chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 967 Decapitate! (3)
What it meant to Zhou Ze,
Lawyer An wasn't a party involved,
So he didn't know,
At least,
It wasn't possible for him to be so sensitive.
To Zhou Ze,
He had some understanding after seeing the old monkey appear, so he had been waiting.
Now the old monkey was dead, and before dying, it gave everything it had left to Zhou Ze.
As for specifying that King Chujiang go down to accompany it because it was afraid of the dark, that was just a convenient bonus.
If you want this dragon vein, you have to get past King Chujiang.
But these things,
Lawyer An didn't know.
Lawyer An only knew
That with Boss Da's current state,
He couldn't beat King Yama.
So,
This is what you call gambling!
Being a simp also requires skill; Lawyer An had undoubtedly reached the peak of simping, about to be lonely at the top, as solitary as snow.
He had erected a monument for the world of simps!
King Chujiang was stunned for a moment,
Especially the title of "Fake King Li,"
Which made him a little taken aback.
The rain had stopped, but he still proactively reached out and grabbed some raindrops to wash his hands.
Regarding An Buqi behind him,
King Chujiang still found him amusing,
So amusing that he even wanted to change his mind,
Wanting to crack open Lawyer An's skull,
Search his soul,
To see if there was anything else more interesting.
This hand-washing action made Zhou Ze feel very familiar.
Of course, familiar was familiar, but for germaphobes, their own germophobia was called being clean, while the opposite's germophobia was called... a pain in the ass.
"Who is it?"
King Chujiang asked,
Still carrying that air of composure.
He was a king of the underworld,
Even in the mortal realm, it was still the same.
The temperament cultivated over thousands of years had truly permeated his bones.
"Forgot?"
Zhou Ze said.
King Chujiang's eyes narrowed slightly.
Then,
Zhou Ze moved,
He appeared in front of King Chujiang,
In King Chujiang's eyes,
Two terrifying purple thunderbolts were released,
This wasn't a heavenly tribulation, but rather thunderous power that he had cultivated himself. In the Infernal Minor Hell that he controlled, this thunder was used to punish those deeply sinful souls.
However,
Zhou Ze directly ignored the threat of the thunder,
In fact,
When the thunder struck Zhou Ze,
It naturally moved away,
Landing a thousand meters away, erupting with a violent roar, as if boundless karmic fire suddenly rose up, completely purifying that area.
There wasn't any explosion or landslide,
Only the air there,
Would become exceptionally fresh for a long time.
And at this time,
Zhou Ze's fist had arrived.
"Bang!"
King Chujiang was sent flying by a punch.
Everything,
Was actually this simple,
Nothing complicated, nothing complex,
Even if you are the king of the contemporary hell,
But hitting you,
And hitting a dog,
What's the difference?
Lawyer An stood on the side,
Personally witnessing this "miracle,"
Oh no,
This "divine miracle"!
The last time the boss swept through hell, he wasn't there. Lao Zhang was in hell at that time, but Lao Zhang was frozen or something at that time. In short, Lao Zhang didn't see it clearly either. He was too short to see the scenery above.
But this time,
Lawyer An saw the scene of King Yama being punched away by Boss Da,
A genuine, real hammer!
However, at this moment, An Buqi didn't dare to speak, not even sending up flattery.
He was afraid that if he was careless and noisy, Boss Da's personality would directly send him to be cremated early.
King Chujiang's body slid for more than a thousand meters in the forest,
On the ground,
A huge gully appeared,
The surrounding puddles seemed to have found their home all of a sudden, and this gully quickly gathered rainwater, like a rapidly dug ditch.
Zhou Ze didn't follow up,
Just squatted down,
Bent over,
Reached out,
And scooped up some water from the newly dug ditch,
Sprinkling it on his palm,
Washing slowly.
When King Chujiang stood up again over there,
Zhou Ze slowly asked:
"Remember now?"
Remember?
Remember who blew up your dharma body directly in the first place?
King Chujiang shook his head in disbelief,
And said:
"You're still alive."
It hadn't even been two years since Ying Gou returned and swept through hell last time. Even if it was fully calculated as two years, for these existences with lifespans of thousands of years, it was like something that happened yesterday.
That time,
The Yin Division army was dispatched,
The Yamas' dharma bodies participated in the war together,
Although the losses were heavy,
In the end, it forced that person to walk towards the Bridge of Helplessness, entering the path of no return.
But who would have thought that
That one,
Wasn't dead yet.
King Chujiang's gaze fell on Lawyer An again,
He suddenly felt
That he hadn't been able to search the soul of this interesting guy earlier,
Seemed to be a not-so-small mistake.
"What you want is the dragon vein?"
King Chujiang asked.
His body was indeed sturdy enough; it shouldn't be as casual as other Yin Division officials just going to a funeral home and finding an upper body to use.
Zhou Ze nodded, then shook his head,
Having washed his hands,
Zhou Ze stood up,
His gaze swept over the huge corpse of the old monkey next to him.
"It said it was afraid of the dark."
"And then?"
"It needs you to go down and accompany it."
Ying Gou would definitely do what he promised people, oh no, what he promised monkeys.
Even if the person who promised this was his own watchdog, not himself.
But Ying Gou disdained playing this kind of word game.
His gaze,
Fell on this Yama again,
Zhou Ze slowly raised his left arm,
Five fingernails grew out,
With a strange luster,
As if the space behind him was distorted by this terrifying sharpness.
"Arrogant."
King Chujiang wasn't angry, nor was he afraid.
He even reached out to tidy up his clothes,
Even though this set of clothes had been completely soaked in the rain and mud,
The sense of ritual still had to be there,
The more downcast one appeared, the more the sense of ritual was needed.
"Wait a little longer; even if you want to leave, you won't be able to.
The mortal realm,
Doesn't have a Bridge of Helplessness that can let you escape by chance again."
King Chujiang finished speaking word by word.
Zhou Ze smiled slightly,
He didn't really like this kind of bookish way of talking,
You say one thing, I say another,
Very boring,
Also very uninteresting.
So back then,
When he controlled hell,
He would only speak when he, sitting on the White Bone Throne, wanted to speak.
Around him,
There wasn't anyone who could just talk casually,
All for the sake of,
A quiet environment.
King Chujiang's dharma body moved,
The huge body swung its fist,
Smashing directly at Zhou Ze below!
This punch,
Was thunderous!
Zhou Ze raised his left hand,
Holding it above his head,
"Bang!"
The fist of the dharma body, as huge as a house,
Was blocked by Zhou Ze with five fingernails.
This was a very strange scene,
But it really happened,
Extremely uncoordinated, yet carrying a specific and exclusive sense of inevitability.
"Puchi!"
Five fingernails pierced into the fist of the dharma body,
Perhaps,
Only a few centimeters of distance were closed,
Compared to this huge dharma body,
It was simply not worth mentioning.
But in the next moment,
Zhou Ze's palm began to rotate,
His fingers also began to rotate,
His fingernails also began to rotate,
And this huge dharma body,
Also began to rotate.
Like autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves,
The dharma body began to twist,
Began to be stirred,
Began to be torn apart,
"Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A dull roar sounded.
Lawyer An only felt blood seeping from his eyes, ears, mouth, and nose.
After swaying around in place twice,
He finally couldn't hold on
And fainted directly on the ground.
At this moment,
Lawyer An truly understood
What was meant by "When gods fight, mortals suffer."
Before losing consciousness,
Lawyer An felt extremely unwilling,
He still wanted to see a few more glances, really wanted to...
On a distant hillside,
Yingying, Lao Zhang, and the little monkey also covered their ears together. They were far enough away, so they weren't too affected. They only felt their ears ringing and their souls trembling.
Nearby,
Inside the cave covered in bones, a pangolin with a thousand years of cultivation shuddered and began to dig deeper down like crazy!
And a ghost, entirely white, simply abandoned the dojo it had been running for sixty years, and fled quickly at the cost of damaging its origin.
These two were existences that King Chujiang could take a look at when he came here before.
At this time,
They all knew that this was no longer a game they could participate in, so they ran very decisively.
The dharma body exploded,
Exploding very abruptly,
It seemed that such a huge behemoth was gone just like that, a bit of a waste.
It didn't experience a fierce battle, nor did it experience a huge injury, nor did it have the kind of strength to fall down and then climb up again to burn its little universe and then rush up again and again.
What was left behind
Was just Zhou Ze's short and simple evaluation:
"Still brittle."
Yes,
Like revisiting an old place and tasting a local delicacy to make an evaluation.
This newly repaired dharma body,
Was the same as the one he blew up last time,
Equally brittle,
Equally vulnerable.
King Chujiang was stunned for a moment. His composure meant he wasn't too panicked, but he was extremely shocked in his heart, because this time, he clearly sensed that the person in front of him seemed to be even stronger than the last time he appeared in hell!
King Chujiang's gaze fell on the old monkey's huge corpse,
He understood a little.
"Actually, your relationship with the Yin Division doesn't necessarily have to be adversarial. We can..."
Before King Chujiang could finish speaking,
Zhou Ze moved again,
In King Chujiang's view,
The other party was a bit... unreasonable.
In fact,
That was indeed the case.
Because before this,
Ying Gou had endured for a long time,
Watching a little monkey and a little doll fighting there for a long time,
But he could only stand there,
Getting rained on with his watchdog,
How long he got rained on was equivalent to how long he held his breath.
Ying Gou's temper,
Had never been very good.
"Buzz!"
This time, King Chujiang didn't attack proactively, but instead activated a purple light shield to protect his front.
"Add Sugar!"
A... very untimely technique name rang out,
Adding a touch of mockery to this not-so-balanced duel,
As if it really was an adult,
Casually beating up a child.
Ying Gou's anger rose another level.
But he didn't have the energy to find trouble with his own watchdog at this time, nor did he bother to question the watchdog's strange aesthetics.
Fortunately,
There was a cute King Yama in front of him.
"Bang!"
The defense was directly torn apart,
This defense,
Was as weak as a plastic film at this time, and it was still the version with reduced materials.
Zhou Ze's hand instantly grabbed King Chujiang's neck,
"You..."
Still not letting the other party speak,
Because if you're going to fight, just fight,
Why keep babbling?
Lift up,
Slam down!
"Bang!"
Lift up,
Slam down!
"Bang!"
Lift up,
Slam down!
"Bang!"
"Didn't you say you had the ability to let me know..."
"Bang!"
"What are the vicissitudes of life?"
"Bang!"
"What are the changes of time?"
"Bang!"
"What is the impermanence of things?"
"Smack!"