw!"

"Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt!"

Along with pulling out the knife, blood even splattered on Elder Sun's face, rendering that gloomy old face even more strange. Elder Sun looked at the girl with joy, and after putting away the large scissors, he turned around and shouted to the Zhusheng Niangniang (Goddess of Childbirth), "Get… happiness… lou!"

In Huang Jun's opinion, this cry basically announced Yao Shunyu's death sentence. He didn't believe that Yao Shunyu could do this step. In other words, if he really did it, then Yao Shunyu might not be far from death.

As the surrounding crowd surged up, Huang Jun quietly retreated. He was worried that Yao Shunyu would detonate the explosives in a hurry, and he didn't want to be affected.

After a round of head-and-face beatings, Yao Shunyu gritted his teeth and got up, gave the girl who was staring at him a contemptuous smile, and then directly cut off his left ear with large scissors.

Then, without blinking his eyes, he forcefully slashed open the corner of his mouth, which made Huang Jun twitch for a while, and Luan Lihui couldn't help but frown.

Finally, dropping the scissors, Yao Shunyu grabbed the knife with his backhand and stabbed his left arm fiercely, one knife, two knives… a full three knives. The last knife even pierced through the entire arm.

It wasn't that Yao Shunyu didn't dare to attack his thigh, but he was worried that injuring his leg would affect his movement. He hoped that three knives in his arm could be worth one knife in the girl's leg.