chun jie di xiao long
Chapter 834 Your Delivery Has Arrived
The wild boar was a delicacy given to mankind by nature, but the Late Night Bookstore crowd hadn't quite mastered the essence of cooking it yet.
At this moment, the wild boar was truly majestic. If it stood here without moving, it would look like a living statue. For a pig to be so imposing and fierce was quite remarkable.
It happened to be the Year of the Pig, so it was also its zodiac year.
However, it was clearly filled with anger. Splitting off a part of its origin and then further dividing it among the defectors, allowing them to smuggle it to the Yang realm, was its plan.
But now, something had gone wrong with the plan. It had anticipated problems and left some countermeasures in place, while also planning for the maximum acceptable loss.
However,
this scene was something it didn't want to see. Gathering its origin to display its attack and defense capabilities was like burning gasoline, and the gasoline was its own origin.
How much blood would it have to devour under the Heavenly Dao's nose to make up for this loss!
The most crucial thing was,
this group, this organized group with a clear division of labor,
was their target
really just itself,
or... a complete sweep?
"You all deserve to die!"
With an angry roar,
the wild boar charged directly at Lao Zhang.
A pig,
actually as fast as the wind!
Lao Zhang only felt a violent sandstorm crashing into his face. He raised his hand, subconsciously shielding his face, and then felt like he had been slammed hard against a wall, and his whole body was sent flying.
If it weren't for a white light rising from Lao Zhang's body at the moment of impact, he might have already turned into a puddle of flesh like a tomato dropped from a great height.
But even so, Lao Zhang landed and rolled over a dozen times like a gourd, ending up with a bruised and swollen face.
The wild boar didn't hold back and followed up with a sharp spine aimed directly at Lao Zhang. The spine was cement-colored throughout, but at its tip, there was a black luster, capable of piercing the soul and decomposing and absorbing it at the same time!
Even with only a head, the power of an ancient ferocious beast was not to be trifled with!
In the distance, Boss Zhou licked his lips and sighed:
"This really proves the saying, even a pig can become terrifying if it lives long enough."
"You... too... can..."
Zhou Ze raised a middle finger at himself,
"To help you get your takeout, everyone is so busy and working so hard right now. Can't you not be sarcastic? Say something heartwarming, or after this is over, let them use your body and pat them on the shoulder one by one. That effect is pretty good."
Very practical, but enough to move Lawyer An and the others to tears.
Tie Hanhan was silent.
With his personality and habits,
being able to refrain from self-destruction was already his greatest tolerance for Boss Zhou.
Yingying intervened in time, grabbing the wild boar's tail from behind, a tail made of condensed cement, with a spiral.
"Gah!!!"
The wild boar's movement was instantly frozen,
but in the next moment,
with a "snap,"
the tail broke off,
directly escaping Yingying's control,
and the spine on its body stabbed straight at Lao Zhang!
Instinctively, it seemed that the greatest pressure on it did not come from the incredibly strong female zombie, but from this middle-aged man who seemed a bit of a simpleton.
Just now, the other party had hugged it like an idiot, and its power had been instantly suppressed.
So,
the wild boar planned to get rid of Lao Zhang first.
Lao Zhang raised his head,
at this moment,
the wild boar's spine was only a few centimeters away from his face,
death,
was so close!
In this instant,
not to mention Xu Qinglang and the Deadpool, even if Zhou Ze wanted to intervene, it was too late.
But Boss Zhou wasn't panicked at all. If Lao Zhang could be killed so easily, then that Dharma Beast who liked to play with thousands of clones would probably follow suit and slit his throat in shame.
Sure enough,
in an instant,
Lao Zhang's eyes were instantly covered in white,
"Roar!"
The might of the Xiezhi (a mythical unicorn-like creature, a symbol of justice),
was immediately released!
The wild boar's heart skipped a beat.
Crap,
a Dharma Beast!
If the wild boar had only vaguely judged based on the aura that there was also an ancient existence dealing with it, then now, it was confirmed!
And the shock brought by the confirmation
put the wild boar under great pressure!
A person's reputation is like a tree's shadow. Setting aside the humiliation of the broken horn in the Nether Sea, the influence of the Dharma Beast was still terrifying!
Although this wild boar had once wreaked havoc in hell, it was only after the end of the ancient era, after Ying Gou (one of the four ancient zombies) fell, that it seized the opportunity to rise and cause trouble for a while. It couldn't compare with those old-fashioned big shots from the ancient era.
Lao Zhang grabbed one of the wild boar's spines with his left hand,
"Crack!"
With a crisp sound,
this spine of the wild boar was directly broken,
and then,
Lao Zhang used this spine in his hand as a spear,
unhesitatingly stabbing it into the wild boar's body.
"Puff!"
The wild boar let out a scream,
Pain!
Next,
Lao Zhang even more fiercely grabbed two more spines,
broke them again,
and instantly stabbed them into the wild boar's body!
This fierce style made the others in the bookstore dumbfounded. They knew that the one inside Lao Zhang was not to be trifled with, but they didn't expect him to be so powerful!
It seemed that
everyone didn't need to do anything,
just stand here and clap, act as extras, shout "66666" and exclaim "how terrifying,"
and then watch Lao Zhang turn the wild boar into a meat skewer little by little.
"Is it that simple?" Zhou Ze frowned slightly, took out another cigarette, but didn't rush to light it, but pondered: "Then next time, before the fight, we just need to beat Lao Zhang up ourselves to stimulate him, right?"
First, huddle at home, beat Lao Zhang up, humiliate him, and after Lao Zhang's small universe erupts, release him to beat others.
"Heh... heh..."
"What are you laughing at?"
"Can't... last..."
"Oh, that's a very serious problem."
"You... are... more... serious... than... him..."
"..." Zhou Ze.
Although he couldn't wait to return this takeout,
Boss Zhou still upheld the concept of prioritizing the overall situation,
and shouted to the others in the bookstore over there:
"Don't just stand there, let's do it together!"
"Shred!!!"
Lao Zhang tore off one of the wild boar's legs with both hands, and at the same time smashed a fist on the wild boar's head, directly denting its head.
Just as the wild boar was constantly falling into a miserable disadvantage due to the obstruction of both the offensive and the momentum,
Lao Zhang suddenly trembled,
his hands and feet began to shake, like he had Parkinson's, and then he foamed at the mouth, his eyes rolled upwards, and with a "plop," he knelt on the ground, twitching non-stop.
Zhou Ze had seen this scene before when he was rescuing people who had overdosed on that stuff.
Tie Hanhan had just said that Lao Zhang probably couldn't last, but Boss Zhou didn't expect it to really only be three seconds.
Fortunately,
Lao Zhang had made contributions, and great contributions. The wild boar's defense was almost torn apart by him alone, and the work below would be much easier.
The white fox spread out all five of its tails, and a white phantom stretched out from its body, then fell straight down, and its claws directly grabbed at the wild boar's head.
Here,
had just been split open by Lao Zhang,
the following attacks would definitely revolve around this point.
"Heaven and earth are boundless, profound heart righteous method, yin wind!"
Xu Qinglang inserted the formation flag in his hand into the ground,
and the other little loli ghost servants immediately followed suit.
Yin winds turned into strong tearing forces and began to smash frantically at the wild boar's head!
From the ground,
appeared thick vines, the vines decomposed into terrifying corrosive juices, and poured them all over the wild boar's head.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
Under several attacks,
half of the wild boar's head was almost cut off, and it let out a painful roar. This time, it was really seriously injured, but at the same time, a black protective energy enveloped its head to prevent further damage.
The little boy quickly stepped forward, rushed to Yingying's side, and shouted in a low voice:
"Borrow strength!"
Yingying understood, grabbed the little boy's arm with one hand, turned her body halfway, and then applied the force to the little boy's body.
"Swish!"
The sound of breaking through the air came,
and the little boy smashed into the wild boar like an arrow released from a bow.
"Bang!"
"Crack!"
The strength of the two zombies, plus the hardness of the zombie body itself,
was like a cannonball from the early firearms era,
brutally smashing the defense on the wild boar's head.
The little boy made hand seals with both hands,
"The underworld has order, the law of death is merciless, break!"
"Boom!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
The wild boar's head completely collapsed,
turning into a green halo,
and the flesh it had previously condensed fell off and turned into ashes in an instant.
"Yes!"
Lawyer An clenched his fist,
awesome,
successfully hunted an ancient ferocious beast, lighting up a life achievement!
Although it was a pig,
although it was a part of its origin,
although it was a part of a part of its origin,
but can you live happily if you care too much about the details in life?
"You even taught him this, aren't you afraid of the underworld holding you accountable?"
The baby on Lawyer An's back opened his mouth.
"I'm happy to, is it your business?"
Saying that,
Lawyer An pointed to the green halo floating in the air in front of him and mocked:
"This thing was still taken down by our own efforts, where are the people from the underworld? Did they go eat shit?"
Taking advantage of the time when Lawyer An was having fun trash-talking,
the white fox's tail suddenly rolled up, restraining the rich green halo, and then with a leap, quickly came to Zhou Ze, respectfully lowered her head,
and said softly and charmingly:
"Boss, your takeout has arrived."
"..." Lawyer An.