chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 589 You Will Regret This!

Chapter 222 A Bloodshed Caused by an Ashtray

A bloodshed was caused by an ashtray,

Then the police came,

And it quieted down after midnight.

After watching the fight, Zhou Ze went back to hold Yingying and sleep.

He didn't sleep for long, and woke up at seven in the morning, which surprised Zhou Ze himself. Just at this time, Xu Qinglang sent a message in the WeChat group "Sexy Taoist Priest Dealing Cards Online."

Xu Qinglang: "Are you up yet?"

Little Loli: "Awake."

Zhang Yanfeng: "You guys go play, I'm going back first."

Little Boy: "Been awake."

Little Monkey: "Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

Old Daoist: "Can you change the group name?"

Zhou Ze smiled,

Yueya and the other two had said hello to Zhou Ze last night before leaving to return to their respective bases. At the same time, according to Zhou Ze's instructions, the two of them went to Changzhou first to help Liu Chuyu take over the territory.

The two Changzhou ghost messengers who "cultivated immortality" and ignored worldly affairs had their backstage in hell directly eradicated by Ying Gou. Since they were all his own people anyway, he simply let the two of them come forward to help Liu Chuyu establish his territory in Changzhou.

The performance share of a place is only so much. If Zhou Ze wants to get promoted, his subordinates also have to get promoted, so he has to expand the territory.

Zhou Ze replied to the message:

"I'll wash up."

He took a shower, came out, and changed his clothes with Yingying's help. He originally wanted to wear short sleeves, because Zhou Ze wasn't afraid of the cold, but when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Since he was outside, wearing short sleeves ostentatiously in the middle of winter was like walking out in Victoria's Secret lingerie.

A thin jacket,

Casual jeans,

Yingying also helped Zhou Ze tidy up his hair and shave his stubble. It was already seven-thirty when he went out and everyone had breakfast together.

"Let's have breakfast inside."

Zhou Ze suggested,

He was afraid of being late,

Shanghai Disneyland faces a sea of tourists every day.

"It's okay, I bought VIP service."

Since Xu Qinglang had said so, everyone had breakfast at the breakfast shop downstairs.

By the time they took a taxi to Disneyland, it was almost eight o'clock, and there was a long queue at the entrance.

Higher consumption often leads to better service, and this is the case in many industries. Xu Qinglang took out his phone, made a call, and then indicated that the person in charge was in front.

"We don't need to queue, we can go straight into the park."

Xu Qinglang was a little proud.

They were greeted by three aunties, who didn't look like Disney employees in their attire.

After Xu Qinglang negotiated,

They immediately said:

"Come in with us directly."

Saying that,

The three aunties walked into the three entrance queue lines respectively,

And squeezed towards the front of the queue,

Broad shoulders and round waists, and they were women,

A shove, a jam, a lift, and a bump,

And they were in.

Some people behind couldn't stand it and started cursing:

"Cutting in line, don't you have any manners!"

"Yeah, we've been waiting for a long time!"

The aunties were completely unaware, instead twisting their necks and cursing back at the people behind them. For a time, they were unparalleled and surpassed everyone!

The three aunties stood there separately beckoning Zhou Ze and the others to come over,

They had cut the line,

And were waiting for Zhou Ze and the others to come over.

"............" Xu Qinglang.

"Old Xu, your VIP service is quite unique."

Zhou Ze couldn't help but joke.

"It's really different from what I imagined, I thought..." Xu Qinglang was a little helpless, and then said, "Are we going in or not?"

Zhou Ze and Bai Yingying walked directly to one of the aunties in front,

The auntie raised her hip,

And pushed out an area again,

Letting Zhou Ze and Bai Yingying stand in front of her.

Because of cutting in line,

They entered the park not long after.

After everyone gathered in front of the entrance,

Zhou Ze found that Xu Qinglang still looked a little embarrassed,

Perhaps he felt that this kind of queue-cutting VIP service was really shameful, but the others, including the old Taoist priest, didn't care.

However, what followed was even more difficult, because there were so many people, and every project required a long queue. For popular projects, you had to wait two hours to play once. For most people who come to Disneyland, the most profound impression is still queuing, queuing, and more queuing.

It was as if they had suddenly returned to the planned economy era, with everyone lining up to buy things with tickets.

However, apart from the initially unreliable queue-cutting VIP service, the concierge service that Xu Qinglang booked later was really good. After playing for a morning, by the time they had lunch, they had almost played all the famous projects.

The old Taoist priest had a great time. The monkey was hidden in his down jacket, and it was also very happy.

But the two children beside him,

The little boy and the little loli,

Seemed very indifferent.

Indeed,

They weren't children anymore.

One was more terrifying than the other,

It was too difficult to expect them to play happily and dance for joy.

After eating a very expensive and not very tasty lunch,

Everyone split up,

Even Yingying, Zhou Ze let her go shopping with the little loli and the little boy. Zhou Ze went to the smoking area and lit a cigarette.

"Boss, the weather is nice today, there should be a fireworks show tonight."

The old Taoist priest actually followed him over. His chest, which had been bulging before, was now flat. He must have let the monkey out to run wild.

The two of them sat on a bench,

Each with a cigarette.

Last night, Yingying told Zhou Ze that the Cold Clothes Festival had passed, and Zhou Ze was a little stunned, but then he was relieved. If it passed, it passed.

He didn't follow Madam Bai's instructions to burn Yingying with bamboo,

Could it be that Madam Bai dared to come out of hell to settle accounts with him?

Or,

Do it herself?

Heh.

Perhaps,

When the Iron Idiot swept across the army with the moon,

Madam Bai was also confused and ended up there.

Of course,

Zhou Ze couldn't say these words to Yingying,

Even if Madam Bai wanted to burn her,

Yingying's feelings for Madam Bai were sincere, like a sister and a mother.

After all,

In the long years,

Madam Bai had been with her.

And now looking at it again,

Madam Bai was just a temple god, and the temple had long been destroyed. She was a big shot in front of Zhou Ze back then, but now, even without the Iron Idiot, Zhou Ze wasn't afraid of her at all.

After finishing his cigarette,

Zhou Ze and the old Taoist priest strolled around casually,

And happened to catch the float parade,

And the two of them stood on the side and watched.

The old Taoist priest kept clapping his hands, very engaged, while Zhou Ze felt it was a bit bland, and without Yingying by his side, he was too lazy to even pretend.

The float parade in front of him,

Compared to the Dharma body parade of the Yama Kings in hell,

It was far too inferior,

That was truly interesting and shocking.

It was a pity,

Even though the Yama Kings were badly bullied by the Iron Idiot, it was impossible for them to come to the human world to run this kind of extra role.

The two of them walked to the edge of the flower bed and leaned against it. Zhou Ze took out his phone and saw that An lawyer's unread messages on WeChat had already exceeded 99+. Obviously, An lawyer was very anxious to know what had happened in hell.

But Zhou Ze just wanted to go back and talk about it, too lazy to talk too much at this time.

The old Taoist priest sat down on the edge of the flower bed,

After a while,

He jumped down,

Ran to the front and bought two ice cream cones and walked back.

Zhou Ze reached out to take the ice cream cone,

And said at the same time:

"Your butt is dirty."

"Dirty?"

The old Taoist priest reached out and patted his back, and found a layer of grayish-white on his hand.

"What the hell?"

The old Taoist priest shook his hand, a little inexplicably.

The dust that was raised flew up,

Zhou Ze looked at the ice cream cone in his hand,

And helplessly threw it into the trash can next to him, without taking a bite.

"Uh, Boss, didn't you bring oral liquid?"

Zhou Ze shook his head.

The old Taoist priest licked the ice cream cone, some of it melted on his hand, and he also licked his finger.

"Dirty."

"Dirty?"

The old Taoist priest was a little baffled.

Then,

Instinctively,

The old Taoist priest stopped his movements,

Seeming to have learned from experience,

The old Taoist priest immediately pointed to the ice cream cone in his hand and asked:

"Is this dirty?"

Zhou Ze shook his head,

"Your hand is dirty."

"My hand is dirty, it's just a little dust."

"It's not dust."

"Uh........."

"It's ashes."

"............" Old Taoist priest.

The old Taoist priest looked at the finger he had just licked, and said a little stunned:

"Boss, you're not kidding, are you?"

"I'm very sensitive to ashes."

Zhou Ze replied,

Indeed,

Ashes are something that people who are not in the professional field rarely come into contact with,

Boss Zhou was very familiar with it,

Because he had been cremated himself and had almost been cremated several times.

"How could there be ashes here?"

The old Taoist priest was about to cry.

"Some parents of children who died young don't want them to be lonely, so they bring their ashes in and scatter them here, hoping that their children can have someone to play with them and be happy all the time."

Scattering ashes in Disneyland is not news.

"Ugh!"

The old Taoist priest immediately ran to the trash can and began to vomit.

At this time,

A Snow White cartoon character wearing a costume walked over,

And patted the old Taoist priest's back with some concern.

After all, he was an old man,

The staff inside were also worried that something might happen.

Zhou Ze didn't care,

Anyway, what hadn't the old Taoist priest eaten?

It wasn't a big deal.

But soon,

Zhou Ze's gaze shifted again,

Not to the old Taoist priest,

But to the Snow White who was patting the old Taoist priest's back.

Zhou Ze immediately stepped forward,

Reached out and grabbed the other party's headgear,

And began to exert force.

"Ouch, you're hurting me, this is not allowed here, it's not allowed!"

The old Taoist priest, who had just finished vomiting, raised his head suspiciously and looked at his boss, who was wrestling with Snow White.

However,

The old Taoist priest naturally understood one thing,

That was, his boss wouldn't be so bored,

So,

The old Taoist priest immediately reached into his crotch,

Took out a talisman,

Without even wiping the vomit from the corner of his mouth,

He directly bent down and stuck the talisman on Snow White's body.

"Buzz!"

Zhou Ze's hand was bounced away,

A little numb,

The old Taoist priest fell to the ground and rolled several times.

Snow White took many steps back,

And slowly said:

"I told you to burn her, but you didn't;

You will regret it,

My little ghost messenger."

"Madam Bai?"

Zhou Ze's eyes narrowed,

And stepped forward again,

His nails grew out a bit,

This time,

When he grabbed the other party's headgear, he tore it off,

But after tearing off the headgear,

The whole Snow White fell to the ground,

Inside,

There was no one at all!

Zhou Ze suddenly turned his head,

And shouted to the old Taoist priest beside him:

"Where are Yingying and the others playing?"