chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 962 Red-Buttocked Macaque

The old monkey bent over, lowered its head, and even slowed its breathing,

seeming to wait for the starting gun to fire,

then it would start sprinting,

start running,

start... going crazy!

It was a pity

that there wasn't such a big starting gun around here,

but,

heaven seemed to be giving it face,

a thunderclap suddenly resounded from the dark and dense clouds.

"Boom!"

The old monkey moved,

but then again, it didn't,

to be precise,

its body only trembled slightly, yet it remained in place.

For thousands of years,

that mountain-moving coolie it had always looked down upon had occupied what it believed was rightfully its position,

making its identity very awkward.

Now,

since it had already reached the end of its life,

it should take the opportunity to prove itself.

Enduring is for living, but living is not for enduring.

The old monkey really didn't move,

but behind King Jiang Chu's Dharma body,

the river that originally meandered down the slope of the valley,

suddenly erupted,

transforming into a hand,

directly clasping King Jiang Chu's Dharma body's neck.

"Roar!"

The old monkey slammed its fists fiercely on the ground,

like drumming!

"Bang!"

The hand completely formed from the river also suddenly exerted force,

and for a time,

the earth shook and the mountains swayed,

and the previously majestic and solemn Dharma body of King Jiang Chu was directly pressed to the ground.

Face down,

one round,

and it was knocked down!

…………

"Pfft!"

Lawyer An almost laughed like a pig,

but then his face showed a serious expression and he said:

"Damn it, this insidious monkey actually launched a sneak attack!"

King Jiang Chu glanced at Lawyer An and said:

"Laugh if you want to, I want to laugh too, don't hold it in."

Saying that,

he himself chuckled "Hehe".

"Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Lawyer An.

"…………" King Jiang Chu.

Lawyer An really couldn't help it,

and,

he mistakenly believed,

that the other party had the same mentality as him,

wanting to see his own superior embarrassed and making a fool of himself,

this kind of pleasure,

this kind of exhilarating feeling,

was truly indescribable.

"Hey, did you see that, that pretentious bastard, got himself a mouthful of mud."

"…………" King Jiang Chu.

"What breed is this old monkey anyway? Do you know, old brother?"

Lawyer An finished laughing and started talking normally.

In fact, while laughing just now, he had been observing the expression of this old brother, seeing that the other party was laughing very reservedly, he thought that he should be a big shot in the underworld, estimating that he should be one level higher than "Qing".

So he was holding back his identity,

with a feeling of wanting to laugh, but not being able to laugh out loud, so he could just laugh for him and vent it.

Lawyer An's analysis was still very reliable, and his behavior was still very considerate,

provided that he directly ruled out the possibility that the person in front of him was King Jiang Chu.

How could that be possible!

"Before, I wasn't sure, but now, I am."

King Jiang Chu paused,

and said:

"Red-butt Horse Monkey."

"Red-butt Horse Monkey?"

Lawyer An knew what breed the old monkey was, but once the specific breed was said, he still remembered it.

Red-butt Horse Monkey, understands yin and yang, knows human affairs, is good at entering and exiting, avoids death and prolongs life.

In short, a scheming old bastard,

and,

no wonder it's so good at enduring!

The most important thing is that the Red-butt Horse Monkey is good at using water. This is different from the Great Sage Sun that everyone is familiar with. The Great Sage Sun is not good at water battles, but the Red-butt Horse Monkey is just the opposite.

It is said that this is because the Red-butt Horse Monkey may have the bloodline of the Dragon King.

At this time,

Lawyer An was also a little confused,

a mountain-moving ape, of course, is a down-to-earth worker, with great strength, and its combat power should be very good, but as a Lord of the Underworld, except for the kind of first generation who want to build an empire, who need the Purple-Gold Divine Monkey to help.

A monarch who maintains the status quo feels that it is more appropriate to pair with a Red-butt Horse Monkey.

It can calculate, can see people, can plan,

and most importantly,

it can also help its master to endure together. Sometimes, living long is also a great advantage, outliving all your opponents, and then there will be no opponents, which has the same effect as his boss's "being kind to others".

Therefore, it's a bit of a waste to choose a mountain-moving ape instead of a Red-butt Horse Monkey at the end of the dynasty.

……………

One move,

and the Dharma body of the King of Hell was knocked down.

Zhou Ze stood in place,

the surrounding dust almost formed a sand waterfall directly sweeping over,

Zhou Ze subconsciously covered his face with his hands.

After it subsided,

Zhou Ze shook his body,

and a pile of dust and gravel fell down.

"Phew…………"

As a deeply clean freak, this kind of experience is quite terrible.

But he couldn't leave, and he couldn't retreat too far.

He was waiting,

waiting for a suitable opportunity.

This matter,

is quite insidious,

because Boss Zhou was waiting for the next "King Pingdeng" to appear.

It was a pity,

the old monkey was a bit too fierce,

which made Zhou Ze cast his slightly eager gaze towards the King of Hell who was being suppressed by the "sailor",

could it be,

that this time it's you?

…………

Although he suffered a loss at the beginning,

the King of Hell is, after all, the King of Hell,

when Ying Gou swept through hell a year ago, he did sweep through them, but Ying Gou's identity and size were there, and he also had King Pingdeng Lu's selfless dedication.

Facing Ying Gou at that time, being beaten down was really not shameful.

But at this moment,

facing an old monkey,

the true strength of the King of Hell,

was finally revealed.

"Buzz!"

In an instant,

heavy rain began to fall,

black rain, mixed with the power of curses, constantly washed over this land.

Since he had recognized the other party's breed, naturally, he would no longer give the other party a chance to use water.

One option was to drain the water, but that was not realistic, turning this area into a desert for thousands of miles would be too harmful to nature;

another was to pollute the water here, and after he left, everything would be restored, but at least he could ensure that the other party could no longer use the water here.

The reason why he was directly knocked down just now,

was because the other party was not only simply "controlling objects", but because the river, the water, had a great bonus effect under his control, and its power was far greater than imagined.

Of course, the most important reason was: he underestimated the enemy.

His right hand released,

the dragon vein began to roll on the ground, but it could not leave because its aura was blocked.

The "sailor" who had been pressing on King Jiang Chu's neck was slowly turning black, and finally, as King Jiang Chu's Dharma body began to exert force, the "sailor" began to collapse.

King Jiang Chu stood up,

King Jiang Chu disappeared again,

King Jiang Chu appeared in front of the old monkey,

King Jiang Chu raised his foot,

the old monkey still maintained the action of hitting the ground with both fists,

seeing King Jiang Chu's Dharma body suddenly appearing in front of him,

the old monkey didn't seem surprised at all,

but said very calmly:

"I told you, this kind of person cares about face, and will definitely take revenge immediately after suffering a loss."

The old monkey was old,

so old that it was almost slag,

all these years it had relied on its monkey grandchildren to find ways to prolong its life all over the world,

but in the old monkey's eyes,

the shrewd light was becoming more and more intense.

King Jiang Chu's Dharma body's foot was about to fall,

with the power of thunder!

However,

at this moment,

he heard a voice that he found somewhat familiar,

"Still... remember me?"

In an instant,

a pair of hands appeared from the ground below,

directly grabbing one of King Jiang Chu's Dharma body's feet.

When these hands covered it,

the aura of Dharma began to condense,

"Dharma is without form, Dharma is without measure, Dharma is without equality, Dharma is without end!"

The terrifying sealing power struck,

in an instant,

sealing the connection between the Dharma body and the outside world.

…………

The middle-aged man next to Lawyer An suddenly closed his eyes, as if sand had been blown into them.

And Lawyer An next to him exclaimed in shock:

"Down, down, down again!!!"

Lawyer An saw that this "very tall" old brother had closed his eyes,

and he also sighed,

alas,

yes,

it was fun to see his own boss suffer, but it was very shameful for his own boss to be beaten repeatedly;

not to mention this old brother,

even Lawyer An, who had already left the underworld system,

felt a little bit like closing his eyes and not wanting to watch any longer.

The moment the main body loses contact with the Dharma body is the weakest time for the Dharma body.

King Jiang Chu's Dharma body fell to the ground again,

the old monkey smiled "Hehe",

jumped up without any politeness,

raised its fist and gave the solemn Dharma body wearing a purple python robe a monkey fist greeting!

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"You say you don't remember me?"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"You say you don't remember me ah?"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"I am the Red-butt Horse Monkey under the Lord of the Underworld!"

"Bang!"

"My lord, did you see that, these traitors who sell out their master for glory, little monkey, I'm beating them for you!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

The Dharma body tried to get up several times,

but the black figure surrounding it was clinging to him tightly, preventing him from moving, and he could only continue to be beaten **** by this old monkey on his body.

This scene,

was quite valiant.

There was no momentum of "mountains collapsing and the earth splitting and the water flowing backwards", nor the unrestrained freedom of "a call and the swords come",

but rather like an old hooligan,

venting his own depression and resentment in the most simple and down-to-earth way.

Beating,

beating,

the old monkey began to shed tears,

"Why didn't you choose me back then, why didn't you choose me back then!"

Smashing,

smashing,

the old monkey's voice began to choke up,

"If I was there, how could these bastards have taken your position, how could they have fooled you!"

Hitting,

hitting,

red liquid began to seep out from the corners of the old monkey's eyes,

seeping out together,

were other parts of the body.

Obviously,

after leaving the cold pool,

the old monkey's lifespan,

was coming to an end!

"Roar!!!"

The old monkey let out a roar,

"Mountain-mover, you took my position, but you useless thing, you can't even protect the master, you useless thing, the most useless thing in the world!"

The old monkey's body began to tremble,

layers of rotten flesh began to gradually spread from the soles of its feet,

"My lord, little monkey, I won't let you die, absolutely not, absolutely... won't!"

…………

Thousands of miles away,

Tong City, South Street,

pharmacy;

Fangfang's surprised voice came,

"Oh, old Taoist, you're finally awake."