chun jie di xiao long

Chapter 596 Dare You Take It?

Chapter 155 Angered

Often,

people die from being carried away with themselves.

Like the old man in the painting before him.

He mistakenly regarded this "aged 1988" (vintage liquor) that had been cellared for five hundred years,

as a diluted erguotou (cheap liquor) from a street-side kiosk;

He saw a pure-hearted love saint,

as a fat, pathetic loser.

You reap what you sow;

so few people truly understand,

the principle of knowing when enough is enough.

The little boy grabbed the painting,

his baleful aura roaring out, intending to give the old man in the painting not even a sliver of a chance,

to completely annihilate him!

"The Yin Court is orderly, the laws of death are merciless!"

A low shout rang out.

The little boy's gaze sharpened,

he turned around,

baleful aura on the defensive!

"Bang!"

A trembling sound came,

the little boy's crimson eyes looked towards the doorway,

at the man,

who had been sharing his bed for this period of time.

"Huff... huff..."

Lawyer An leaned against the doorframe with one hand, panting heavily, and said:

"Thank goodness, thank goodness, I finally made it, finally made it."

The crimson red in the little boy's eyes was slowly receding,

he turned to pick up the painting,

and asked:

"You're, looking for it?"

"I've been looking for it all day, finally tracked it down here. I even bumped into the old Daoist at the door just now, and then sensed your aura."

Lawyer An stood up straight,

and continued:

"This thing, we need to keep it for now, the things the Boss wants to investigate, we have to find a breakthrough point from here."

The little boy hesitated,

he wasn't a person who acted on emotions,

after a little thought,

he still tossed the painting in his hand towards Lawyer An.

Lawyer An caught the painting,

and could sense it trembling slightly,

clearly,

it had already been scared witless by the little boy's aura just now.

"Alright, let's head back, I also have to report back to the Boss." Lawyer An smiled, "I still want to hear his stories from Hell, they really make my mouth water."

The little boy shook his head, and said:

"Can't leave yet."

"What's wrong?"

"Gotta cripple a few people."

As he spoke,

the little boy walked past Lawyer An.

"The Boss ordered it?"

The little boy nodded.

"It's alright, take this back, find out the information the Boss wants, the Boss won't blame you."

The little boy raised his head,

looked at Lawyer An very seriously,

and said:

"But I'm very angry right now, I want to hit people."

Uh,

he wants to abuse his power for personal gain,

should have said so earlier!

"Then, do you know who you want to hit?" Lawyer An asked.

The little boy remained noncommittal.

"When I came up just now, I saw a lot of parents crying downstairs, crying so miserably, so excitedly.

How about this,

pick a few of the ones crying the most excitedly and miserably,

just break their legs,

okay?"

The little boy narrowed his eyes,

and nodded.

Then,

he went downstairs.

Turning into a gust of wind,

he walked out from among the parents, children, teachers, and students below,

no one could see his existence,

he just walked out very calmly.

Lawyer An also pretended to be a parent and walked out,

he noticed that there were a few parents who were crying the most excitedly, wishing they could hold their children and kowtow to the "teacher" in thanks,

on their knees,

there was a mass of black baleful aura gathering that was invisible to the naked eye,

it was estimated that before long,

that knee would be crippled,

and no problems would be detected,

like a super acute outbreak of rheumatism.

Is there such a disease?

Lawyer An wasn't sure,

he'd ask the Boss when he got back, he knew about this.

However,

one thing was true,

Lawyer An didn't really like,

this place,

just like how the publicity for wild animal protection in recent years has shifted from initially condemning poachers to admonishing consumers,

it's demand that calls forth a market response,

without this group of parents who screw up at teaching their children,

where would these electroshock therapy warlocks and academies that fly the banner of sinology but completely ruin its reputation be born?

"Hey, wait for me, wait for me!"

***

Sunshine,

coffee,

newspaper,

sofa,

Ge You (famous Chinese actor known for his relaxed posture),

the most comfortable elements of life were all gathered,

Boss Zhou only felt that even the air between breaths now had a sweet taste.

Stealing half a day of leisure,

after returning from Hell,

Zhou Ze had a new understanding of this saying.

And at this moment,

the door of the bookstore was pushed open from the outside,

an elegant woman in a mink coat walked in,

took off her sunglasses,

lightly flicked her hair,

countless styles and charms,

all contained within.

Bai Yingying, sitting at the bar, raised her head,

glared at the woman in front of her,

and muttered:

"slutty fox!"

The woman took the initiative to walk to the bar, bent over,

the heavy weight in front of her chest,

swaying and swaying.

"Been moisturized again?"

Yingying propped her chin with one hand,

watching the woman flaunt her assets in front of her,

in fact,

Yingying's figure was also very good,

with the appearance of a pure high school student, but developed very perfectly,

however,

"The Maid's Self-Cultivation" said,

what men like,

is the kind of woman who is a lady in public but a slut in bed,

moreover,

Yingying was too lazy to put on any airs in front of anyone other than Zhou Ze.

The female zombie's temper,

wasn't so easy to get along with.

"That's right, singing every night, slathered with the best beauty creams;

look, is my skin a little whiter again?"

The woman reached out and grabbed Yingying's hand,

and placed it on her face.

Yingying touched it,

and shook her head,

"Rougher."

"Jealous!"

Yingying rolled her eyes at the woman,

"I don't age, what do I have to be jealous of?"

"..." The woman.

So angry!

She was actually turned back on by this female zombie!

"Hehe, not aging is not aging, eternal youth is indeed enviable, but with that iceberg beauty's aura, which man has the fortune to enjoy it?"

"The Boss is an even more powerful zombie than me."

Yingying replied with a smile.

"Alright, alright, this is a gift for you, a few pieces of clothing, quite suitable for you."

As she spoke,

the woman took out the bag in her hand and placed it on the bar.

They were all this year's trendy styles, and not cheap.

Yingying accepted the clothes,

and nodded,

she didn't stand on ceremony with this woman.

Next,

the woman seemed to remember that there was still a salted fish hanging by the floor-to-ceiling window, and hurried over.

Truly, before the vermilion lips opened, laughter was heard first,

"Hehehe, my Boss, I really missed you, my dear."

Zhou Ze slightly moved the newspaper away,

and looked at her.

The woman paused for a moment, and said apologetically:

"Daddy, this daughter misspoke."

Zhou Ze shook his head,

and tossed the newspaper on the coffee table,

signaling her to sit down.

The woman sat down,

sure enough,

of the two styles, there's always one that suits you.

Zhou Ze snapped his fingers and called out to Yingying:

"Bring a cup of Lawyer An's special coffee."

"Okay, Boss!"

"You're too kind, too kind, we're so familiar, why are you still so polite."

The woman covered her mouth and laughed casually.

"You've changed your style recently?"

Zhou Ze asked.

The former White Fox,

wasn't like this.

"How could I? Alas, it's just that I'm a little older. You see, ordinary people, anyway, they only have a few decades of life, and they pass by muddle-headed.

We've lived for so long, we have to adjust ourselves, otherwise we'll be bored to the point of not wanting to live anymore."

"You've been with Wang Ke recently?"

Zhou Ze asked.

The White Fox was stunned for a moment,

but didn't explain.

Zhou Ze was too lazy to bother with these things,

and took out the Yin-Yang Record from his arms and placed it on the coffee table.

The White Fox's body trembled, and she shuddered in fright,

two immortals with the same name as her were locked inside,

locked up for half a year.

She was very afraid of this thing.

"Squeak, squeak!"

The little monkey also jumped over at this time,

squatted on the coffee table,

looked left and right,

then lowered its head,

and looked at the Yin-Yang Record in front of it.

For a long time, the Yin-Yang Record had been thrown to the little monkey by Zhou Ze as a toy.

Zhou Ze took out a pen and gently spun it in his hand.

"Let's make it clear in advance, today, you're here to be a witness. I'm letting them out, and my business with the Northeast Immortals will be over.

Back then,

one of them taught people a lesson in my bookstore, putting on airs,

and the other wanted to come in and muddy the waters to steal something.

I locked them up for half a year, and then let them come out to help fight a few times, so it's even."

"Okay, okay, definitely, don't worry Boss, I guarantee they won't have any other thoughts anymore, you're our friend of the Northeast Immortals from now on.

If you want to go to our Northeast in the future, we brothers and sisters will definitely welcome you."

"Squeak, squeak!"

The little monkey also patted its chest,

meaning it could also vouch for them.

Zhou Ze nodded,

in fact,

he really didn't want to let them out,

but firstly, this was what had been agreed upon, and secondly, in fact, Granny Ba and Huang Age's usefulness was really not that great anymore.

Holding the pen,

the tip of the pen touched the Yin-Yang Record,

"Moron, let them both out."

Moron trembled slightly,

and the Yin-Yang Record then emitted a faint light,

then,

two beams of light, one black and one yellow, appeared outside,

gradually revealing their figures.

A black python and a yellow weasel.

After coming out,

the two immortals didn't have time to transform into human form,

but still bowed to Zhou Ze in their own way, very docile.

"Alright, take them back to recuperate."

The White Fox got up,

and reached out to put Huang Age and Granny Ba into her clothes together,

she was going to personally escort them back to the old forest.

However,

just as she got up,

the White Fox's gaze fell on the Yin-Yang Record again,

and she even licked her lips.

"What, do you want to go in and stay too?"

"Oh, Boss~~~~

You can't joke about that, can't joke about that.

I think, since this thing is so powerful, it's always empty, it doesn't seem very good."

"Speak plainly."

The White Fox slightly turned her body,

and shook the heavy weight in front of her chest again in front of Zhou Ze.

"Clatter!"

The cup fell on the coffee table,

and the splashing coffee landed on the heavy weight.

"Coffee's ready."

After Yingying finished speaking,

she walked back to the bar.

Zhou Ze reached out and pulled out a few tissues from the coffee table, and handed them to the White Fox.

The White Fox smiled slightly,

didn't take them,

but leaned forward again,

meaning,

you come help me wipe it.

Zhou Ze picked up the coffee,

and made a gesture to splash it.

The White Fox didn't dare to play anymore,

and directly lowered her voice and said:

"There are jiaos (aquatic dragons) in the Northeast, dare you take them?"