chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 1000 Don't Let It Happen Again
He wasn't stupid.
So,
Being not stupid,
He reacted normally.
He turned his head,
Looking behind him,
Towards the direction,
He had pointed earlier.
He saw three men standing in front of the bookstore.
Ordinary,
Average,
Lethargic,
That was the overall impression, like three unmarried layabouts leaning against an old elm tree at the village entrance, soaking up the afternoon sun, waiting for Widow Wang from the end of the village to pass by so they could try and get a cheap flirt.
The one on the far right was an old man, with thinning hair and some spots on his face. An ordinary person might think they were age spots, but the constable was an experienced man. Though not a forensic doctor, he had some experience. They were clearly—lividity.
The middle-aged man on the far left had a melancholic hairstyle, exuding a restrained sexiness, with sharpness hidden in his eyes.
The young man in the middle,
Had a casual gaze,
Revealing an indifference to everything around him.
Faintly,
One could detect a faint salty scent emanating from him.
The old man on the far right raised his hand,
And said,
"Get up."
"Thank you, Sir!"
The two Inspectors immediately stood up.
The underworld had an extremely strict hierarchy.
Although Feng Si's promotion was directly due to his “appearance and temperament,” a factor he himself wouldn't deny;
For the Inspectors below, whether Feng Si was a lucky climber or not, it wasn't something they were qualified to judge or neglect.
Back in the days of the Ten Courts of Hell, the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha could be mocked as Empress Dowager Cixi, and countless jokes and memes about the Ten Courts of Hell emerged.
When the Nine Eunuchs came to power, the nine eunuchs put on a show, controlling the underworld.
This should have been the beginning of an explosion of jokes and memes,
But in reality, it wasn't.
Because of their innate deficiencies, the Nine Eunuchs became very extreme and sensitive in some respects.
Their solution to this problem was simple:
They deprived everyone of the right to "speak."
Preventing the people from speaking was more important than preventing a river from flooding, which seemed to have become a golden rule of political correctness.
But in fact, the Nine Eunuchs proved with their actions that blocking everyone's mouths from spouting nonsense actually caused no problems.
Secretly gossiping, creating and spreading any negative remarks about superiors, would result in imprisonment upon discovery.
It was said that Di Ting (mythical beast that can distinguish good from evil) was also instructed to occasionally help listen, which made the entire underworld even more silent.
The constable suddenly felt a twinge in his nose,
In his eyes,
Tears were flowing.
At this point,
He didn't bother to hide anything anymore.
He lowered his head,
Tears fell under the force of gravity.
He wanted to cry, and he did cry, after being chased by two Inspectors for a day and a night, only to run headfirst into a Judge.
And pointing at the Judge, using the Judge as a hostage to threaten the two Inspectors.
Yes, the only ones who could make the two Inspectors kneel and call "Sir" were the Judges.
Feng Si'er stepped forward.
The constable raised the copper lock in his hand,
Hesitated for a moment,
And then put it down.
*Guangdang.*
The copper lock was thrown on the ground.
The day-and-night chase had left him at his wit's end, and more than the physical exhaustion, the mental oppression and overdraft were even more unbearable.
He gave up,
He didn't want to resist anymore.
Seeing this, Feng Si stopped.
The constable sat cross-legged on the road. To the crowds passing by, he was an invisible existence.
The world was noisy, the mortal world was bustling, but they were always different.
This was a constable with a story.
Ruthless, that was a derogatory term.
To be ruthless but able to hide it until the great purge launched after the Nine Eunuchs came to power, also showed his excellence.
Actually,
Leaving aside Zhou Yu's special case,
Whether it was the constable in front of him,
Or Gou Xin, who was in the pharmacy next door and had been hospitalized for almost two years and had almost maxed out his prepaid medical card.
They could all be considered the most outstanding and top-notch of the constables in the human realm.
But that was fate. Unless you could jump out of the tide, eventually a huge wave would come one day and completely overturn you.
The constable's hands drooped down,
A blue flame burst out in his eyes,
His body began to twitch slightly,
Dense black mist escaped from the center of his brow.
He self-combusted his soul, self-adjudicated himself.
Perhaps,
Rather than being captured alive and going to hell to endure more torture, giving himself a relief at this time was indeed a wise choice.
Feng Si stepped forward again, bent down, and picked up the copper lock.
A pretty good magical artifact, although it was condensed with lives and misery, at least at the constable level, having this thing could indeed make one stand out among the constables.
Even under the pursuit of the Inspectors, didn't he still rely on this to escape all the way?
But this thing, as interesting as it was, seemed very impractical for Feng Si's level.
Feng Si turned around and looked at the two Inspectors,
A warm smile appeared on his face,
This smile, under the reflection of lividity, seemed particularly kind.
"Come in and have a cup of tea before you leave."
"Your subordinate obeys!"
"This humble one obeys!"
The group,
Returned to the bookstore together.
The constable's soul dissipated, and his body was carried by An Lawyer himself to the wax museum in the back to be used as fertilizer for Deadpool.
The corpse was packed in a fertilizer bag,
An Lawyer walked so blatantly on the pedestrian street with a large fertilizer bag,
And occasionally whistled at those attractive women who were shopping alone, which was quite arrogant.
Zhou Yu sat on the sofa, not bothering to greet the two Inspectors, looking out as if continuing to enjoy his scenery, the warm afternoon sun falling on him, continuing to savor this leisurely laziness.
The two Inspectors curiously looked around the bookstore, especially when their eyes fell on the white fox in the corner, they paused slightly.
In their opinion, this place should be the Judge's human realm dharma field or a foothold.
As for Zhou Yu's indifferent attitude towards them, the two Inspectors, they didn't think too much about it, because Zhou Yu clearly had an unusual relationship with this Judge.
Often, one cannot simply judge high and low based on official rank, for example, the driver of a high-ranking official.
"Drink tea."
Feng Si personally brewed the tea and brought it over.
The two Inspectors were flattered and took the teacups with both hands.
Zhou Yu silently took out a cigarette and lit it.
"You've worked hard," Feng Si said.
"This humble one's work was not effective, which is why…………"
The two Inspectors hurriedly asked for forgiveness.
As Inspectors, and acting together, they had chased a constable for a day and a night, and if they hadn't happened to run into the Judge, the matter might not have ended yet.
"It's okay, you're tired too, take a good rest next."
"Thank you, Sir, for your understanding."
"Thank you, Sir, for your concern."
"The tea is getting cold, drink it quickly, the tea leaves are good, although there is also tea in hell, it always lacks some freshness compared to the tea in the human realm."
Hell also had its own specialty tea leaves, but the leaves were black, and one could indeed taste the flavor of tea.
It was difficult to tell which was better, but it was always right to say whatever the leader said.
The two Inspectors carefully tasted the tea.
The tea was mellow and fragrant.
It was indeed good tea.
Feng Si walked behind them,
As the two Inspectors prepared to look up and continue to praise the tea and the leader's tea art,
Feng Si placed his hands on their necks.
*Pa!*
The lights in the bookstore were on even during the day, soft lights, and the light tube flickered at this moment, flickering away along with the souls of the two Inspectors.
In the air,
There seemed to be a burnt smell.
Zhou Yu waved his hand in front of him, wanting to dispel the smell.
He had guessed Feng Si'er's plan, but when Feng Si'er did it, Zhou Yu was still a little surprised.
Perhaps,
Whether it was An Lawyer or Feng Si, in their interactions with him, they had always shown another side of themselves.
But in reality,
How could two people who had climbed all the way from the lowest level of the dead to high positions be simple and innocent characters?
Two Inspectors,
Even if a Judge took action against them,
It wouldn't be as simple as cutting melons and vegetables.
But this matter was based on one being prepared and the other being unprepared,
With the power of a Judge, ambushing two unsuspecting Inspectors,
The matter,
Was solved just like that.
The bodies of the two lay on the ground, Feng Si was quick-eyed and quick-handed, catching the teacups as they fell, without even spilling a drop of tea.
The white fox, who had been lying there, wagged its tail, as a way to give a thumbs up to his performance.
An Lawyer also came back at this time, and when he came back, he also brought two fertilizer bags.
Pushing open the door of the bookstore,
An Lawyer looked at the two bodies lying on the ground,
Smiled,
Not surprised,
He directly squatted down and packed the two bodies into bags with Feng Si'er.
The existence of the bookstore was not something that couldn't be known, but some unnecessary associations were better avoided.
Sometimes you can relax a little, but sometimes you have to tighten up. If this bookstore where Feng Si was located was spread out in the underworld by these two, it was hard to guarantee that it wouldn't fall into the ears of someone with ulterior motives, thus generating some associations.
The corpses were re-packed, and Feng Si'er and An Lawyer each carried one.
As they prepared to go out to continue delivering fertilizer,
Feng Si looked at Zhou Yu sitting there.
Zhou Yu, sitting on the sofa, spat out a smoke ring,
Silently reached out and shook off the ash,
Feng Si opened his mouth and said,
"Boss, this time it was my negligence."
He shouldn't have come out, or rather, he shouldn't have come out so swaggeringly. This time it was good, the ones who came were Inspectors, if he had bumped into a Judge, the trouble would have been greater, and the cleanup wouldn't have been so easy.
An Lawyer patted Feng Si on the shoulder and said,
"Just be careful next time, our boss is a kind-hearted person, and always teaches us to be kind to others.
Let's not do it again, let's not do it again."